Totally not swash rouge

you're here to pirate the pirate subclass you don't need a description 

slash and slide

after choosing this subclass at level three you are now able to maneuver throughout a combat scenario no longer provoking opportunity attacks after landing a successful attack against a target 

better and brighter but still not seen

More third level stuff you may now add your CHA modifier to your initiative rolls (you can also choose not to do this but idk why you ever would) 

and thats not all you can use your sneak attack in a little bit of a different way: if you AND NO ONE ELSE are within 5ft and you dont have disadvantage go for it AND you dont need advantage either (everything else still applies though no spacial treatment)

sexy pirate time

so first you make a Persuasion that's contested by your targets insight (you both roll) however you have to speak a language they know and they have to be able to hear you (of course) 

IF they were hostile they are no longer unless you or your ally's attacks them this effects last 1 minute and while it is active the effected target cant make opportunity attacks and has disadvantage on regular attack rolls on anything except yourself.

IF they were not hostile this charms the target as they now regard you as an old friend this last for a minute and of course end if you or your ally's attack the effected creature.

   

why tf is this here

for a bonus action you can have some fun and give yourself advantage on the next Athletics or Acrobatics check you make BUT only for the next minute (like this needed drawbacks) 

sorry i did in fact stab that guy

starting at 17th level (???) you can now piss the dm off faster then ever getting to turn any failed attack into one where you totally had advantage the whole time BUT only once then you gotta take a nap before you can do it again