Base Class: Barbarian
Are you sure? SEA SALT! WHERE'S OMNIMAN? How is that possible? I NEED YOU SEA SALT!!! Pretty sure. WHERE IS HE??? I am so lonely. Son, we need to talk. Threw a trash bag. Stand ready for my arrival, worm. WHAT'S 17 MORE YEARS? Into space. Oh, yes, that's what I'm talking about! WHAT YOU DID WAS NOT NICE! IT'S NOT NICE TO DO THAT! That's the neat part, you don't. Oh, someone misses their mommy, waaah! You're a weird dude, dude! WHY THE **** DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME? Guess who's finally getting his powers? I think... I miss my wife. I know where your faamily liiives! Dad! Dad, look! I'm gonna be... DUCT TAPE MAN! Big ass beatdown coming up! You are a pale imitation of Invincible! WHERE’S OMNIMAN?? Swearing doesn't make you cool. I miss William. Make them fear Invincible! I've given this world enough. PATHETIC! I WOULDN'T EVEN KEEP YOU AS A SLAVE IN MY EMPIRE! You know, on my planet sock on the door mean’s somebody’s *******. BRAH BRAH! Let me break it down for you, Mark. YOU'RE NOT LISTENING! Your father will be executed. That's not very nice. This battle is beneath me! ARE YOU SURE?
Guess Who’s Finally Getting His Powers
When you choose this path at 3rd level, your body begins to reflect the resilience of your Viltrumite heritage. Your hit point maximum increases by 16, and it increases again by 4 whenever you gain another level in this class. In addition, your barbarian hit die changes from a d12 to a d20.
Are You Sure
Also at 3rd level, you can push beyond your body’s limits to strike with devastating force. When you deal damage with an unarmed strike, you can choose to enhance the attack by taking damage yourself. Roll a number of d6s up to your proficiency bonus. The target takes additional damage equal to the total rolled, and you take bludgeoning damage equal to that same amount.
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Once you reach 6th level, your Viltrumite physiology far exceeds that of other creatures. You gain the following benefits:
- When you take damage, you may reduce the amount by your Constitution modifier, to a minimum of 0.
- You have advantage on saving throws against disease and exhaustion.
- You have advantage on death saving throws.
- You can hold your breath indefinitely while you’re not incapacitated.
- You are naturally adapted to extreme environments, such as the vacuum of space or the crushing depths of the sea.
- You no longer need to eat or drink, though you can do so if you choose.
Stand Ready For My Arrival Worm
At 10th level, you gain a flying speed equal to your walking speed.
Where's Omni-Man
At 14th level, you’ve learned how to tear through armor and flesh with terrifying precision. When you hit a target with an unarmed strike, you can choose to deal piercing or slashing damage with the attack instead of bludgeoning damage. If you do, the target takes an extra 2d6 damage of the chosen type.
You can use this feature a number of times equal to your Strength modifier (minimum of once), and you regain all expended uses when you finish a long rest.
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Posted Jan 11, 2026Gooning, dad. I'll still have gooning.
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Posted Jun 28, 2025THINK MARK, THINK!!!!! WHAT WILL YOU HAVE IN 500 YEARS?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!