Path Of The Hillbilly

Not drunk, but insane, monks who take on the Path Of The Hillbilly, who have their minds changed, morphed, and edited just to fight for the people.

You Can’t Break Whats Already Broken!

Due to all of the brain damage you have taken, you are able to withstand any attacks on the mind.

Say Goodnight Sally!

Thanks to your insane training, you are able to knock opponents unconscious right in the middle of battle.

Sweet-Licking Salt Taffy!

You are able to yell a bunch of made-up insults that no one understands.

Get Out of My Way, You Horn-Swaggling, Taffy-Toothing Little Leopards!!!!

You are able to charge forward, head-butting anyone in your way.