Jawline Fighter

Your magnificent jawline gives you epic abilities, or that is what you tell yourself to stay sane. By a simple move of the head, your jaw can blast enemies back or protect allies with its magnificent shine. Many fear the Jawline Fighter for their monumental powers, while others seek to harness it for themselves.

Maxilla Maxing

Everyday, you receive a Maxilla Die starting at the magnificent size of 6 and this die will be used for the abilities below. Rolling the max roll strains your masculine jawline and makes the Maxilla Die weaker, while rolling the minimum gives your maw enough rest to make the Maxilla Die stronger. The Maxilla Die gets some huge gains at Levels 5, 11, and 17.

Bone Shield: Your jawbones create an invisible barrier around allies just after an enemy assaults them with their inferior jaw. You can block the die's roll + your "jaw's" modifier.

Gob Launch: Your gob launches you like a rocket using 2x the die's roll + "jaw" modifier, making you the first human propelled ICBM.

Cut Diamonds: Use your jaw to slash at foes you have just hit (within thirty feet). You may add the Maxilla Die to a successful attack, dealing exceptional mogging damage.

 

Mewing:

Once per long rest, do your daily mewing exercises as a bonus action to revert the Maxilla Die to its former glory.

Looks Maxer

Your Jawline is so powerful that it can move things on its own, utilizing the "jaw" modifier. The Maxilla Die is weakened by the process, but you can cast the Jaw-lekinesis at will.

Sigma Male Mindset

You have hustled and grustled your way to a jawline that not only cuts diamonds, but erases them from existence with two new abilities.

Diamond Fling: Instead of just cutting diamonds, the additional damage added to your attacks can also be used to knock enemies prone. On a failed Strength save, that beta cuck is slammed on his flat ass and sent flying 10 feet in any horizontal direction.

Big Shmoves: You make a risky bet, weakening your Maxilla Die in exchange for some big brain plays. Objects large and small bend to your magnificence, moving 30 feet in any direction. Additional, investors who wisely agree with your shmoves could be moved instead (although, associates are basically objects so the distinction was unnecessary).

Untaintable Maw

Your jaw cannot be contaminated by the filth of chuds who try to keep you down. Gain resistance to their toxic and mind-numbing arguments, and become completely immune to becoming poisoned by their inferior look.

Mewgenics

As a bonus action, spread the joys of mewing with a number compatriots, which may include yourself, equal to your "jaw" modifier. Everyone will proceed to mew for the next minute, providing them with half cover. This ability can be used once per long rest at no exhaustion of you jawline, but additional uses will weaken your Maxilla Die.