Path of the Realist

A warrior Locathah looking through the battle filled with chaos, deep under the salty waves of the sea. He shouts to his unit, and charges in to battle, a large smile on his face, raging not for himself, not for the money, but for his friends.

An Elven prostitute, brought low by her pimp, is helped up by those around her. She grabs a bottle, and smash it upon his head, and together with the other ladies in the bar, beat him into a pulp.

 

I shot the Cleric, but I didn't shoot the Druid!

Starting at 3rd level, you gain the ability to summon your best friend in the whole wide world, however small they might be right now, and the ability to help your other friends in battle while little buddy messes up the bad people.

When you choose this Path at 2nd level, you gain the find familiar spell, and choose from any animal with a rating of 0-1/4. When casting this spell, you can only summon that animal. The familiar also gains extra Hit Dice equal to your class level divided by two, and their base hit die becomes 1d6. Additionally, your familiar gains use of the Attack action and their melee weapon attack damage increases to 1d6, this increase to 2d6 at 10th level. At 10th level, your familiar can attack twice, instead of once, whenever it takes the Attack action on their turn.

Not only that, but you gain a herbalists bag! This bad acts like an empowered herbalists kit, that you can use an hour to refill with the need essentials. It gets stronger as you do, so prepare to be the clutch healer.

 

Little Buddy Hits the Gym!?

Beginning at level 6, you "Little Buddy" is suddenly a total beefcake. They evolve a bit, making Buddy a bit stronger, and quite a bit different! He also gains the benefit of rage!

(For my Little Buddy, I could have a Snail, that was suddenly 3x bigger, and maybe a little faster too, with teeth! This is an ability i left open, for you and your DM to make something beautiful with me.)

Talk to Your Friend's Friends!

You learn to speak to animals! Not as cool as you would think after hear a pair of otters having intercourse, but, nature, am i right! Animals can respond to you, sharing simple thoughts or ideas!

Passing Bottles, and Raging all the Same.

Your friends in the party have learned to rage with you! Let everyone foam at the mouth just like you do! They, however, only gain half benefits when it comes to rage damage, and for each rage you expel can rage for 30 seconds of it, starting somewhere before your 30 sec mark, or on, but not after.

You also gain the ability to dig through your herbalists bag to find the Good Stuff, which you you've obviously been saving for a special occasion! During a short or long rest, you can pas around a bottle of your drink of choice, and everyone that partakes gets Temporary HP based upon your LV+CON!