No more God

Maybe you were a great warrior, maybe you were heir to a throne, now... now your just you. After doing something or another to make your patron act like your ex and think, " I can do better," they left. Now you have to use cunning and wit and lack of training since you decided to bank on a loaner instead of training like the rest of the world. Powerless and helpless they use charisma as your only weapon. 

No pain, no gain.

Using the power of talking yourself up, you boaster yourself for battle gaining temporary hit points.  You gain 1d10 + your charisma modifier in temporary hit points as a bonus action. you can you this feature a number of times equal to your constitution modifier. 

Expanded spell list

All spells use your left over arcana from inside you left by your patron. The spells also come from you;

1. Bane- talking the enemy down every turn
2. aid- talking up your friends
3. Detect thoughts- listen really closely
4. Silent image- shadow puppets with your hands and a lantern
5. suggestion- you legit make a suggestion
6. locate object- you just look around
7. fear- You lie about how good you are
8.  stinking cloud- a fart
9. nondetect- your so useless magic cant find you
10. plant growth- you sprinkle fertilizer 

 

No more god Expanded Spells

SPELL LEVEL	SPELLS
1st	aid, bane
2nd	detect thoughts, silent image
3rd	suggestion, locate object
4th	fear, stinking cloud
5th	nondetection, plant growth

Wanna be fighter.

Using the power of screaming loudly and hoping and can grant yourself the power to be slightly useful in battle. By trying your hardest to be like people who actually trained you can attack twice when taking the attack action  a number of times equal to your charisma modifier.

Wanna be a bard/fighter

As an action You make a persuasion or deceprion check vs a single enemy if you succeed you have advange on all attack rounds against it for the next mintue. If you use the wanna be fighter against this same creature while under this feature you get 3 attacks.

Power of pity

Starting at 15th level you can be so useless in battle that you almost disappear. As a bonus attack you can make a persuasion or deception check vs a perception check agaianst every creature in a 60 foot radius centered on you. All those who fail dont even see you as a threat and you become invisible to them. Attacking only breaks this invisiblilty if you deal over half of  your max damage rounded down. For example if you use a long sword 1d8 + strength (4). 12 is your max damage so any damage 6 and below doesnt break invisibility. You can use this feature twice per long rest.