College of Fluff

Some bards are too occupied looking at fluffy creatures. These fluffy beings become their muse, inspiring them to replicate this fluffiness wherever they go.

Expert of Fluff

When you join the College of Fluff at 3rd level, you gain proficiency in animal handling (wisdom). Whenever you make a skill check for animal handling you may add your proficiency modifier twice to the roll.

Counting Sheep

Also at 3rd level, you create fluffy imaginings in other creatures' minds. As a bonus action you may expend one use of Bardic Inspiration to make a creature within 60 feet (that's not immune to magical sleep) fall unconscious. When you want to do so you must roll the bardic inspiration die and ad your Spellcasting Ability modifier + your Proficiency Bonus. The creature must succeed in a wisom saving throw of a DC equal to the number you previously determined or be asleep for 1 minute or until the creature takes damage or another creature uses its action to wake the creature.

Softening Wool

At 6th level, your woolly imaginations start to physicly manifest around you. You are resistant to bludgeoning damage. Additionally you may add your proficiency bonus to your armor class as long as you don't wear armor and retract your armor class from falling damage.

Fluffiness for All

Starting at 14th level, you can make the world as fluffy as you want. Casting Polymorph does not expend a spellslot as long as the chosen creature you polymorph the target into is a sheep or goat. If you do not know Polymorph you may add it to your known spells.