Ron Swanson

This is really mainly a changed version of Hexblade that is most likely horribly imbalanced. I welcome all criticism, as this was just a joke between me and a friend. This is also a quick revision, as I messed up the formatting.

 

Swanson Training

Due to personal training, even in your dreams, you become a much better fighter as a result of training with the Swanson. At 1st level, you gain the following benefits:

You gain proficiency in Medium armor, shields, and Martial weapons. In addition, whenever you finish a long rest, you can infuse a weapon with pure Swanson suave, allowing you to use Charisma as your attack and damage modifier. (I call weapons of this manner “Swan Songs”)

In addition, You can intimidate a person into being weaker. As a bonus action, you make a move against someone to put them off. When you do this, attacks against them crit on a roll of 19 or 20, and You add your proficiency bonus to damage rolls against them.

Extra Attack

Starting at 6th level, your training with Ron has let you move faster when attacking.

When you take the Attack action on your turn, you can attack twice, instead of one. The Thirsting blade Invocation increases this number to 3 attacks.

Mark of Swanson

Starting at 10th level, Ron Swanson grants your Swan songs his own personal boon.

When you hit a creature with your Swan Song, you deal an additional 1d8 force damage. This additional damage increases to 2d8 when you hit 14 level.

The Golden Gun

Starting at 14th level, you can summon Ron himself to take a quick shot with his favorite weapon.

When you hit a creature with an attack, you can instead choose to Summon Ron, and when he shoots, the enemy takes 8d10 piercing damage

Once you use this feature, you cannot use it again until you finish a long rest