You are a fat drunken panda.

Bonus Proficiencies

When you choose this tradition at 3rd level, you gain proficiency in the Performance skill if you don’t already have it. Your martial arts technique mixes combat training with the precision of a dancer and the antics of a drunkard. You also gain proficiency with brewer’s supplies if you don’t already have it.

Pandas' Defense

At 3rd level, you learn how to twist and turn quickly as part of your Flurry of Blows. Whenever you use Flurry of Blows, you can spend an additional 1 ki point to activate Patient Defense as part of Flurry of Blows.

Noodle Style

Starting at 6th level, you can move in sudden, swaying ways. You gain the following benefits.

Leap to Your Feet. When you’re prone, you can stand up by spending 5 feet of movement, rather than half your speed.

Noodle Strike. When a creature misses you with a melee attack roll, you can use your reaction to cause that attack to hit one creature of your choice within 5 feet of you or you can strike the attacker with your fist.

Buttered Belly

Starting at 11th level, your training has taught you how to reduce some bludgeoning damage away from you, you can spend 1 ki point to gain resistant to all bludgeoning damage made by non-magical attacks for 1 minute. you also have advantage on all grapple escapes.

Sskah-Doosh

 At 17th level, you gain the ability to cause ripples within someone’s body. When you hit a creature with an Unarmed Strike, you can spend 3 ki points to start these small ripples, which last for a number of days equal to your monk level. The ripples are harmless until you use the legendary Wuxi Finger Hold to end them. To do so, you and the target must be on the same plane of existence. When you use the Wuxi Finger Hold, the creature must make a Constitution saving throw. If it fails, it is reduced to 0 Hit Points. If it succeeds, it takes 10d10 Force damage.

You can have only one creature under the Effect of this feature at a time. You can choose to end the vibrations harmlessly without using an action.