The Lamp

A Being often forgotten about in this realm is a deity so specific and specialized none would ever think to sell their soul to them as a patron. But boy oh boy, are you stupid, because you sold your soul to the cheap peddler of the demigod's: Ikea! famous for specializing in the craft of furniture and appliances, you too, as his underling can summon furniture, and specifically LAMPS into battle. Selling his supernatural and otherworldly wears to those interested.

Lamp Spells

Ikea lets you choose from a range of spells that truly enhance your ability to sell protect and make lamps. You also can learn the Cantrips Lampcraft and Light On.

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Lamp Spells

Spell Level	Spells
1st	lamp bomb, lamp sale, lamp armor
2nd	multithrow, lampshade
3rd	megalamp, bright lamp
4th	aura of lamps, elemental lamp
5th	animate objects, superior lamp sale

Gift card to Ikea

Starting at 1st level, when you reduce a hostile creature to 0 hit points, you are gifted a very nice lamp which you can throw as a reaction to damage enemies, or to hold in your pack and save for later.

Then at Level Five, the number of lamps you get increases by one, meaning you can deal 2d6 damage to an enemy, or 1d6 to two enemies

This increase in lamps happens again at level 11 and level 17

The Lamp is Mightier than the Sword

Starting at 6th level, you can call on your patron to bestow upon you a weapon floor lamp. On your next turn in combat, you can strike a foe with the lamp to deal 2d10 of bludgeoning damage.

Once you use this feature, you can’t use it again until you finish a short or long rest.

Master of the Lamps

Having experience using your creations as weapons, you now have proficiency in improvised weapons.

Ikea's Salesmanship

You can now go out and sell lamps for money using your persuasion skill much like a bard can go out to perform songs for money. You can also gain expertise in proficiency in persuasion as you've learned to be such a good salesman and have all the skills necessary to convince someone to buy your wares. additionally your cantrip Lampcraft, only takes a bonus action to cast now.

The Wonderful Everyday

Starting at 14th level, when you hit a creature with an attack, you can use this feature to instantly transport the target into an Ikea shop. The creature disappears and hurtles through a neverending labrynth of furniture and appliances.

At the end of your next turn, the target returns to the space it previously occupied, or the nearest unoccupied space. If the target is not also a Warlock - the Lamp, it takes 10d10 psychic damage as it reels from its horrific experience. 

Once you use this feature, you can’t use it again until you finish a long rest.