Oath of Dewritos™

You have sworn an oath to the almighty gods of Mountain Dew and Doritos that you would protect the domain of gamer snacks until death has taken you. You are always vigilant, and you always carry some Mountain Dew and Doritos around with you. Yum Yum in my tum Dewritos™ are tasty as **** my guy. Also these paladins can cuss because they are faze clan members.

Conjure Dewritos™

You can summon Doritos or Mountain Dew at will my guy. Yummy 

Wraith of the Dewritos™ Gods

Once per long rest, you can cast a large bolt of Mountain Dew (any flavor) at a target creature within 60 ft. of you. Here are flavor options:

• Code Red: Target must succeed a DC 15 DEX saving throw or take 4d6 [fire] damage.
• High Voltage: Target must succeed a DC 15 DEX saving throw or take 4d6 [thunder] damage.
• Live Wire: Target must succeed a DC 15 DEX saving throw or take 4d6 [lightning] damage.
• White Out: Target must succeed a DC 15 DEX saving throw or take 4d6 [radiant] damage.
• Pitch Black: Target must succeed a DC 15 DEX saving throw or take 4d6 [necrotic] damage.
• Major Melon: Target must succeed a DC 15 DEX saving throw or take 4d6 [acid] damage.
• Baja Blast: Doritos Locos Tacos Supremes start raining from the sky. The target creature begins to question life, and then unwillingly eats all of the Doritos Locos Tacos Sumpremes.

Thats some good shit dawg.

Dank Internet Memes

Once per long rest, you can recite or present any meme, and if the DM laughs, the target creature dies instantly. Just choose wisely fool.

Ninja's Fortnite Skills

Dude you got any mats? If you have raw materials (DM can decide what those materials are. Examples would be wood, brick, or metal) you can build a bridge, slope, or wall really fast (like 6 seconds).

Pog Champion of the Dewritos™

Your gaming skills are superior to all that exist on the material plane. Your movement speed becomes 80 ft. You gain +2 to AC. Using an action, you can be toxic towards any creature that can hear you, that creature must make a DC 20 CHA saving throw. On succeed, the target creature makes the sounds of a mad 9 year old, and they gain 100 health. On fail, the target creature becomes sad.