School of Whey

Originally discovered by the legendary muscle wizard, Randalf the Whey, this form of magical studies enabled students to forgo their brains for brawn. With mere twitches of your immaculate pecs, you send magic missiles flying toward your awestruck foes. Clenching of your perfectly defined glutes send thunderwaves booming across the battle field. Foes tremble when you enter a roid rage (not that you take steroids bro, you just work out a lot. Honest!) and strike them down with powerful magical strikes.

This is the Way of Whey.

Training in Flex and Blade

2nd-level School of Whey feature

You gain unarmored defense equal to 13 + your strength modifier and proficiency with one melee weapon of your choice.

You also gain proficiency in the Performance and Intimidation skills if you don’t already have it.

Roid Rage

2nd-level School of Whey feature

You can invoke a Dude-bro magic called the Roid Rage, provided that you aren’t wearing any armor or using a shield. It impowers you with supernatural speed, agility, and focus.

You can use a bonus action to start the Roid Rage, which lasts for 1 minute. It ends early if you are incapacitated, if you don armor or a shield, lose focus on your rage, or if you use one hand to make an attack with a weapon. You can also dismiss the Roid rage at any time (no action required).

While your Roid Rage is active, you gain the following benefits:

• You gain a bonus to your AC equal to your constitution modifier (minimum of +1).
• Your walking speed increases by 10 feet.
• You have advantage on Strength (Athletics) checks.
• You gain a bonus to any Constitution saving throw you make to maintain your concentration on your Roid rage or a spell. The bonus equals your Strength modifier (minimum of +1).
• When you are damaged in combat, you must make a Constitution saving throw to maintain your Roid Rage, if lost in this manner you are stunned for 1 round of combat.

You can use this feature a number of times equal to your proficiency bonus, and you regain all expended uses of it when you finish a long rest.

Extra Attack

6th-level School of Whey feature

You can attack twice, instead of once, whenever you take the Attack action on your turn.

Hard as a Rock

10th-level School of Whey feature

You can direct your testosterone to absorb damage while your Roid Rage is active. When you take damage, you can use your reaction to expend one spell slot and reduce that damage to you by an amount equal to five times the spell slot’s level.

Extra Attack

13th-level School of Whey feature

You can attack three times, instead of twice, whenever you take the Attack action on your turn.

JUST. KEEP. SWINGING

14th-level School of Whey feature

You can add your Constitution modifier (minimum of +1) to the damage of your melee weapon attacks while your Roid Rage is active.

Whey Magic

You can use your cantrips in your extra attacks while Roid Rage is active.