The Stourbridge Man

By some way or another, you have given yourself to the Stourbridge Man, a being of pure, mental chaos, with its perplexing, ever-changing mind making it impossible to predict. Despite this, the Stourbridge Man is very opinionated, and therefore, your Warlock either does or WILL share these same opinions (You are most likely Chaotic or Neutral leaning).    

Expanded Spell List

The Stourbridge Man lets you choose from an expanded list of spells when you learn a warlock spell. The following spells are added to the warlock spell list for you.

Stourbridge Man Expanded Spells

Spell Level	Spells
1st	faerie fire, sleep
2nd	calm emotions, phantasmal force
3rd	blink, plant growth
4th	dominate beast, greater invisibility
5th	dominate person, seeming

Little Gremlin Man

Starting at 1st level, your patron gives you the powers of Gremlin. You can read, write and speak in Goblin. 

Big Booba Tomboy GF

Starting at 6th level, you learn the Find Familiar spell and can cast it without using components. When summoning your familiar, instead of taking on the form of an animal, it instead takes on the form of a young, tomboy woman (use Guard stats for ability scores and hit points.) with the following equipment: Longsword, Shield and Leather Armour. The tomboy familiar counts as fey. 

In addition to what is described in the Find Familiar spell, your tomboy familiar is wholly and absolutely loyal to you, attacking your enemies. Furthermore her presence (in your line of sight) gives you advantage on saving throws against being charmed and frightened. 

Illusive Position

Starting at 10th level, your patron gives you protection by shrouding your position from any magical or non-magical radars. You cannot be detected by magic or by machine, and a creature is only aware of your presence if they detect you with their in-built senses, such as sight (Magical Darkvision and Truesight can't detect you but if a creature possesses one of these senses naturally, then it can detect you.), hearing, smell, etc. 

The Baguettening

Starting at 14th level, you can begin to absorb and weaponize the life force of your patron's arch nemeses: Baguettes. If you consume a Baguette, you also consume its soul, which empowers your spellcasting. After 24 hours of consuming a Baguette, whenever you make an attack or cast a spell that deals damage, you can roll an additional 7d6 force damage.