Couch potato

These bards have went through some personal issues and have dropped out of college. In return, they became a lazy bum. These bards had a lot of time to play the guitar, so they have created their own songs to please their needs and sometimes others. Since they are lazy the only way to get them to do something is to pay them. they are always broke. 

The lazy way

Because you dropped out of college, you no longer have the ability to cast advanced spells. You know up to level 4 spells, but no further.With your guitar playing skills being better than most, you now have  proficiency in performance and your song of rest. 

 Since spells dont seem to be your thing, you can instead use your guitar as melee weapon for emergencies. After the attack,  make a constitution saving throw. On a fail, your guitar breaks and you have to repair it to use abilities again. It costs 20 silver pieces to repair. When your guitar breaks, you have the option to do an unarmed strike or kick the enemy in the shins for 1d4 damage. 

 

Free time songs

Starting at 3rd level, you now have three songs you have written over free time to help you and your aid. 

Song of hunger : you can make a sandwich at any time. It is not disabled by an anti magic feild or similar effects. 

Song of confusion: in combat, you pull out your guitar and start playing a song. Your target must make a wisdom saving throw. On a fail, they take 2d6 phsycic damage from confusion. 

Song of triumph : you can charge up for your next attack and give yourself an extra 1d4 to the damage roll. if anyone is standing within 5 feet of you while charging they are dealt 1d4 damage if they fail a constitution saving throw. 

Adventure songs

Starting at 6th level, you now have spent some time going through adventures and experiences. Throughout your adventure, you rewrite some of your songs to improve them and also make some more. 

Song of confusion : you pull out your guitar and play your improved song. The target must make a wisdom saving throw. On a fail, it takes 3d6 phsycic damage and you have advantage on next attack roll. On a success, your song fails. 

Song of triumph : you can charge up for the next attack and give yourself or allies 2 bardic inspirations for extra damage. 

(New song) song of redemption : your AC gets +3 modifier for one round. you now have proficiency in your melee guitar. 

Additionally, you are allowed to keep your song of hunger. 

Inspired songs

Starting at level 14, after spending some time going on and completing adventures, you get inspired to stop being lazy and get some work done. With some new and improved songs.

Song of redemption : your AC gets a +5 modifier for one round and on your next turn, your guitar is now able to deal 2d10 range damage of your choice between Fire, Lightning, or Force.

(new song) Battle cry: everyone in party within 50 feet of you get advantage on their next attack and get a bardic inspiration on damage. first roll a d6, see the chart below.

1-2: 1 bardic inspiration    3-4: 2 bardic inspiration    5-6: 3 bardic inspiration

You are allowed to keep song of confusion and song of triumph at the advanced stage, and song of hunger.