College of Clowns

As a clown hijinks are certain to ensue. Clowns are entertainers and fools first and foremost. You're always looking for an opportunity to make those around you laugh, often at the expense of another or yourself.

Contortionist

When you join the College of Clowns at 3rd level, you gain the ability to freely move through spaces half the size as normal without squeezing, additionally you may occupy the same space as other creatures without hindering them or yourself.

Pantomime

Also at 3rd level, you can mime using a weapon or tool set for up to one minute. If the object is a weapon instead of making attack rolls targets must make a wisdom save. The weapon takes on the attributes of whatever weapon you  declare it to be, dealing psychic damage instead of its standard damage type. If using this feature to use tools you roll a performance check at disadvantage instead of a tool check. You can use this feature a number of times per day equal to your proficiency modifier.

Party Trick

At 6th level, you can spend one minute and expend a use of bardic inspiration to use shadow puppets, balloon animals, or other similar art form to create a creature. Roll a performance check, the creature's challenge rating is equal to or lesser than your performance roll -10 with a maximum CR equal to your bard level. Rolls less than 10 create a creature with a CR no more than 1/2. The creatures game Statistics are the Statistics of the chosen creature except that it is considered a construct, and is visibly made of whatever means used to create it. The creature is loyal to you. You can issue commands to this creature as a bonus action, if no command is issued it will defend itself. The creature disappears when it drops to 0 hit points, is dismissed as an action, if you are unconscious, or if this feature is used again.

Slapstick

Starting at 14th level, once per long rest as a bonus action, for 1 minute you become immune to bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing damage from non magical weapons, and are resistant to all other forms of damage except for psychic.