School of Tyromancy

Not all wizards find the right specialization within the
conventional schools of magic, and instead turn to even
more focused areas of expertise, like the School of
Tyromancy. A wizard of this school (often called a Cheese
Whiz) specializes in a subsection of gastromancy that uses
energy from Semi-elemental Plane of Cheese to power his
magic. The very first Cheese Whiz, Lactose the Intolerable,
learned of this magic shortly before his untimely death.

Sharp Chedder

Starting when you choose this tradition at 2nd level, when you deal damage with a cantrip, you can deal additional slashing damage equal to your Intelligence modifier. Additionally, your spells adopt a purely cosmetic cheese theme. For example, mage hand appears to be formed from spectral swiss and shield manifests as a wheel of cheese to deflect blows.

Holy Swiss

Swiss cheese has the deepest divine connection amongst cheeses, for it is holy. At 6th level, by exploiting this connection as a bonus action, you can restore a number of hit points equal to twice your wizard level + your Intelligence modifier. After using this ability, you must complete a long rest before using it again.

Right Brie-hind you

At 10th level, you can use your action to teleport up to 60
feet to a space adjacent to a creature you can see.

Legen-dairy touch

Starting at 14th level, can turn solid objects into cheese
with a touch. If you touch a nonmagical object, a 10-foot
cube of it becomes a type of cheese of your choice. If you
touch a creature, it is affected by a variant of the spell flesh
to stone that instead transforms the target into cheese. After
using this ability, you must complete a long rest before
using it again.