Base Class: Barbarian
Poop
Shitty Rage
Now at level 3 when you rage you also shit your pants. You can throw your shit for 1d4+ strength with a range of 30/120 ft, you can throw your shit as a action, attack action, or a bonus action. You also gain proficiency in intimidation and athletic, if your already proficient you gain experience.
Shitty explosion
At level 3 you can disengage as a bonus action by shitting your pants to launch your self within your walking speed
Enhanced shits
When you reach lv 7. Your raging shit damage dice increase from a d4 to a d6, and you gain proficiency in acrobatics
Massive shits
Your shits now deal 1d8 damage, and you can now as a bonus action fart in someone’s face to attempt to knock them prone
Bonus shit
your raging shit is bumped up to a d12, while raging you gain resistance to all damage types but have vulnerability to psychic damage
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