Order of Burgers

Burger ;)

Master Chef

Beginning when you select this school at 2nd level, you gain proficiency in cook's utensils, in addition, you can now use cook's utensils as an arcane focus.

Bringer of Calories

Starting at 2nd level when you select this school, you can use your action while holding your arcane focus to conjure a burger of your choice in your hand, this burger can feed a creature for 1 full day and restores 1d4+intellegence hp, you can conjure this burger up to your intelligence modifier (minimum of 1). This burger cannot be harmful in any way. 

A Chef’s Cut

Starting at 6th level, you can use your action to magically split a creature like a burger, this ability has a range of 60ft and you must be able to see the target, the target must succeed on a Constitution saving throw with a DC equal to your spell save DC, If the target fails it is incapacitated at its body is split into 6 different sections, this does not hurt the target nor affect the target in any way, it can repeat the save at the end of each of its turn. as a bonus action on each of your turns you can magically throw one of the targets sections up to 15ft away from the target, the target can reform itself on its next turn after it passes the save, the number of actions the target has to use to reform itself can be seen on the table below, this ability can be done a number of times equal to your proficiency bonus. 

Amount of Segments Thrown	Actions Used to re-assemble
1	Free action
2	Reaction
3	Movement
4	Bonus Action
5	Action
6	1 Minute

Transfer Calories

Beginning at 10th level, you can transfer a creature's calories, will, and American spirit into another creature in range, this ability has a range of 120ft, as an action you can magically force a targets that you can see calories out of them and into another, this deals 4d10 necrotic damage and makes them take 1 level of exhaustion, in addition, an ally you can see within range gains HP equal to the damage rolled, this ability can only be used 1/per long rest.

Burger God

Starting at 14th level, your mastery over burger magic has allowed you to feed anyone at will, and destroy those who appose you, your Bringer Of Calories ability now has unlimited uses and now always heals the maximum amount, in addition, your Chef’s Cut Ability now can destroy your opponents, you can use your concentration and actions for 1 minute to instantly kill the target, as you split them apart.