Oath of Gun

Paladins who take the oath of gun.

gun.

(All ranged attack spells such Magic Missile and Acid Arrow are no longer your generic missile and basic arrow. They are bullets.)

(because gun.)

Channel Divinity

When you take this oath at 3rd level, you gain the following Channel Divinity option. See the Sacred Oath class feature for how Channel Divinity works.

Divine Gun. You patriotically yell the name of your home nation. You no longer require spell slots to cast ranged spell attacks that require you to roll to hit rather then a saving throw. (And also magic missile too)

It's a GUN!

Starting at 7th level, you can gun more gunningly

You now have double the projectiles you would normally get when casting a spell (1st level magic missile now gives shoots 6 missiles instead of 3)

Yes there are questions do be asked about this

No i will not elaborate.

Figure it out yourself! *Coward*

Piercing..? Fire..?

Starting at 15th level, All your ranged attacks now deal gun damage.

Win

At 20th level, When you make a ranged attack. You just win.