Oath Of The Karen

As the most important member of society, you assert yourself to strike down all who slight you. Using your sheer immovable personality, you demoralize your enemy to the point that they actively avoid you when they can, as they should. All unfortunate enough to be a retail worker of any kind that serve you will buckle to your unbreakable will because you know that you are better than them in every way. As an Oath Of The Karen paladin, you are too good for any gods, gaining your magic through sheer force of will and unyielding anger.

Oath spells

you get oath spells that are listed at the bottom

Channel Divinity

Let me speak to your manager!: as an action, a number of creatures with a combined CR equaling to half of the sum of your level and your Charisma modifier (min 1) gain disadvantage on any roll made against you within the next minute.

But that doesn't apply to me: as a reaction, you may ignore any conditions caused by an area of affect, if the area of affect causes damage, you may reduce the damage you take from it by your level plus your Charisma modifier (min 1) instead.

Aura of entitlement

At 7th level your sheer presence in an area compels those close to you to go away at lightning speed 

 

All friendly creatures that start their turn within 10 feet of you gain an additional move action during their turn that they can only use to move up to their move speed.

at 18th level, the range of the aura increases to 30 feet.

I'LL SUE YOU!!!

You become so f*cking pissed that someone dares to attack you with anything that you hit stuff even harder, I mean, don't they know who you are? You are better than them, that's what you are!

If an an enemy has targeted you with an attack on its last turn, you have advantage on attack rolls made against that enemy, dealing an additional 2d6 radiant damage on a hit.

Lodge complaint with nature

Sometimes, things fail terribly, but not for you, since you have managed to become so unpleasant to deal with, nature itself tries to accommodate you to not deal with your BS.

You gain a number of legendary resistances equal to your charisma modifier that regenerate upon the completion of a long rest.