Yo is me, Tylah, from Bahston, imma go watch the celtic's game, go bruins! love iced cowfee, sepcially in the middle ud dah ****in cold. Drivin' into this town is like tryna enter hell itself, btw... I ain't Irish.

Wicked Smaht

When you choose this subclass at 3rd level, knowledge of the world floods your mind. You can add your intelligence modifier to your initiative and can use intelligence in place of Wisdom for any class features.

Road Rage

When you reach 6th lvl in this subclass, your anger bubbles till it overflows. As a bonus action, you can enter into a rage like state with the following effects:

-Bonus to damage equal to int modifier

-15ft extra movement speed

-Resistance to non-magical physical damage

-You cant make charisma checks.

This form lasts for 1 minute, and can be used an amount of times equal to your proficiency bonus.

Rotary

At 11th lvl, you finally understand what the actual **** you are supposed to do when you come across a facken rotary. This forbidden knowledge has led you down a path of unbridled defense. Whenever a person attacks you with a spell, you can force the creature to make a constitution saving throw against a dc equal to 8 + int + prof bonus, or else you trap the spell in a dunks cup. If you use an action to release the spell, it acts as if you were casting the spell.

Wicked Pissah

At 17th level, you are fully absorbed by BAHSTON and can now summon at will to your location a fully stocked and staffed Market Basket. Once per short rest, you can cast Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion which will take the appearance of a Market Basket. It has everything you need, including basic non-magical items, sleep, and nourishment. In the deli, they will sell a random magic item of a random rarity.