Celibate Bladesworn

While others partied, you studied the blade. While they had premarital sex, you mastered the shadows. While society wasted their days in pursuit of vanity, you cultivated inner strength. Now the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate,  they have the audacity to come to you for help. 

Rogues who choose this archetype must be a virgin. If a rogue of this archetype ever loses its virginity, the rouge is reduced back to level 3 and must chose a new Roguish Archetype. 

Studied the Blade

Your extensive training in your mother's basement has given you an edge over your opponents. A blade's edge that is...

If you make a melee attack with a bladed weapon you can make another attack without expending an action. If hit with this second attack, roll for damage then reduce damage by half (rounded up).

"M'lady..."

At 9th level, When making persuasion or performance checks with individuals of the opposite gender, you can add you proficiency bonus to the roll. If already proficient, double your proficiency. When using this ability, roll with advantage if you are wearing a fedora.

"Nothin Personal Kid..."

Your mastery of the shadows has given you the ability to slide through dimensions with ease. 

Once per short rest you can use an action to teleport behind a target within 30 feet and make a melee attack on the same target. This attack can use benefits of sneak attack. 

"Ackchyually..."

Starting at 13th level, When an enemy within 30 feet casts a level 5 or lower spell that hits (if a hit roll is required) and requires vocal components, you can use your reaction to cast a slightly better version of that spell. The only components needed for this copy are vocal. This can be done once per short rest. 

If its a healing spell, heal a friendly target for the same amount as the spell copied plus 1.

If its a damage dealing spell, cast it on an enemy (or enemies) with the same damage dealt plus 1. 

If it is a spell that requires a DC saving throw, cast the spell with the DC increased by 1.

Any other types of spell effects can be improved slightly at the DM's discretion. 

Vape Master

At 17th level, You have mastered the art of vapor and can create vapors that benefit stealth as well as create small images from vapor. 

You create a cloud of vapor in a sphere with a radius that can conceal you and your party's presence. The cloud gives friendly creatures inside the benefits of pass without trace. Additionally any attacks against friendly creatures within the cloud are rolled at disadvantage. The cloud lasts for 1 hour or until canceled. 

You can manipulate your vapor to create a small colorless image. The image can be no larger than 2 feet in diameter. It can be as detailed as you like. This image lasts for 1 minute or until canceled.