Paladin
Base Class: Paladin

Paladins who swear the Oath of Excess dedicate themselves to the relentless pursuit of carnal pleasure, debauchery, and lewd indulgence. They channel divine power through erotic acts, using their bodies, charms, and excess as both weapon and sacrament. These oath-sworn warriors turn every battlefield and bedchamber into a temple of unrestrained ecstasy.

Tenets of Excess

  • Embrace Excess: Indulge fully in every pleasure of the flesh and deny yourself no form of ecstasy.
  • Spread Debauchery: Awaken and share the joys of lewd acts and carnal delight with all who crave them.
  • Pursue Lewd Perfection: Constantly refine your mastery of eroticism, turning every intimate act into ever-greater heights of excess.
  • Unleash the Carnal: Shatter every inhibition in yourself and others, reveling in unbridled lewdness and debauchery.

Oath of Excess Spells

3rd-Level Oath of Excess Feature

The magic of your oath ensures you always have certain spells ready; when you reach a paladin level specified in the Oath of Excess Spells table, you thereafter always have the listed spells prepared.

Oath of Excess Spells
Paladin Level Spells
3 Charm Person, Command
5 Mirror Image, Suggestion
9 Hypnotic Pattern, Tongues
13 Confusion, Compulsion
17 Dominate Person, Dream

Channel Divinity

3rd-Level Oath of Excess Feature

You gain the following Channel Divinity options. See the Sacred Oath class feature for how Channel Divinity works.

Wave of Ecstasy. As an action, each creature of your choice within 30 feet of you that can see you must make a Constitution saving throw against your spell save DC. On a failed save, a creature orgasms and is incapacitated until the end of its next turn. You gain temporary hit points equal to twice the number of creatures that failed the save.

Seductive Dominion. As an action, you target one creature within 60 feet of you that can see you. The target must make a Wisdom saving throw against your spell save DC. On a failed save, it is charmed by you for 1 hour. While charmed if it is attracted to you, you can use a bonus action on your turn to issue it telepathic commands to perform erotic acts or other non-harmful actions.

Excess of the Flesh

3rd-Level Oath of Excess Feature

You gain the following abilities:

Erotic Spellcasting You gain access to the bard spell list. You prepare your paladin spells from the bard spell list (instead of the standard paladin spell list). Your spellcasting ability remains Charisma, and the number of spells you can prepare follows the standard paladin progression.

Erotic Guise You can cast disguise self at will, without expending a spell slot or material components. The duration lasts until you choose to end it. You can perfectly mimic the voices of any creatures you have heard before. The effect also applies to your body itself — you can alter your physical appearance, features, proportions, sex characteristics, and even apparent race or sex. You may make the illusion physical, allowing illusory clothing, accessories, items, or bodily changes to function as real while in use, but any such creation disappears after 1 minute if removed from your person. You can don or doff clothing, armor, or the disguise as a bonus action.

Ecstatic Smite When you hit a creature with a melee weapon attack, you can expend one paladin spell slot to cause the target to experience an overwhelming orgasm instead of using Divine Smite. The target must make a Constitution saving throw against your paladin spell save DC. On a failed save, it takes psychic damage equal to 2d8 + 1d8 per level of the spell slot expended above 1st and is stunned until the end of its next turn. On a successful save, it takes half the damage and is not stunned. The creature orgasms regardless of the save result.

Carnal Immunities You become immune to being poisoned, charmed, exhaustion caused by sexual acts, and any effects originating from intimate or erotic acts. These immunities cannot be bypassed or overcome unless you willingly allow it.

Seductive Defense While you are undressed or dressed in a seductive manner and not wearing armor, your Armor Class equals 10 + 6 + your Dexterity modifier.

Alluring Presence Creatures that are attracted to you have disadvantage on saving throws, attack rolls made against you, Insight checks made against you, Perception checks made against any creatures other than you, and on Strength, Dexterity, and Constitution checks made against you while they can see you. Creatures attracted to you cannot benefit from immunity to being charmed against you. You gain expertise in all Charisma checks. In addition, you have advantage on all Charisma checks made against creatures attracted to you.

Pleasures of the Flesh When an adult creature that can speak at least one language has sex with you, both you and that creature each roll a d20 as part of a Charisma (Performance) check. Use the highest of the two d20 rolls to determine the bonus. The bonus granted equals the floor of (highest d20 roll ÷ 4), to a maximum of +5. You (and optionally the creature, if you choose) add this bonus to all ability checks, saving throws, attack rolls, spell save DCs, and Armor Class. Regardless of the roll, you and the creature (optionally) also gain advantage on all attack rolls, saving throws, and ability checks for the next 24 hours and cannot suffer disadvantage on any of those rolls during that time. If you or the creature you had sex with rolls a natural 20 on the Performance check, you (and optionally the creature) also gain inspiration.

d20 Roll Bonus
1–5 +1
6–10 +2
11–15 +3
16–19 +4
20 +5

Sensual Vitality Whenever you cause a creature to orgasm (via Ecstatic Smite or any other ability), you gain temporary hit points equal to your paladin level + your Charisma modifier.

Philter of Love As an action, you can bless up to one gallon of any non-magical liquid (such as wine, water, or oil) and turn it into a philter of love. A creature that drinks the philter (or has it applied to its skin in an intimate manner) becomes charmed by the next creature it sees within 10 minutes that it is capable of being attracted to. The charmed condition lasts for 1 hour. You can create a number of doses of this philter equal to your Charisma modifier (minimum 1) before finishing a long rest. Each dose requires at least one pint of liquid.

Sensual Awareness

3rd-Level Oath of Excess Feature

As a bonus action, you can attune your senses to the currents of desire. You automatically know the exact number and general direction (but not precise location) of all creatures within 60 feet that are currently attracted to you, and you learn one piece of information about their desires toward you (chosen by the DM, such as “intensely aroused” or “curious but hesitant”).

Aura of Carnal Excess

7th-Level Oath of Excess Feature

While you are conscious, any creature within 10 feet of you benefits from all of your immunities and resistances (if any) unless it chooses not to receive them. In addition, you and any allied creatures within the aura cannot be attacked or have harmful effects imposed upon them by creatures attracted to you or to those allies. Such attracted creatures can only attack or target creatures within the aura if the action requires an attack roll against the target or forces the target to make a saving throw or ability check.

When an adult creature that can speak at least one language has sex with you, you regain all hit points, all curses, negative effects, and diseases are removed from you, and all expended resources (spell slots, Channel Divinity uses, and any other limited features) are fully restored as if you had finished a long rest. You may choose to grant the same benefits to the creature you had sex with.

When any creature within your Aura of Carnal Excess orgasms (from any source), you and all allies in the aura each gain 5 temporary hit points and advantage on their next attack roll, saving throw, or ability check before the end of their next turn.

Your Aura of Carnal Excess extends to 30 feet at 18th level.

Irresistible Climax

15th-Level Oath of Excess Feature

As a bonus action, you can enter a state of Irresistible Climax for 1 minute (once per long rest, or regain by finishing a long rest after having sex with at least one creature). While active:

  • Your Ecstatic Smite deals an extra 3d8 psychic damage and the target has disadvantage on the saving throw.
  • Any creature that ends its turn within 10 feet of you and is attracted to you must succeed on a Charisma saving throw or be incapacitated by orgasm until the end of its next turn.
  • You have resistance to all damage and cannot be grappled, restrained, or moved against your will.

Apotheosis of Lust

20th-Level Oath of Excess Feature

You become a living incarnation of erotic divinity. You gain the following benefits:

  • You are permanently under the effects of Pleasures of the Flesh with a +5 bonus (no sex required to maintain it).
  • You no longer age, cannot die of old age, and do not need food, drink, or sleep (daily sex with at least one creature still grants the normal 24-hour buffs and advantage).
  • As an action once per long rest, you can unleash Divine Debauchery. Every creature you choose within 60 feet that is attracted to you must succeed on a Charisma saving throw or immediately orgasm, becoming stunned for 1 minute and charmed by you for the same duration. Creatures that succeed are still frightened of you for 1 minute. You regain hit points equal to half your Paladin level for every creature that fails the save.

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