Garlic Bread Domain (5.5E)

You are dedicated to the deities of the tastiest snack there is. These include deities such as Loafetta, Garlikio, and the very evil Cheddarman. They give food (garlic bread) to the homeless, but they cannot do this alone. That's where you come in.

Toasted

At 3rd level when you choose this subclass, you have become a chef to appease your deity.

You gain proficiency with cook's utensils.

Disciple of Garlic

Also at 3rd level, you have received the ability to make garlic bread for those who need it.

You may create garlic bread at any time. You may only make 4 average sized pieces at a time, and you cannot make more until the previous ones are eaten. This is not disabled by an anti-magic field or similar effects.

Feed the Hungry and Gorge the Wicked

Also at 3rd level, you may channel your power to feed those who need it.

You may use your Channel Divinity to do one of these things.

You give all hungry people and creatures in a 100 ft. radius the nutrients they need to live. Or, you give one creature of your choice you can see within 30 ft. one level of exhaustion.

Butter Slick

Using the power of garlic butter, you may slip up your enemies.
Starting at 6th level, you may cast Grease at will. You may also use Channel Divinity to cast grease as a bonus action.

Garlic Infusion

At 8th level, you may infuse any weapon you touch with garlic, dealing 1d12 poison damage. This ignores any poison resistance or immunity, and deals 2d12 whenever a vampire is damaged by this effect.
At 14th level, the damage of this effect increases to 2d12 damage, or 4d12 damage vs vampires.

Delicious Retribution

At 17th level your deities give you the power to help your allies and harm your enemies
As an action, choose up to 8 creatures within 100ft, you decide if they are healed for 50 hit points (if they are dead they will be revived at 1hp) or hurt for 50 poison damage, neither the damage or the healing can be reduced or negated in any way and any healing that goes beyond a creatures maximum hit points is converted into temporary hit points. Vampires take double damage from this effect. Creatures who die to this spell are converted into a large piece of garlic bread that is roughly the same size as the creature was, any items the creature was carrying or using are deposited next to the garlic bread.
This feature can only be used once per long rest.