Base Class: Monk
This is a joke subclass it’s based on a video game I really don’t like.
Level 3: The Stumble Pass
When you reach third level you gain the ability to sell The Stumble Pass. To initiate this process You must first find a commoner and make a DC 15 persuasion check. On a success you successfully sell the stumble pass to the commoner gaining 50 gold (And yes this does mean you put the commoner deep in debt). On a failure The commoner finds out that you are selling a fraudulent product and attempts to arrest you for fraud if you are caught you must remain in jail for 1d4 Days.
Level 6: Stumble Dive
At the end of your turn you can spend 1 focus point to propel yourself forward 15 ft at the end of this movement you gain the prone condition (this movement does not provoke opportunity attacks).
Level 11: The “lucky” wheel
Once per day, you can spend 10 GP and spin The “Lucky” Wheel to try to obtain a costume, each costume has different benefits and you can only use one benefit at a time. Treat all rolls of previously obtained costumes as nothing and once you obtain every costume you can no longer use this feature.
| d100 | “Lucky” wheel Table |
|---|---|
| 01-74 | Nothing |
| 75-80 | Common costume. It just looks kind of lame |
| 81-85 | Uncommon costume. Gives you advantage on any roll that involves falling |
| 86-89 | Rare costume. Grants you a +1 bonus to AC. |
| 90-93 | Epic costume. Grants you a +1 bonus to attack and damage rolls made with unarmed strikes. |
| 94-97 | Legendary costume. Grants you a +2 bonus to AC. |
| 98-99 | Mythic costume. Grants you a +2 bonus to attack and damage rolls made with unarmed strikes. |
| 100 | Special costume. Grants you resistance to bludgeoning, piercing and slashing. |
Level 17: Stumble Pass Premium
At 17th level you gain the ability to sell the Stumble Pass Premium to initiate this process you must first find anyone willing to listen and make a DC 25 Persuasion check on a success you sell the Stumble Pass Premium gaining 1,027 GP. On a failure the creature immediately becomes Hostile to you and attacks if it can attack.