Matron of Poetry

Warlocks whom devoted their path to Mother Goose: a celestial that gifts great boons of old rhymes to grant great power and gift greater stories for future generations.

Enlightened Fiend

As a warlock with an angelic Matron, you have advantage on arcana, religion, and on saving throws against angelic magic.

Mother Goose's Book of Boons

Their are twenty boons that the Mother of Poetry can gift. At level 3, you gain two of them. At level 6, level 9, level 12, level 15, and level 18, you gain another slot for another boon. The more powerful boons are unlocked at level 10.

Baa Baa Black Sheep

You gain a boon from the following encantation:

Baa, baa, black sheep,
Have you any wool?
Yes, sir, yes, sir,
Three bags full;
One for the master,
And one for the dame,
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane.

You can cast bless without expending a spell slot.

Birds of a Feather

You gain a boon from the following incantation:

Birds of a feather flock together
And so do pigs and swine;
Rats and mice will have their choice,
And so will l have mine.

You can target one willing creature you touch and share damage with them for one round. You both are resistant to all damage, but also take the same damage as another when one of you are attacked. Similar to Warding Bond.

Hey Diddle Diddle

You gain a boon from the following incantation:

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
And the dish ran away with the spoon!

You can cast moonbeam without expending a spell slot.

Hickory Dickory Dock

You gain a boon from the following incantation: 

Hickory Dickory Dock
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
The mouse ran down
Hickory Dickory Dock.

Once per long rest, you can summon a spectral grandfather clock 5ft away from you. Every round, the clock strikes and an eldritch wave of energy will expand in a 30ft radius of the clock. All creatures in range except for you must roll a wisdom saving throw or take 1d6 thunder damage. The clock will remain for 1 hour with concentration, but you can use your bonus action to remove it.

Humpty Dumpty

You gain a boon from the following incantation:

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
couldn’t put Humpty together again.

You can now fire your Eldritch Blast into the sky to charge an Eldritch Mortar: On your next turn, the blast can strike a creature of your choice at half the cantrips range. The Mortar deals critical damage and cannot be avoided nor reduced.

Itsy Bitsy Spider

You gain a boon from the following incantation:

The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout.
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain.
Then the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again.

You can cast Web without expending a spell slot.

Jack and Jill

You gain a boon from the following incantation:

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after.

You gain a swimming speed and a burrowing speed of +10ft.

Jack Be Nimble

You gain a boon from the following incantation:

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack jump over the candlestick
Jack jumped high
Jack jumped low
Jack jumped over and burned his toe

You have Haste on initiative but are vulnerable to fire damage.

Little Jack Horner

You gain a boon from the following incantation:

Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said "What a good boy am I."

You can cast Enlarge/Reduce without expending a spell slot.

Little Miss Muffet

You gain a boon from the following incantation:

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey;
There came a big spider,
And sat down beside her,
And frightened Miss Muffet away.

As a reaction, you can summon a Swarm of Spiders when you take damage.

London Bridge

You gain a boon from the following incantation:

London Bridge is falling down,
Falling down, falling down.
London Bridge is falling down,
My fair lady.

When you go unconscious, cast fireball over your body as a reaction. The spell doesn't harm you.

Mary Had a Little Lamb

You gain a boon from the following incantation:

Mary had a little lamb,
His fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went,
The lamb was sure to go.

He followed her to school one day,
Which was against the rules.
It made the children laugh and play
To see a lamb at school.

You can cast Charm Person or Beast Bond without expending a spell slot.

Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary

You gain a boon from the following incantation:

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells, and cockle shells,
And pretty maids all in a row.

Your Eldritch Blast now casts Entangle on hit. The Entangle doesn't require concentration.

Peter Piper

You gain a boon from the following incantation:

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

You have expertise in perception and investigation checks.

POP! Goes the Weasel

You gain a boon from the following incantation:

Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle.
That’s the way the money goes,
Pop! goes the weasel.

Up and down the City road,
In and out the Eagle,
That’s the way the money goes,
Pop! goes the weasel.

Gain 20 gold per Natural 20 you get.

Ring Around the Rosie

You gain a boon from the following incantation:

Ring Around the Rosie
A pocketful of posies
Ashes, ashes
We all fall down.

You can replace your weapon damage to acid, necrotic, or poison damage. When dealing a critical hit, you can apply the poisoned condition to your target.

Rock-a-bye-Baby

You gain a boon from the following incantation:

Rock a bye baby, on the tree top,
When the wind blows the cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks the cradle will fall,
And down will come baby, cradle and all.

Once per short rest, you can cast Sleep.

Star Light Star Bright

You gain a boon from the following incantation:

Star light, star bright,
First star I see tonight;
I wish I may, I wish I might
Have the wish I wish tonight

You gain a "Demented Wish". This is an extra spell slot for any spell you wish to cast. Resets on Short Rest.

 

There Was a Crooked Man

You gain a boon from the following incantation:

There was a crooked man and he went a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.

Once per short rest you can Distort. For 1 hour, a number of creatures up to your charisma modifier must roll a constitution saving throw or have their legs crooked. Whenever these creatures move, they must repeat the save or become prone.

 

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

You gain a boon from the following incantation:

Twinkle twinkle little star.
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high.
Like a diamond in the sky.
Twinkle twinkle little star.
How I wonder what you are.

You can cast Magic Missile as a bonus action. 

Help from the Matron

You get the choice of one of three spells from Mother Goose:

Eldritch Guardians: If a hostile creature gets within 10ft of you, you can use your reaction to summon a protective beam of light. It deals 2d4 necrotic damage every turn the creature is within the light at the end of their turn and the end of your turn. While active, you gain +2 AC but you cannot leave the space. It lasts up to 5 minutes, or can be turned off as a bonus action.

Sleeping Steed: You summon a unicorn of mist. It has the abilities of a normal unicorn but cannot be used in combat and can only be ridden by you. It lasts as many hours as your charisma modifier before turning back into a glittery mist.

Gift to the Featherless: One willing creature you touch will gain pearlescent white wings, embroiled with eyes. The target gains a flying speed of 30ft and Truesight of 60ft for 1 minute.

Eldritch Guardians

If a hostile creature gets within 10ft of you, you can use your reaction to summon a protective beam of light. It deals 2d4 necrotic damage every turn the creature is within the light at the end of their turn and the end of your turn. While active, you gain +2 AC but you cannot leave the space. It lasts up to 5 minutes, or can be turned off as a bonus action.

Gift for the Featherless

One willing creature you touch will gain pearlescent white wings, embroiled with eyes. The target gains a flying speed of 30ft and Truesight of 60ft for 1 minute.

Sleeping Steed

You summon a unicorn of mist. It has the abilities of a normal unicorn but cannot be used in combat and can only be ridden by you. It lasts as many hours as your charisma modifier before turning back into a glittery mist.

Spirit of Mother Goose

You can summon a Spirit of Mother Goose, a homebrewed Celestial Goose. The spirit requires concentration to maintain and can last up to 8 hours.

Book of Grimm

Once per long rest, you can replenish the spells and abilities of the Book of Boons. If you don't have boons that have limited uses, the Book of Grimm has no purpose.