College of the Slander

 

 Belonging to the college of the Slander means more than just insulting your foes and friends alike, but you have to posses the drama to punctuate how stupid they are, in this college you learn how to use your wit, to make those personal wounds even harsher, you hit and the more you understand them,To hit even harder!

Master of Mockery

 At 3rd level, you’ve discovered the all important gift for mockery, and how to use that talent to thwart your foes with only a few utterances. You learn the cantrip Vicious Mockery. If you already know it, choose a second enhancement

At this level, you can choose an enhancement that applies whenever you cast Vicious Mockery.

You choose a new enhancement from this list at: 5th, 11th, and 17th level.

Potent Mockery: When you cast Vicious Mockery, whenever it would deal a d4 of damage, it deals a d6 instead.

Masterful Insult: When you cast Vicious Mockery, you add your Proficiency Bonus to the damage you deal.

Quick Insult: You can cast Vicious Mockery as a bonus action.

Derisive Mockery: You can use your reaction and cast Vicious Mockery after a foe makes an attack and misses you.

Stinging Barb: When you cast Vicious Mockery and your foe fails their save by 5 or more, you double the dice you roll for damage.

Vile Taunt: When you cast Vicious Mockery and a target fails it’s save, it instead causes disadvantage to all attacks that foe makes on it’s next turn.

Sneering Soliloquy: When you cast Vicious Mockery, you can choose for it to deal minimum damage, but it affects all foes in it’s range.

Searching Taunt: When you cast Vicious Mockery, you can choose to forgo the disadvantage on the opponent's next strike and learn some of their weaknessesor traits raits

Abrasive Abuse: When you cast Vicious Mockery and that foe fails their saving throw, rather than that foe having disadvantage on their next attack, instead their AC is lowered by 1 until the end of their next turn unless Vicious mockery is used against them again, stacking up until the spell fails or the foe isn't attacked

Rallying Slight: You can choose an ally as the target of Vicious Mockery, and that ally takes all the damage that they normally would. You formulate this insult to focus them, and they gain advantage on all attacks they make on their next turn.

Sneering Soliloquy: When you cast Vicious Mockery, you can choose for it to deal minimum damage, but it affects all foes in it’s range.

Hammering Rhetoric: When you cast Vicious Mockery, you can choose to use a bardic inspiration and add the damage equal to the roll of inspiration

Hammering Rhetoric: 

 

Biting Words

 

At 3rd level, you can distract your foes from resisting effects with one of your patented insults. When a foe rolls to make a skill check or save, except death saves, you can use your reaction to expend and roll one of your Bardic Inspiration and subtract that from their save. You can do this after the d20 is rolled, but you must decide to use this ability before the DM announces success or failure.

Stand-Up Routine

 

At 6th level, as an action, Choose a number of creatures within 30ft. of you who can see and/or hear you, up to a number equal to your Charisma modifier (minimum of one). Each target must succeed a Wisdom saving throw against your Spell save DC or a Charisma(Performance) check (whichever is higher). If they fail the saving throw then they are subject to the effects of the Tasha’s Hideous Laughter spell until the start of your next turn. If they pass the saving throw then they are immune to the effects of this feature for 8 hours.

Once you use this feature, you cant use it again until you finish a short or long rest.

The Ugly Sidelines

 

At 14th level, if a creature fails a rolls while being affected by your bardic inspiration, you can receive inspiration for some quick-witted insults for the foes around(10ft) them, foes have to make a wisdom roll or receive 1d4 of psychic damage and be goaded by you, having disadvantage on all attack rolls  against targets other than you until the end of your next turn