The Flying Spaghetti Monster

You have made a pact with a curious monstrosity from a strange plane of existence. This being, which manifests itself as a hovering mass of pasta with eyes, exerts seemingly little control over the actions of those who follow it, but it is believed to have a special antipathy against divine beings.

Expanded Spell List

The Flying Spaghetti Monster lets you choose from an expanded list of spells when you learn a warlock spell. The following spells are added to the warlock spell list for you.

Flying Spaghetti Monster Expanded Spells

Spell Level	Spells
1st	purify food and drink, shield of faith
2nd	levitate, zone of truth
3rd	clairvoyance, create food and water
4th	compulsion, freedom of movement
5th	dispel evil and good, greater restoration

Apologetic Adept

Starting at 1st level, you become an expert at discussing and twisting theological topics, and at thwarting lesser deities. You have advantage on attack rolls against celestials and fiends, and on saving throws against effects caused by them.

You can use your Charisma modifier to make any Religion checks. Alternatively, if you have proficiency or expertise in the Deception or Persuasion skills, you can substitute either of these when making any Religion check.

Damning Ritual

Starting at 6th level, you can attempt to outwit your opponents. When you are dealt any damage by another creature, you may use your reaction to make a Charisma (Persusasion) check. That creature must make a Charisma save against that check or else it deals the damage to itself, ignoring any damage resistances or immunities it may have.

Once you use this feature, you can't use it again until you finish a short or long rest.

Helm of Strainth

Starting at 10th level, your patron bestows upon you a helmet that resembles a metal bowl with holes throughout it. This helmet cannot be removed from your head without your consent. While wearing the helmet, your thoughts cannot be read by telepathic means unless you allow it and you are immune to psychic damage.

Beer Volcano

Starting at 14th level, you can transport a creature to the elemental plane of the Beer Volcano. As an action, choose a creature that you can see within 60 feet of you. It must make a Constitution saving throw against your warlock spell save DC. On a failed save, it is intoxicated. If the creature takes any damage during this time it may repeat its saving throw. While intoxicated, the creature has disadvantage on attacks, saving throws, and ability checks. Creatures that are immune to poison damage are immmune to this effect. You must finish a short or long rest before you can use this feature again.

You become immune to intoxicating effects (including poison damage) caused by alcohol.