Dominoes Delivery Driver

**** your life, you need a job and some money. Whelp, luckily dominoes is hiring, time to hit the grind... This class is for the pathetic loser who wants to play as a ****ing dominoes delivery driver. Like how the ****ing hell is this fun.

Conjure Pizza

You conjure some dominoes pizza. You can throw the pizza at mach 3. If thrown, it does 1d12 bludgeoning damage. If anyone eats the pizza, they gain 1d4 HP.

I Get Paid For This?

You get payed 5 gp for every pizza someone eats.

Delivery Van

Once per long rest you can conjure a Dominoes van. It has 200 HP, a speed of 100 ft, and does 5 bludgeoning damage if it hits a creature. It has a cargo area that can hold up to 2000 pounds.

Pizza Toppings

You can conjure a pizza topping of your choice, each of them has a different effect when put on pizza. Here are your choices:

• Sausage: The consumer gains a +2 to all STR rolls and saving throws.
• Pepperoni: The consumer casts fireball from their mouth at a random direction.
• Pepper: The consumer takes 2d4 fire damage.
• Anchovies: The consumer throws up 1000d20 fish.
• Mushrooms: The consumer's size is doubled for 2d4 hours.
• Onions: The consumer becomes depressed and unmotivated.
• Pinnapple: The consumer gains a vorpal sword for 10 minutes.

Pizza Insurance

Requiring no action, you can recreate any pizza that has been destroyed within the last 30 minutes. When it is recreated, it appears in your hand.