The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Your patron has given you the gift of knowledge. That the world will end by the hand of your patron, and only those who align with it, will be saved. It gives you cosmic gifts made of it's own flesh for you to consume and show your devotion to it. It's gifts will make you stronger, as you feel the need to spread it's word.

Expanded Spell List

The Flying Spaghetti Monster lets you choose from an expanded list of spells when you learn a warlock spell. The following spells are added to the warlock spell list for you.

Flying Spaghetti Monster Expanded Spells

SPELL LEVEL	SPELLS
1st	grease, purify food and drink
2nd	zone of truth, moonbeam
3rd	create food and water, water walk
4th	arcane eye, freedom of movement
5th	geas, dispel evil and good

Pasta Pastor

At 1st level, being telepathically contacted by your patron has changed your view on the world. You must spread his message, you must make them believe. Gain proficiency in the Religion and Persuasion skills.

Patron's Meal

At 1st level, your patron provides you with a gift made of it's own flesh. A meal of spaghetti. When you begin a short or long rest, your patron creates a spaghetti meal for you that appears within 5ft of you in an ornate bowl. The meal provides enough nourishment for a whole day. At the end of the rest the bowl and it's content disappear.

Consuming the spaghetti meal grants you temporary hit points equal to 1d6 per your Warlock level. If at the end of a rest you fail to consume the spaghetti meal, your patron strips some of your power. Your total available pact slots is halved (rounded up) until you consume another spaghetti meal.

If another being consumes your spaghetti meal they must make a Constitution saving throw with a Save DC equal to your Spell Save DC. On a failed save, their maximum hit points reduced by 1d6 per your Warlock level until they complete a long rest. If their hit points would be reduced to 0, they are instead charmed by you and do not have their hit points reduced. While the target is charmed this way they act is if under the effect of the Dominate Person spell. (Even if the creature is not a humanoid). Additionally they do not make a Wisdom save when they take damage.

The effect ends when the charmed target is reduced to 0 hit points, is unconscious, or a remove curse, or greater restoration spell is used.

Nourished Mind

At 6th level, your continued consumption of spaghetti meals has hardened your body and mind, as your patron shares it's might with you. While you have temporary hit points, you have proficiency in Constitution and Intelligence Saving Throws.

Spread the Word

At 10th level, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has noticed your efforts and has given you the power to impress and invite others to the cause. You can cast the Water Walk spell without needing verbal, somatic or material component. Additionally if you are the only target of the spell, you can cast it without expending pact slots.

As a bonus action while under the effects of Water Walk, and currently walking on a liquid, you can cast Mass Suggestion at 6th level without expending spell slots, and without using verbal or material components. You can only cast it once per long rest this way. 

At 13th level it is cast at 7th level, 15th level it is cast at 8th level, and at 17th level it is cast at 9th level. 

Timeless Servant

At 14th level, the Flying Spaghetti monsters see you are truly worthy to be saved and must ensure you survive until the destruction of your planet. At 14th level the spaghetti meals granted by the Patron's Meal feature now stop your ageing for 24 hours after consumption and your patron now creates 2 spaghetti meals per rest. (Only one is required to be eaten to keep your pact slots)

Additionally your patron has allowed you to use the vigour granted by his meals for offense. When you hit a creature with an attack, as a bonus action, you can remove all your temporary hit points and channel them into your attack. The hit target then takes additional force damage equal to the amount lost. You can only use this effect once per short rest.