HELLO, PUNY HUMANS AND/OR OTHER PUNY THINGS! I AM GRIXNIXTWIX, KING OF THE POISON JUNGLE! IF YOU WISH TO GAIN MY FAVOR, YOU MUST COMPLETE THREE DEADLY CHALLENGES! CHALLENGE 1 IS TRAVERSING THE JUNGLE TO GET TO MY PALACE! CHALLENGE B IS FIGHTING MY GREATEST WARRIORS AND WINNING! CHALLENGE 1,003-1,000 IS NAVIGATING MY EXPANSIVE DRAGON-CRAFTED PALACE TO GET TO MY THRONE ROOM! IF YOU SUCCEED, YOU WILL BE GREATLY REWARDED!
P.S. Hi. This is Mivin, loyal servant to the mighty Grixnixtwix. He likes to type with caps lock on to convey his glorious, booming voice. If you wish to challenge the Poison Jungle, I will begin releasing stats and information on the creatures of the poison jungle as soon as possible. Glory to the Grand Grixnixtwix.
P.P.S. This is not from one of those Wings of Fire books. Those things, while very nice to read, are completely fictional. Nothing in those books is in any way what actual dragons are. Those scavengers are pale imitations of real humans. Most humans are loyal to dragons, become loyal to dragons, are eaten as a meal, or succeed in slaying the dragon. Please don't kill Grixnixtwix, because he is the reason the Poison Jungle exists. Glory to the Greatest of Dragons, Grixnixtwix.
P.P.P.S. I did type Grixnixtwix over and over instead of copying and pasting like a lazy sloth-tiger. Glory to Grixnixtwix, whose radiance outshines the sun.
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Interesting. As an eldritch horror, I feel like I'm too strong to accept this challenge, so I'll just be watching. I ' l l b e w a t c h i n g . . . *Vanishes in a rift between space and time*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*There is potential for me to join this with a certain character I have, but it's sorta not possible/a good idea at this time. We'll see about the future though*
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HELLO, PUNY HUMANS AND/OR OTHER PUNY THINGS! I AM GRIXNIXTWIX, KING OF THE POISON JUNGLE! IF YOU WISH TO GAIN MY FAVOR, YOU MUST COMPLETE THREE DEADLY CHALLENGES! CHALLENGE 1 IS TRAVERSING THE JUNGLE TO GET TO MY PALACE! CHALLENGE B IS FIGHTING MY GREATEST WARRIORS AND WINNING! CHALLENGE 1,003-1,000 IS NAVIGATING MY EXPANSIVE DRAGON-CRAFTED PALACE TO GET TO MY THRONE ROOM! IF YOU SUCCEED, YOU WILL BE GREATLY REWARDED!
P.S. Hi. This is Mivin, loyal servant to the mighty Grixnixtwix. He likes to type with caps lock on to convey his glorious, booming voice. If you wish to challenge the Poison Jungle, I will begin releasing stats and information on the creatures of the poison jungle as soon as possible. Glory to the Grand Grixnixtwix.
P.P.S. This is not from one of those Wings of Fire books. Those things, while very nice to read, are completely fictional. Nothing in those books is in any way what actual dragons are. Those scavengers are pale imitations of real humans. Most humans are loyal to dragons, become loyal to dragons, are eaten as a meal, or succeed in slaying the dragon. Please don't kill Grixnixtwix, because he is the reason the Poison Jungle exists. Glory to the Greatest of Dragons, Grixnixtwix.
P.P.P.S. I did type Grixnixtwix over and over instead of copying and pasting like a lazy sloth-tiger. Glory to Grixnixtwix, whose radiance outshines the sun.
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
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I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
Interesting. As an eldritch horror, I feel like I'm too strong to accept this challenge, so I'll just be watching. I ' l l b e w a t c h i n g . . . *Vanishes in a rift between space and time*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*There is potential for me to join this with a certain character I have, but it's sorta not possible/a good idea at this time. We'll see about the future though*
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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