Carrots. Carrots are bad. Carrots are incredibly good. What is thine preference???
Apparently this guy on google thinks carrots are hazardous. He says:
Carrots will kill you! Every carrot you eat brings you nearer to death! Proof is that nearly all sick people have eaten carrots, and 99% of all those who die from cancer have eaten carrots. Ninety-nine percent of people who die in car and air accidents ate carrots within 60 days of the accident.
The more ranch the better! I also love that stuff that's like tangy olive ranch. You know? I'll also just get a giant carrot and eat it with the skin on ahah
Carrots. Carrots are bad. Carrots are incredibly good. What is thine preference???
Apparently this guy on google thinks carrots are hazardous. He says:
Carrots will kill you! Every carrot you eat brings you nearer to death! Proof is that nearly all sick people have eaten carrots, and 99% of all those who die from cancer have eaten carrots. Ninety-nine percent of people who die in car and air accidents ate carrots within 60 days of the accident.
Carrots. Carrots are bad. Carrots are incredibly good. What is thine preference???
Apparently this guy on google thinks carrots are hazardous. He says:
Carrots will kill you! Every carrot you eat brings you nearer to death! Proof is that nearly all sick people have eaten carrots, and 99% of all those who die from cancer have eaten carrots. Ninety-nine percent of people who die in car and air accidents ate carrots within 60 days of the accident.
Carrots. Carrots are bad. Carrots are incredibly good. What is thine preference???
Apparently this guy on google thinks carrots are hazardous. He says:
Carrots will kill you! Every carrot you eat brings you nearer to death! Proof is that nearly all sick people have eaten carrots, and 99% of all those who die from cancer have eaten carrots. Ninety-nine percent of people who die in car and air accidents ate carrots within 60 days of the accident.
Potatoes are better.
DEATH
nvm ur good.
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Carrots. Carrots are bad. Carrots are incredibly good. What is thine preference???
Apparently this guy on google thinks carrots are hazardous. He says:
Carrots will kill you! Every carrot you eat brings you nearer to death! Proof is that nearly all sick people have eaten carrots, and 99% of all those who die from cancer have eaten carrots. Ninety-nine percent of people who die in car and air accidents ate carrots within 60 days of the accident.
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YES CARROTS
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JOIN THE CARROT CULT AND BATHE IN FOREVER LIFETIME OF ORANGE ROOTS
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PARADISE IS CARROTS
I am the Godly Spleen-Giver. I will sell you spleens for 5 GP (prices negotiable). Don't ask where I got them. I am also Evil Dungeoning, apparently.
I play Rose and some other guy in The Soldier's Rally and Grayson in The Nightmare Hold. Come join! It'll be fun... *Evil cackle*
I'm definitely not currently in the process of creating multiple plans to take over/destroy the world. Why would you think that?
Carrot stew is an amazing invention of all the times.
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I am the Godly Spleen-Giver. I will sell you spleens for 5 GP (prices negotiable). Don't ask where I got them. I am also Evil Dungeoning, apparently.
I play Rose and some other guy in The Soldier's Rally and Grayson in The Nightmare Hold. Come join! It'll be fun... *Evil cackle*
I'm definitely not currently in the process of creating multiple plans to take over/destroy the world. Why would you think that?
What shall thou say is thine favorite carrot related item??
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I love drowning my carrots in ranch.
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baby carrots are good, that's it.
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Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
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The more ranch the better! I also love that stuff that's like tangy olive ranch. You know? I'll also just get a giant carrot and eat it with the skin on ahah
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we don't have ranch in England. :(
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Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
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yeah it's not really a thing here.
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Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
I'm actually traveling to England in august, you gotta tell me what to do!
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Learn how to pronounce scone correctly, and wean yourself off ranch.
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Potatoes are better.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
DEATH
nvm ur good.
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Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
use some salad dressing or smthn, idk.
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Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
HERESY
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