Carrots are kinda weird. Any form of meat is better.
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Carrots. Carrots are bad. Carrots are incredibly good. What is thine preference???
Apparently this guy on google thinks carrots are hazardous. He says:
Carrots will kill you! Every carrot you eat brings you nearer to death! Proof is that nearly all sick people have eaten carrots, and 99% of all those who die from cancer have eaten carrots. Ninety-nine percent of people who die in car and air accidents ate carrots within 60 days of the accident.
Potatoes are better.
DEATH
nvm ur good.
HERESY
Dude it's like eating cats, even in your eyes if you see it wrong you have to respect others opinions (like the clip)
MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm carrots
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Carrots are kinda weird. Any form of meat is better.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Dude it's like eating cats, even in your eyes if you see it wrong you have to respect others opinions (like the clip)
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Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
(I quote homer simpson) Mmmmmmmmm...carrots..bleeaagghhh
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yoooo carrots
I set up a poll
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You Carroteer should do it. For it proves you are worthy.
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baby carrots 4 liiiiife, as long as I got ranch.
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Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Yessiiiir
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You have just earned yourself the High Carroteer. Shall thine accept?
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i really love carrots, not when cooked though, loses their crispiness
I'st Do-eth indeed-eth accept-eth.
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Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
TIS truth
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yeah cold baby carrots
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
the jar of dirt cult declares war on the carrot cult
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
I will not let harm come to the sacred carrots!
I am the Godly Spleen-Giver. I will sell you spleens for 5 GP (prices negotiable). Don't ask where I got them. I am also Evil Dungeoning, apparently.
I play Rose and some other guy in The Soldier's Rally and Grayson in The Nightmare Hold. Come join! It'll be fun... *Evil cackle*
I'm definitely not currently in the process of creating multiple plans to take over/destroy the world. Why would you think that?
IF YOU CALL FOR WAR, WAR IS WHAT YOU'LL GET, FOR WE HAVE A JAR OF CARROTS
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RISE MY CARROTEERS WE ARE AT WAR!!!
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I'll make some carrot soldier homebrew monsters to fight the jars of dirt!
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
IVE GOT A JAR OF DIRT!
IVE GOT A JAR OF DIRT!
IVE GOT A JAR OF DIRT!
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented