I am making a one-shot which will involve a book which has animated a towns cheese supply. It's 100% serious, honest!
Anyway, I need a good pun for the book name, preferably based on something like the necronomicon, but using either a name of a cheese or something to do with dairy. I'm drawing blanks here, something likk Dairynomicon or Lactonomicon, or necronomicurd, I don't know. They all sound a little strained to me!
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The Fiendish Folio of Fecund Fermentation is overpowered for your needs, but could explain similar instances of magical chaos in the nearby brewery and vintner towns. Not sure if I'd prefer fighting elemental cheese or beer. Elemental wine has that staining property which makes them my least favored fermented foe.
Alternate the Fiendish Folio of Fomenting Fecund Fermentation, otherwise known as the F book.
To expound upon lore, I'm thinking Grazzt wrote it.
I am making a one-shot which will involve a book which has animated a towns cheese supply. It's 100% serious, honest!
Anyway, I need a good pun for the book name, preferably based on something like the necronomicon, but using either a name of a cheese or something to do with dairy. I'm drawing blanks here, something likk Dairynomicon or Lactonomicon, or necronomicurd, I don't know. They all sound a little strained to me!
Any silly ideas gratefully received!
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The Book of Exalted Cheese
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Book of Emmental Evil
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Encyclopedia Brietanica?
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The cheesebooker.
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This one is, by far, in the lead right now!
Still taking further ideas though :)
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The lactic liberum
Grate and Holey Cheese: A Divine Guide to Magical Cheese.
The only 3 I have would be:
The Holy Book of Cheese-us
The Brie-lliant Book of Conjuration
The Fondue-nomican
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as a PS to my previous post....I thought of a 4th one as a play on the spell Hunger of Hadar....The Hunger of Ched'dar
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Edam and Eve
The elemental book of Gouda Erecta.
Hmm, let's scan a handy list of ancient grimoires...
How about The King in Asiago?
Or maybe Cultes des Gouda?
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Carric Aquissar, elven wannabe artist in his deconstructionist period (Archfey warlock)
Lan Kidogo, mapach archaeologist and treasure hunter (Knowledge cleric)
Mardan Ferres, elven private investigator obsessed with that one unsolved murder (Assassin rogue)
Xhekhetiel, halfling survivor of a Betrayer Gods cult (Runechild sorcerer/fighter)
The Fiendish Folio of Fecund Fermentation is overpowered for your needs, but could explain similar instances of magical chaos in the nearby brewery and vintner towns. Not sure if I'd prefer fighting elemental cheese or beer. Elemental wine has that staining property which makes them my least favored fermented foe.
Alternate the Fiendish Folio of Fomenting Fecund Fermentation, otherwise known as the F book.
To expound upon lore, I'm thinking Grazzt wrote it.
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The Gouda Shepherd
Gouda way to go
Parmigianomicon
Reggianomicon
Fetanomicon
Camembertonica
Cotijanomicon
Goudanomicon