Ok, so I'm currently working on some things and I was wondering if I could get some help from others to make some quotes that would fit each class. So far I have warlock, but that's it. Here's what I've got.
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Heh. The Acq Inc book has a whole random table of helpful Paladin catchphrases. My favorite is "Surrender is my middle name, but it's a family thing and I NEVER USE IT."
Barbarian: 'Well I could always throw you, that worked last time right?'
Bard: 'My plan was fool proof! You were the one that can't act like my man-servant!'
Cleric: 'There are days I can't stand being near you - your very existence almost makes me an atheist'
Druid: 'I could maul you or burn you to a crisp. Either option costs a lot of effort for very little reward so I think I'll just let my barbarian friend end you'
Fighter: 'Sorry, I fell asleep during the diplomacy'
Monk: 'Be like water friend. The kind of water that flows down the stream away from the mighty mountain. And also me'
Paladin: 'Well I tried talking but I think we can agree next time it'll be quicker if we start with the combat and leave the talking to the end'
Ranger: 'No I'm not lost, I just need to see the map very quickly...'
Rogue: 'If you wanted to keep it, you shouldn't have made it so easy to steal!'
Sorcerer: 'Too be honest I'm not sure; last time I tried this I couldn't stop burping bubbles. But I'm optimistic!'
Warlock: 'See this is the problem, you need to look at the small print. I can't believe you'd do something so short-sighted.'
Wizard: 'Seriously though, has anyone seen my Spellbook?'
Blood Hunter: 'Have no fear; the full moon does not affect me. Hangovers on the other hand...'
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Barbarian: "Hmm? I shouldn't strangle the bartender? But they don't serve excessive amounts of raw animal meat!
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Ok, so I'm currently working on some things and I was wondering if I could get some help from others to make some quotes that would fit each class. So far I have warlock, but that's it. Here's what I've got.
Bard:
Warlock: "let's make a deal"
Sorcerer:
Wizard:
Paladin:
Fighter:
Barbarian:
Cleric:
Druid:
Rouge:
Ranger:
Monk:
Blood hunter:
Just ones off the top of my head:
Barbarian: 'If it breathes, I can kill it'
Bard: 'Sure, your way may have been easier, but where's the fun in that?'
Cleric: 'I wouldn't be standing before you now if I didn't have faith'
Druid: 'The land speaks to all those that will listen'
Fighter: 'You could fight me if you wanted to - I could use a laugh'
Monk: 'You lack discipline and technique'
Paladin: 'All those of evil ilk hate me with good reason; they have less allies every day because of me'
Ranger: 'Every creature leaves a mark on the world, I can just tell when marks become tracks'
Rogue: 'While you were too busy planning I've already opened the safe. You're welcome.'
Sorcerer: 'If you only knew the gifts I possessed'
Warlock: 'Even if there's a price, power is power'
Wizard: 'You too could be a Wizard, if you only learned to spread your attention span beyond 3 seconds'
Blood Hunter: 'Monsters? I'm the scariest one there is.'
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Artificer:”hold on I’m sure I’ve got a gadget for this”
also subclass quotes
necromancer:”I study the line between life and death, would you like some help crossing it”
Zealot Barbarian: “YOUR LACK OF FAITH MAKES ME ANGRY”
Marvarax and Sora (Dragonborn) The retired fighter and WIP scholar - Glory
Brythel(Dwarf), The dwarf with a gun - survival at sea
Jaylin(Human), Paladin of Lathander's Ancient ways - The Seven Saints (Azura Claw)
Urselles(Goblin), Cleric of Eldath- The Wizard's challenge
Viclas Tyrin(Half Elf), Student of the Elven arts- Indrafatmoko's Defiance in Phlan
What's the situation for the quotes? A taunt, in battle, planning the heist or maybe a sparring session?
Just something that would.... represent the class.
Heh. The Acq Inc book has a whole random table of helpful Paladin catchphrases. My favorite is "Surrender is my middle name, but it's a family thing and I NEVER USE IT."
And here's one more for humours sake :P
Barbarian: 'Well I could always throw you, that worked last time right?'
Bard: 'My plan was fool proof! You were the one that can't act like my man-servant!'
Cleric: 'There are days I can't stand being near you - your very existence almost makes me an atheist'
Druid: 'I could maul you or burn you to a crisp. Either option costs a lot of effort for very little reward so I think I'll just let my barbarian friend end you'
Fighter: 'Sorry, I fell asleep during the diplomacy'
Monk: 'Be like water friend. The kind of water that flows down the stream away from the mighty mountain. And also me'
Paladin: 'Well I tried talking but I think we can agree next time it'll be quicker if we start with the combat and leave the talking to the end'
Ranger: 'No I'm not lost, I just need to see the map very quickly...'
Rogue: 'If you wanted to keep it, you shouldn't have made it so easy to steal!'
Sorcerer: 'Too be honest I'm not sure; last time I tried this I couldn't stop burping bubbles. But I'm optimistic!'
Warlock: 'See this is the problem, you need to look at the small print. I can't believe you'd do something so short-sighted.'
Wizard: 'Seriously though, has anyone seen my Spellbook?'
Blood Hunter: 'Have no fear; the full moon does not affect me. Hangovers on the other hand...'
#Open D&D
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Barbarian: "Hmm? I shouldn't strangle the bartender? But they don't serve excessive amounts of raw animal meat!
Quintessential Bard: "All the world's a stage, my friend."
Canto alla vita
alla sua bellezza
ad ogni sua ferita
ogni sua carezza!
I sing to life and to its tragic beauty
To pain and to strife, but all that dances through me
The rise and the fall, I've lived through it all!