Ah wonderful, how about just removing the magical properties of items? Example, Ring of Turning, Basically a non-magical ring of spell turning. Or a Guard shield, a normal shield that looks kinda like a spellguard shield?
Doomscroll: The doomscroll contains a list of spells with target area of sphere, cube, or cylinder and not target self. As an action, choose a point you can see within 120 feet. A random spell from the list takes effect centered on that point, regardless of the normal range of the spell. Once a spell has been used, it can't be used again.
Here are some funny magic item ideas with a twist on story rating systems:
The Infinite Breadstick – A single breadstick that regenerates instantly when bitten. It’s rated 5 stars for “endless carb joy” but 1 star for originality.
Cursed Spoon of Dieting – No matter what you try to eat, this spoon makes it taste like plain oatmeal. Story rating system: 2 stars for taste, 4 stars for frustration.
Boots of Over-Exaggerated Stealth – Muffles all footsteps but adds unnecessary "sneaking" sound effects like in cartoons. Perfect for a 3-star stealth rating in a spy story.
Hat of Uncontrollable Narration – Makes you speak your actions aloud like a dramatic fantasy audiobook. Rated 2 stars for practicality, but 5 stars for entertainment.
The Sassy Mirror – Answers all questions with sarcasm and unsolicited fashion advice. Can get a solid 4 stars in a coming-of-age story.
Scroll of Mild Inconvenience – Casts minor, annoying curses, like making socks disappear in the laundry. A solid 3-star comic effect for your quirky storyline.
Amulet of Suspicious Coincidence – Everything you say seems to come true… but in the worst possible way. A 1-star for the happy ending rating, but a 5-star for drama.
These could definitely earn some fun ratings in astory rating systemused for comics!
The context might be lost on those that did not watch the show, but if they did they will find it very funny!
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Ah wonderful, how about just removing the magical properties of items? Example, Ring of Turning, Basically a non-magical ring of spell turning. Or a Guard shield, a normal shield that looks kinda like a spellguard shield?
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Doomscroll: The doomscroll contains a list of spells with target area of sphere, cube, or cylinder and not target self. As an action, choose a point you can see within 120 feet. A random spell from the list takes effect centered on that point, regardless of the normal range of the spell. Once a spell has been used, it can't be used again.
Here are some funny magic item ideas with a twist on story rating systems:
These could definitely earn some fun ratings in a story rating system used for comics!
Greetings,
For those that loved the show WWDITS, I have a funny Magic Item:
https://www.dndbeyond.com/magic-items/7269374-witch-skin-hat
The context might be lost on those that did not watch the show, but if they did they will find it very funny!
Breathe, dragons; sing of the First World, forged out of chaos and painted with beauty.
Sing of Bahamut, the Platinum, molding the shape of the mountains and rivers;
Sing too of Chromatic Tiamat, painting all over the infinite canvas.
Partnered, they woke in the darkness; partnered, they labored in acts of creation.