FREE "Intro to Stormwreck" Isle [5.5E(2024)] [New/Inexperienced Players] (Introductory Prelude One Shot)

Game: D&D 5.5e/2024
Group: Online 
Experience: New Players only!
Location/Timezone: Virtual (Discord) MSDT Time zone (GMT -7)
Availability: Monday 5p-8p (intro one shots 5/11, 5/18 and 5/25 - campaign begins 6/1/2026)
Preferred role: Looking for 5 players.  Currently 0 have applied.
Game style: I am a DM inviting casually interested, inexperienced, returning and brand-new players to explore the game of D&D through a short adventure that introduces the Forgotten Realms, and sets new players free explore the rules while playing.  I augment the experience with dramatic, theatrical narration, exciting improvisational role play and voice acting, clear understanding of the rules, decades of experience at showing new players how to play.  I am also proficient with the apps needed to play and seamless offer high quality theater of the mind visuals, engaging battlemaps, player-centric Dungeonmastery and the ability to engage players of all ages through the classic game of "make believe".   This is an introduction to a summer tutorial and subsequent campaign that begins June 1st.

The game is free however it is NOT a full adventure or even a traditional one shot.  This is a new player introductory session that incorporates some introductory narration and would last 3 hours tops.  If interested please session zero yourself by sending a well-written, thoughtfully worded understanding of why you love TTRP gaming, what brought D&D into your life and why you'd love to be a part of this introductory experience and how to envision the social aspect of playing with people who are different than you to wayfinderdnd@gmail.com.

I don't mean to be rude but why you ask players to send you a lengthy 'about me' email like it's a job application??