EXTRA! EXTRA! ADVENTURERS WANTED!

LUSTRIA: EIGHT YEARS OF ADVENTURE, AND WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED!

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! HEROES AND VILLAINS! ADVENTURERS FROM EVERY CORNER OF THE LAND!"

ARE YOU TIRED OF DUNGEONS & DRAGONS GROUPS FALLING APART?!

Does your party mysteriously disappear just as YOUR character's story is finally getting interesting?!

Are you sick and tired of hearing those five dreadful words...

"Sorry, we're canceling tonight's session."

AGAIN?!

AND AGAIN?!

AND AGAIN?!

Have you played the same old modules so many times that you know what's lurking behind every door, what's hiding in every chest, and which suspiciously friendly innkeeper is secretly a vampire?!

Does your Dungeon Master's lore change more often than the weather?!

Is your beloved fantasy world about as consistent as a goblin's tax returns?!

WELL, FRIENDS, HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU!

[TRUMPETS BLARE! DRUMROLL!]

INTRODUCING... LUSTRIA!

That's right, folks! LUSTRIA!

A living, breathing, player-shaped HOMEBREW WORLD that's been growing, changing, and making history for OVER EIGHT GLORIOUS YEARS!

And who's the madman behind this whole operation?!

Why, none other than NUISANCE!

One of StartPlaying.games' top Game Masters!

[THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE! A SINGLE PERSON WHISTLES WAY TOO LOUDLY.]

Now, now, I know what you're thinking!

"Hold on just a cotton-pickin' minute, mister! This sounds too good to be true! What's the catch? What's the gimmick? Is this some kind of bait-and-switch?!"

WHY, NO, MY GOOD FRIEND! NO SIREE!

We've got FREE campaigns!

We've got PAID campaigns!

We've even got FREE ONE-SHOTS!

Something for the veteran adventurer, the curious newcomer, and the fellow who just wants to hit a goblin with a chair on a Friday evening!

But don't just take my word for it!

LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT WHAT LUSTRIA HAS TO OFFER!

FIRST UP! EXPERIENCE, EXPERIENCE, EXPERIENCE!

Folks, you're looking at a Dungeon Master with 15 YEARS OF GAME MASTERING EXPERIENCE!

That's right! FIFTEEN YEARS!

Do I still make mistakes?!

YOU BET YOUR SWEET BIPPY I DO!

But with approximately two years as a professional Game Master and a 4.8 OUT OF 5 RATING ON STARTPLAYING, I'd say we're doing something right!

SECOND! A WORLD THAT'S ACTUALLY ALIVE!

Eight years, ladies and gentlemen!

EIGHT WHOLE YEARS OF PLAYER-DRIVEN HISTORY!

Kingdoms have risen! Empires have fallen! Heroes have become legends! And some poor unfortunate souls have become cautionary tales told in taverns!

This isn't a world that resets when your adventure ends!

The decisions made by players years ago can still affect the lives of adventurers today!

YOUR ACTIONS MATTER! YOUR STORIES MATTER! AND YOUR CHARACTERS CAN LEAVE A MARK ON HISTORY!

THIRD! LORE, LORE, AND MORE LORE!

Do you like history?!

Do you like mythology?!

Do you enjoy uncovering ancient secrets that might very well get your entire party killed?!

THEN BOY, HAVE WE GOT LORE FOR YOU!

Our own gods! Our own pantheon! Our own nations, cultures, conflicts, mysteries, and histories!

And here's the kicker, folks!

THE WORLD AND ITS LORE ARE WRITTEN BY ME! NOT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE!

Now, I DO use AI to help with grammar, because, well...

LET'S JUST SAY ENGLISH CLASS AND I WERE NEVER ON SPEAKING TERMS!

But the ideas, stories, characters, and worldbuilding? Those come straight from my noggin!

FOURTH! A HISTORY THAT SPANS THOUSANDS OF YEARS!

That's right, folks!

We've got our very own CALENDAR AND HISTORICAL TIMELINE!

Thousands of years of recorded history!

Important events! Dates! Battles! Discoveries! Tragedies! And stories attached to the moments that shaped the world!

And the best part?

YOUR ADVENTURES CAN BECOME PART OF THAT HISTORY!

FIFTH! SAY, PAL... ARE YOU HUNGRY?!

Ever wondered what that delicious meal your character ordered at the local tavern actually tastes like?!

WELL, WONDER NO MORE!

Lustria has REAL RECIPES FROM OUR FANTASY WORLD!

That's right! Actual recipes you can prepare in your very own kitchen!

From the comfort foods of distant villages to the specialties of your favorite towns!

YOU CAN EAT LIKE AN ADVENTURER WITHOUT HAVING TO FIGHT A DRAGON FOR YOUR DINNER!

SIXTH! MUSIC TO YOUR EARS!

[A GRAND ORCHESTRA SWELLS IN THE BACKGROUND.]

Do you enjoy a good tune?!

Well, hold on to your hats!

Lustria has its very own collection of songs!

Songs celebrating beloved NPCs!

Songs honoring fallen characters!

Songs commemorating great events!

And even special themes for our one-shot adventures!

BECAUSE EVERY GREAT LEGEND DESERVES ITS OWN SOUNDTRACK!

SEVENTH! HOMEBREW, AND PLENTY OF IT!

Tired of the same old character options?!

Looking for something a little different?!

WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER!

We create our own homebrew species, subclasses, and other exciting additions!

But here's the important part!

These aren't just random abilities slapped onto a character sheet!

THEY'RE BUILT WITH HISTORY, LORE, PERSONALITY, AND A PLACE IN THE WORLD OF LUSTRIA!

And they're available on D&D Beyond!

Why, take a gander at a few examples right here!

Cinderveil (Homebrew Species)

https://www.dndbeyond.com/species/2163706-cinderveil

Way of Boogie Woogie (Monk Subclass)

https://www.dndbeyond.com/subclasses/2892065-way-of-boogie-woogie

Fighter: Reflex Savant (Fighter Subclass)

https://www.dndbeyond.com/subclasses/2800310-fighter-reflex-savant

Gark (Homebrew Species)

https://www.dndbeyond.com/species/2087432-gark

EIGHTH! MERCHANDISE!

That's right!

For those fine folks who want to support the world they love, WE'VE GOT MERCH!

Show your support, represent your favorite fantasy world, and help keep this grand adventure rolling!

NINTH! EVENTS! AND BOY, DO WE HAVE EVENTS!

[AIR HORNS! CONFETTI CANNONS! A MAN EXCITEDLY DROPS HIS TRUMPET!]

STOP THE PRESSES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

Because coming NOVEMBER 6TH THROUGH THE 8TH, 2026...

IT'S LUSTRIA DAZE!!!

That's right!

Players are traveling from ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY to get together, roll dice, swap stories, and celebrate the world we've built!

We've rented out AN ENTIRE THEATER AND A CARD SHOP!

And why?!

BECAUSE WE'RE TAKING LUSTRIA OUT OF THE COMPUTER AND INTO THE REAL WORLD!

We're doing it LIVE, folks!

LIVE! IN PERSON! WITH ACTUAL HUMAN BEINGS!

Imagine that! No internet connection required!

TENTH! A COMMUNITY WORTH COMING HOME TO!

Now, friends, I could talk about the lore, the music, the games, and the adventures until the cows come home!

But there's something even more important.

THE PEOPLE!

We've built a fantastic Discord community full of adventurers, storytellers, friends, and plenty of lovable troublemakers!

A place to talk, laugh, share adventures, make friends, and become part of something bigger than a single weekly game!

BECAUSE LUSTRIA ISN'T JUST A COLLECTION OF  CAMPAIGNS.

IT'S A COMMUNITY.

[THE MUSIC SOFTENS. THE ANNOUNCER LEANS CLOSER TO THE MICROPHONE.]

"Now listen here, friend..."

Maybe you've been looking for a group that lasts.

Maybe you've been waiting for a campaign where your character's story actually gets its chance to shine.

Maybe you've grown tired of adventures that never finish, worlds that never change, and characters who never get to make their mark.

Or maybe...

JUST MAYBE...

You've been looking for a place to call home.

Well, friend, perhaps it's time you paid old Lustria a visit.

And you know what?

I'LL PERSONALLY SHOW YOU AROUND!

That's right!

Send me a message right here on D&D Beyond, and I'll personally guide you through our world, our community, and everything we have to offer!

We'll find a place where YOU, as a player, and YOUR CHARACTER belong!

And if we can't find a place that quite fits?

WHY, WE'LL MAKE ONE!

A town nobody's visited!

A village nobody's heard of!

A distant corner of the world that's never been explored!

AFTER ALL, SOMEBODY HAS TO BE THE FIRST TO MAKE HISTORY!

[THE BIG-BAND MUSIC RETURNS AT FULL VOLUME!]

ANNOUNCER, SHOUTING JOYFULLY:

"SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, FOLKS?!"

GRAB YOUR DICE!

DUST OFF THOSE CHARACTER SHEETS!

AND COME SEE WHAT EIGHT YEARS OF ADVENTURE HAS BUILT!

LUSTRIA!

Eight years of history. Thousands of stories. And yours is still waiting to be written.

LUSTRIA! WHERE YOUR STORY DOESN'T HAVE TO END WHEN THE SESSION DOES!

[ORCHESTRA REACHES A TRIUMPHANT FINALE!]

"This advertisement has been brought to you by Nuisance, your friendly neighborhood Dungeon Master. Side effects of visiting Lustria may include excessive dice collecting, emotional attachment to imaginary people, an unhealthy interest in fictional history, and spontaneous shouting at natural twenties. Consult your local cleric if symptoms persist."

 

As one of the original members of the world of Lustria, someone who has been a very active and present member of the community since its start, I can say this DM tells no lies. NLK has spent years creating a community that is not only warm and inviting for veterans and new comers alike, but also fun and exciting. I have never seen any DM put in as much effort into a dungeons and dragons campaign as NLK, he and his world has single handedly made me fall in love with the wonderful game that is dungeons and dragons. I rate him and his world ten ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️. If you want to get into D&D you won't find a better community than Lustria, our discord is very active so if you need help with anything or just want someone to talk to then you found the right place. Come and join, you won't regret it!!!

I joined the world of Lustria almost a year ago and it was one of the best decisions I have ever made. The DM has poured his heart and soul into create this beautiful world. From chaotic interactions, to hippy dragons, to greedy goblins there is nothing dull about these adventures. The discord community is truly a second family for me. Join and see for yourself what makes Lustria special and why we love our DM

thanks <3

 

I remember the first ever campaign playing with him. It lasted 5 years and had 7 players who became family by the end of the campaign. That campaign lasted us 5 years, 5 years of laughing, crying, fighting, surviving and connecting. They felt like family. It was one of my favorite campaigns and because of it, I continue to play in his other campaign's as well.  He puts so much thought into each one and considers every possibility your going to make. I love the fact that he doesn't railroad the campaign's, its basically open world with a main quest full of side quests that continue to grow depending on each choice you make. Even in-between the campaign's your in hes still active and so are quite a few of the players, so you can just hang out with people and make friends that share your same interests!

Fantastic Storyteller!!! In two campaigns of his and having a blast. Highly recommend those who are both new and veteran players to come join in the fun!!!!