Krunchy raises his meat tenderizer all the way over his head to the point where it touches the ground behind him. With one leg in the air, he swings downward with all his might and connects square on the Beholder's head directly above its eye. He then takes a fork from his armor and lunges forward to stab the eye to make sure it's dead! "Hheeyyaahh!" Unbeknownst to him, a massive hemmorage developed from the tenderizer blow, so the fork stabbing his main eyeball causes it to explode out of its head as dark gelatinous goo sprays everywhere, all over the walls, all over everyone else for that matter. The Beholder falls to the ground as its eyestalks droop downwards and more ichor oozes out of every eyeball. It has been effectively turned into a pancake with black syrup sprayed in all directions. Startled, he jams the fork into its forehead.
Krunchy wipes his eyes and walks over to the dead Beholder, uses the another fork and cuts off each eyestalks with a dagger. Humming delightfully to himself, he continues filleting each eye stalk and puts them in a bag of seasonings.
"Now THAT is how a divine culinary artist gets dinner. We're eating good tonight lads!"
He inspects the Beholder further, but the ichor is too disgusting even for him. Krunchy kicks it to the other end of the cave like a ball. He affixes his meat tenderizer and shield to his pack and has a very proud look on his face after claiming the rare dinner ingredient.
Krunchy raises his meat tenderizer all the way over his head to the point where it touches the ground behind him. With one leg in the air, he swings downward with all his might and connects square on the Beholder's head directly above its eye. He then takes a fork from his armor and lunges foward to stab the eye to make sure it's dead! "Hheeyyaahh!" Unbeknownst to him, as massive hemmorage developed from the tenderizer blow, so the fork stabbing his main eyeball causes it to explode out of its head as dark gelatinous goo sprays everywhere, all over the walls, all over everyone else for that matter. The Beholder falls to the ground as its eyestalks droop downwards and more ichor oozes out of every eyeball. It has been effectively turned into a pancake with black syrup sprayed in all directions.
Krunchy wipes his eyes and walks over to the dead Beholder, takes a fork off his armor and cuts off each eyestalks with a dagger. Humming delightfully to himself, he continues filleting each eye stalk and puts them in a bag of seasonings.
"Now THAT is how a divine culinary artist gets dinner. We're eating good tonight lads!"
He inspects the Beholder further, but the ichor is too disgusting even for him. Krunchy kicks it to the other end of the cave like a ball. He affixes his meat tenderizer and shield to his pack and has a very proud look on his face after claiming the rare dinner ingredient.
Valmarir wipes his face, flicking some of the ichor to the ground. "Thanks for that." He grumbles, starting to wipe the thick ichor off of his armor. "I'll never be able to get the stench out..." He mutters, frowning.
Morgram seems to be recovering. But the fears he felt and the loss of his balance between body and soul in this fight seem to have taken him alot. "I thought I was ready, but the monastery didn't prepare you for what I experienced today."
He closes his eyes and starts to breathe and calm down.
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LmOP, OotA and CoS as DM ---- SKT: Diero Merivaldi (Variant Human Arcane Trickster - lvl6) ---- ToA: Erevan (Drow Half-Elf Hexblade - lvl2)
--- PbP ---
Into the Mists - CoS: Euron Dread (Glasya Tiefling Hunter - lvl1) --- The Labyrinth of the Goblin King: Grigor Marsk (Human War Wizard - lvl3)
Xander sighs in relief, as he does he takes his skull bottle out and starts to drink "Well that was enough fun to last us a life time." Xander walks to Morgram placing a hand on his shoulder, "Here you could use this." trying to pass Morgarm his bottle. After that Xander will investigate the rest of the cave where the beholder came from looking for anything valuable.
Wiping the sweat from her brow, Ban will retrieve her dagger. "So... That was something." Canvassing the area and checking the corpses for any valuables, "Doesn't seem like that thing was who we're looking for. With that thing around, maybe he's not here, but the cave is deeper." investigation: 12
Morgram takes a sip from Xanders Bottle "Thank you!".
Morgram looks to Ban "Than we should explore whats inside this cave." he says "But maybe we should take a little rest first. I feel like i need a moment to focus myself again. I'm..." he seems a little embarassed while he looks to the others "sorry for loosing control over myself. I think this one just use some sort of magic to awake some sort of fears in me."
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LmOP, OotA and CoS as DM ---- SKT: Diero Merivaldi (Variant Human Arcane Trickster - lvl6) ---- ToA: Erevan (Drow Half-Elf Hexblade - lvl2)
--- PbP ---
Into the Mists - CoS: Euron Dread (Glasya Tiefling Hunter - lvl1) --- The Labyrinth of the Goblin King: Grigor Marsk (Human War Wizard - lvl3)
Rey stands suddenly, and grabs his great axe. He marches up to Talon, grabs him by the scruff of the neck and looks him dead in the eyes, resting his axe blade across his neck;
"Any more surprises we should know about?" He growls.
As you search through the corpses you find about 36 copper pieces on the two Kobolds. On the Goblins you find 16 copper pieces and an old bag that seems to contain... cooking spices? On the two orcs you find an additional 23 silver pieces. On the Orog you find 11 silver and a bottle of wine.
Xander finds an old wooden box set against the wall of the cave. In it he finds 30 gold pieces, 5 bottle(s) of common wine, 4 lbs. of silver trade bars (20 gp), 3 blue quartz worth about 10 gp each.
OOC: Also please add 300 XP to your characters! Nicely done everyone - you guys totally wrecked that beholder
Talon, while not easily intimidated, is taken aback by Rey's presence. It's not every day that a Tabaxi barbarian stares him down, and this was one creature he needed to be careful with. Raising his hands in a peaceful gesture, Talon replies " I am all out of surprises. Beholders aren't known to play well with others. I'd be surprise if..."
At that very moment, a weakened voice calls out from the shadows of the cave. "H - hello?" As the group turns their attention to the source of the voice, a thin man walks out from the shadows. Wearing tatters of simple clothing, he has clearly been beaten. Dark circles outline his eyes and his skin is pale. He carefully walks forward, stumbling a bit as if it's taking effort to keep his legs under him.
"Firth!" Talon exclaimed and hurried to him. Firth, initially looking shocked at this creature running to him, squints and says "Constable?" As Talon reaches Firth, he supports Firth as the farmer collapses to the ground.
Rey reckons Talon's alright and gives an approving nod to the group as he lets him run to the missing person. Rey would like to see if he can harvest the beholder for possible taxidermy later on? Survival: 19
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Xander takes a bottle of wine for later and begins to move back with the chest. Seeing the new guy Xander speaks up "Guys, found us some goodies. is everything okay?" Xander set the chest on a large rock. "Ban don't stick your hand in there. Wait until everyone is ready to divided it up " Xander jokes as he checks on this other guy. "I assume this is the guy where here to find?"
Rey reckons Talon's alright and gives an approving nod to the group as he lets him run to the missing person. Rey would like to see if he can harvest the beholder for possible taxidermy later on? Survival: 19
You find that despite Krunchys work with his meat tenderizer, you should be able to reconstruct the beast.
Upon finding the copper and silver pieces, she'll dump them into her own pouch, pouring them through her fingers with glee. "Hey there, little guys." Upon finding the spices, she'll lick a pinky, dip it in, and give it a taste. Looking up to see the farmer, "Looks like the missing person was here after all. What luck." After moving to the chest, she responds to Xander a little too energetically, "I'd never try to take more than my share!" With a sheepish pout, looking up at him, "I'm a little offended. Don't you trust me?"
Upon finding the copper and silver pieces, she'll dump them into her own pouch, pouring them through her fingers with glee. "Hey there, little guys." Upon finding the spices, she'll lick a pinky, dip it in, and give it a taste. Looking up to see the farmer, "Looks like the missing person was here after all. What luck." After moving to the chest, she responds to Xander a little too energetically, "I'd never try to take more than my share!" With a sheepish pout, looking up at him, "I'm a little offended. Don't you trust me?"
"I trust you just not when it comes to money. Now quit pouting."
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“Thank you... thank you all. If you hadn’t come when you did, I would have been done for.” Firth points a finger at the oozing beholder. “That ...thing was going to use me to infiltrate the village.”
Krunchy's tenderizer slams hard into the side of the beholder, you can hear the cracking of muscle and sinew popping in response to the impact.
OOC: Krunchy.... would you like to walk us through the final blows?
Krunchy raises his meat tenderizer all the way over his head to the point where it touches the ground behind him. With one leg in the air, he swings downward with all his might and connects square on the Beholder's head directly above its eye. He then takes a fork from his armor and lunges forward to stab the eye to make sure it's dead! "Hheeyyaahh!" Unbeknownst to him, a massive hemmorage developed from the tenderizer blow, so the fork stabbing his main eyeball causes it to explode out of its head as dark gelatinous goo sprays everywhere, all over the walls, all over everyone else for that matter. The Beholder falls to the ground as its eyestalks droop downwards and more ichor oozes out of every eyeball. It has been effectively turned into a pancake with black syrup sprayed in all directions. Startled, he jams the fork into its forehead.
Krunchy wipes his eyes and walks over to the dead Beholder, uses the another fork and cuts off each eyestalks with a dagger. Humming delightfully to himself, he continues filleting each eye stalk and puts them in a bag of seasonings.
"Now THAT is how a divine culinary artist gets dinner. We're eating good tonight lads!"
He inspects the Beholder further, but the ichor is too disgusting even for him. Krunchy kicks it to the other end of the cave like a ball. He affixes his meat tenderizer and shield to his pack and has a very proud look on his face after claiming the rare dinner ingredient.
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Princes of the Apocalypse - Leofir Sylvaranth Elf Rogue
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High Times at Low Tides - DM
Morgram seems to be recovering. But the fears he felt and the loss of his balance between body and soul in this fight seem to have taken him alot. "I thought I was ready, but the monastery didn't prepare you for what I experienced today."
He closes his eyes and starts to breathe and calm down.
--- Regular ---
LmOP, OotA and CoS as DM ---- SKT: Diero Merivaldi (Variant Human Arcane Trickster - lvl6) ---- ToA: Erevan (Drow Half-Elf Hexblade - lvl2)
--- PbP ---
Into the Mists - CoS: Euron Dread (Glasya Tiefling Hunter - lvl1) --- The Labyrinth of the Goblin King: Grigor Marsk (Human War Wizard - lvl3)
Rey pick up his greataxe and drags it behind him over to a large rock near the camp fire and sits down with a large thud.
"CoS" Rumble- Tabaxi Shadow Monk
Xander sighs in relief, as he does he takes his skull bottle out and starts to drink "Well that was enough fun to last us a life time." Xander walks to Morgram placing a hand on his shoulder, "Here you could use this." trying to pass Morgarm his bottle. After that Xander will investigate the rest of the cave where the beholder came from looking for anything valuable.
investigation: 17
Felix Windfall(Human-V Lv.7 Rogue) killed in ToA, Vallan Houndstrider (Halfling Ghostwise Lv.1 Fighter) in DiAWiping the sweat from her brow, Ban will retrieve her dagger. "So... That was something." Canvassing the area and checking the corpses for any valuables, "Doesn't seem like that thing was who we're looking for. With that thing around, maybe he's not here, but the cave is deeper." investigation: 12
Morgram takes a sip from Xanders Bottle "Thank you!".
Morgram looks to Ban "Than we should explore whats inside this cave." he says "But maybe we should take a little rest first. I feel like i need a moment to focus myself again. I'm..." he seems a little embarassed while he looks to the others "sorry for loosing control over myself. I think this one just use some sort of magic to awake some sort of fears in me."
--- Regular ---
LmOP, OotA and CoS as DM ---- SKT: Diero Merivaldi (Variant Human Arcane Trickster - lvl6) ---- ToA: Erevan (Drow Half-Elf Hexblade - lvl2)
--- PbP ---
Into the Mists - CoS: Euron Dread (Glasya Tiefling Hunter - lvl1) --- The Labyrinth of the Goblin King: Grigor Marsk (Human War Wizard - lvl3)
Rey stands suddenly, and grabs his great axe. He marches up to Talon, grabs him by the scruff of the neck and looks him dead in the eyes, resting his axe blade across his neck;
"Any more surprises we should know about?" He growls.
Grapple 9
Intimidate 14
Insight 7
"CoS" Rumble- Tabaxi Shadow Monk
As you search through the corpses you find about 36 copper pieces on the two Kobolds. On the Goblins you find 16 copper pieces and an old bag that seems to contain... cooking spices? On the two orcs you find an additional 23 silver pieces. On the Orog you find 11 silver and a bottle of wine.
Xander finds an old wooden box set against the wall of the cave. In it he finds 30 gold pieces, 5 bottle(s) of common wine, 4 lbs. of silver trade bars (20 gp), 3 blue quartz worth about 10 gp each.
OOC: Also please add 300 XP to your characters! Nicely done everyone - you guys totally wrecked that beholder
Talon, while not easily intimidated, is taken aback by Rey's presence. It's not every day that a Tabaxi barbarian stares him down, and this was one creature he needed to be careful with. Raising his hands in a peaceful gesture, Talon replies " I am all out of surprises. Beholders aren't known to play well with others. I'd be surprise if..."
At that very moment, a weakened voice calls out from the shadows of the cave. "H - hello?" As the group turns their attention to the source of the voice, a thin man walks out from the shadows. Wearing tatters of simple clothing, he has clearly been beaten. Dark circles outline his eyes and his skin is pale. He carefully walks forward, stumbling a bit as if it's taking effort to keep his legs under him.
"Firth!" Talon exclaimed and hurried to him. Firth, initially looking shocked at this creature running to him, squints and says "Constable?" As Talon reaches Firth, he supports Firth as the farmer collapses to the ground.
Rey reckons Talon's alright and gives an approving nod to the group as he lets him run to the missing person.
Rey would like to see if he can harvest the beholder for possible taxidermy later on?
Survival: 19
"CoS" Rumble- Tabaxi Shadow Monk
Xander takes a bottle of wine for later and begins to move back with the chest. Seeing the new guy Xander speaks up "Guys, found us some goodies. is everything okay?" Xander set the chest on a large rock. "Ban don't stick your hand in there. Wait until everyone is ready to divided it up " Xander jokes as he checks on this other guy. "I assume this is the guy where here to find?"
Medicine: 2
Felix Windfall(Human-V Lv.7 Rogue) killed in ToA, Vallan Houndstrider (Halfling Ghostwise Lv.1 Fighter) in DiAUpon finding the copper and silver pieces, she'll dump them into her own pouch, pouring them through her fingers with glee. "Hey there, little guys." Upon finding the spices, she'll lick a pinky, dip it in, and give it a taste. Looking up to see the farmer, "Looks like the missing person was here after all. What luck." After moving to the chest, she responds to Xander a little too energetically, "I'd never try to take more than my share!" With a sheepish pout, looking up at him, "I'm a little offended. Don't you trust me?"
Felix Windfall(Human-V Lv.7 Rogue) killed in ToA, Vallan Houndstrider (Halfling Ghostwise Lv.1 Fighter) in DiA"I'm very trustworthy. I... Just have a different view on economics than most." Lighting up a bit, she playfully gives Xander an honest-ish salute.
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High Times at Low Tides - DM
[Well the constable did say that Ban could have his share. I was thinking we could divvy up the share 7 ways and Ban get two.]
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Firth begins to stand a little bit.
“Thank you... thank you all. If you hadn’t come when you did, I would have been done for.” Firth points a finger at the oozing beholder. “That ...thing was going to use me to infiltrate the village.”