*Steph, I’ll allow you an opportunity to do an attack roll as a 1d2. However, on a 1 you die. You can be resurrected later and can haunt the group as a ghost, but can’t communicate without the help of another creature whether it be an oracle or seer or other. On a 2, you make an awesome escape and gain something cool. This is completely optional and you can continue to find another way out that isn’t as drastic.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The satyr boy will give it a go after collecting the things that spilled out of his goat's burlap back-sack, if that's alright.
Religion! 14
While racking his memory for who this shrine could be dedicated to, a name quietly and quickly bubbles to mind, leaving with a whisper. Oceanus. Though he has no idea who Oceanus is.
"Oceanus." He says out loud, writing whatever comes to his mind down in his notebook. "This is a shrine for Oceanus. Probably some kind of deity... or something."
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Darold the Mud Dauber says: _ _ it's still spooky season | )/ ) \\ |//,' it's always spooky season (")(_)---"()=--(\\ \)
As he stabs into the darkness, his rapier makes contact with flesh. Immediately, more grease begins to pour in, though his sword doesn’t seem to have gone past the flesh deep enough.
"Hot grease, just how I like my ship rations!"
He's gonna try cut a bit deeper, but failing that he chuckles to himself for a devious backup plan
*Steph, I’ll allow you an opportunity to do an attack roll as a 1d2. However, on a 1 you die. You can be resurrected later and can haunt the group as a ghost, but can’t communicate without the help of another creature whether it be an oracle or seer or other. On a 2, you make an awesome escape and gain something cool. This is completely optional and you can continue to find another way out that isn’t as drastic.*
*I'd take this up but I think I have a funnier idea*
As he stabs into the darkness, his rapier makes contact with flesh. Immediately, more grease begins to pour in, though his sword doesn’t seem to have gone past the flesh deep enough.
"Hot grease, just how I like my ship rations!"
He's gonna try cut a bit deeper, but failing that he chuckles to himself for a devious backup plan
The rapier seems to gain no traction, slipping before being able to properly pierce the skin.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Steph, I’ll allow you an opportunity to do an attack roll as a 1d2. However, on a 1 you die. You can be resurrected later and can haunt the group as a ghost, but can’t communicate without the help of another creature whether it be an oracle or seer or other. On a 2, you make an awesome escape and gain something cool. This is completely optional and you can continue to find another way out that isn’t as drastic.*
*I'd take this up but I think I have a funnier idea*
*Go for it.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Cap'n Geoffrey Rush is a seasoned pirate, with years of experience on the open ocean. He's slain countless (small) monsters, become a terror of the (hyperlocal) seas. And with that, comes the diet. Days at sea eating nought but dry maggoty crackers, dried beans and fibrous mulch leaves the hardiest sailors both able and capable of the stankiest farts imaginable by mortals and almost all gods. Cetus might have a strong stomach but can he handle that kinda rear firepower? Only one way to find out..........
Cap'n Geoffrey Rush is a seasoned pirate, with years of experience on the open ocean. He's slain countless (small) monsters, become a terror of the (hyperlocal) seas. And with that, comes the diet. Days at sea eating nought but dry maggoty crackers, dried beans and fibrous mulch leaves the hardiest sailors both able and capable of the stankiest farts imaginable by mortals and almost all gods. Cetus might have a strong stomach but can he handle that kinda rear firepower? Only one way to find out..........
BROS ABOUT THE SLAY THE DEADLY SEA SERPENT WITH STANKY ASS 😭
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Give me a minute to process and decide an outcome*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The satyr boy will give it a go after collecting the things that spilled out of his goat's burlap back-sack, if that's alright.
Religion! 14
While racking his memory for who this shrine could be dedicated to, a name quietly and quickly bubbles to mind, leaving with a whisper. Oceanus. Though he has no idea who Oceanus is.
"Oceanus." He says out loud, writing whatever comes to his mind down in his notebook. "This is a shrine for Oceanus. Probably some kind of deity... or something."
"Oceanus was a titan. He has forsaken this temple, but a sacrifice might give us a way out."
*cyno you can just say 'Steph that's way too bloody dumb, it won't work' 👀*
*No, no I’m thinking. I need to make this relate to the plotline it’s very important to me. This is a plot changing moment.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Cap'n Geoffrey Rush is a seasoned pirate, with years of experience on the open ocean. He's slain countless (small) monsters, become a terror of the (hyperlocal) seas. And with that, comes the diet. Days at sea eating nought but dry maggoty crackers, dried beans and fibrous mulch leaves the hardiest sailors both able and capable of the stankiest farts imaginable by mortals and almost all gods. Cetus might have a strong stomach but can he handle that kinda rear firepower? Only one way to find out..........
The heat of the grease increases and you can feel burns forming on all exposed skin. The air is now suffocating- it’s getting difficult to breathe. With a rumble, you feel yourself lurched forward and suddenly traveling at high speeds, straight through another slimy tube. With a blast of bile, hot grease, and gas, Cetus vomits the mess into the ocean, hacking up various materials.
Geoffrey tumbles into the water, being dragged down into the cavern. He seems fully intact but… his hat is missing.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Now that everyone is in the cavern, what is your next course of action? You are all currently at the bottom of the sea.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Now that everyone is in the cavern, what is your next course of action? You are all currently at the bottom of the sea.
Search around for passages or magic lookin stuff
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
*Steph, I’ll allow you an opportunity to do an attack roll as a 1d2. However, on a 1 you die. You can be resurrected later and can haunt the group as a ghost, but can’t communicate without the help of another creature whether it be an oracle or seer or other. On a 2, you make an awesome escape and gain something cool. This is completely optional and you can continue to find another way out that isn’t as drastic.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Oceanus." He says out loud, writing whatever comes to his mind down in his notebook. "This is a shrine for Oceanus. Probably some kind of deity... or something."
"Hot grease, just how I like my ship rations!"
He's gonna try cut a bit deeper, but failing that he chuckles to himself for a devious backup plan
Chilling kinda vibe.
*I'd take this up but I think I have a funnier idea*
Chilling kinda vibe.
The rapier seems to gain no traction, slipping before being able to properly pierce the skin.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Go for it.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Cap'n Geoffrey Rush is a seasoned pirate, with years of experience on the open ocean. He's slain countless (small) monsters, become a terror of the (hyperlocal) seas. And with that, comes the diet. Days at sea eating nought but dry maggoty crackers, dried beans and fibrous mulch leaves the hardiest sailors both able and capable of the stankiest farts imaginable by mortals and almost all gods. Cetus might have a strong stomach but can he handle that kinda rear firepower? Only one way to find out..........
Chilling kinda vibe.
BROS ABOUT THE SLAY THE DEADLY SEA SERPENT WITH STANKY ASS 😭
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Give me a minute to process and decide an outcome*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*the power of a stanky ass overcomes even the DM 😈*
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Oceanus was a titan. He has forsaken this temple, but a sacrifice might give us a way out."
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
*cyno you can just say 'Steph that's way too bloody dumb, it won't work' 👀*
Chilling kinda vibe.
*Steph I recommend you get a lobotomy*
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
*WHOA yammers that came outta nowhere 👀
Why would I need a lobotomy, I'm perfect as is 🙄*
Chilling kinda vibe.
*No, no I’m thinking. I need to make this relate to the plotline it’s very important to me. This is a plot changing moment.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Pfffft I think the tone just took a turn for the goofier, sorry guys 😎*
Chilling kinda vibe.
The heat of the grease increases and you can feel burns forming on all exposed skin. The air is now suffocating- it’s getting difficult to breathe. With a rumble, you feel yourself lurched forward and suddenly traveling at high speeds, straight through another slimy tube. With a blast of bile, hot grease, and gas, Cetus vomits the mess into the ocean, hacking up various materials.
Geoffrey tumbles into the water, being dragged down into the cavern. He seems fully intact but… his hat is missing.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Now that everyone is in the cavern, what is your next course of action? You are all currently at the bottom of the sea.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Search around for passages or magic lookin stuff
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
Khaira wil start trying to dry off their bowstring. "The caverns must lead somewhere. The gods do not give people life to serve no purpose."
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!