"Well, you're probably wondering why I've called you here. Sit, sit! Don't worry, I won't bite..." he says as he grins, displaying his yellow teeth like trophies.
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"Well, you're all capable fighters and thinkers (OOC: don't let this be the time someone pulls a Crit Role Grog and says they have an intelligence of 7), and you have proven yourself in battle and the criminal arts. I'll keep this simple. We're a planetwide criminal organization, stealing and selling all around. But recently, we've been losing agents to something. We need someone to help us find out what- and kill it. We'll pay you handsomely. A thousand gold each."
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what makes you think that we will succeed at this task, while countless others will fail? I reply.
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Don't click the spoiler...
Haha! I got you to click here! I'm an Evoker who loves D&D, roleplaying, and Magic. My characters might "accidentally" kill yours. Consider this an advance warning. If a vex randomly spawns in and starts attacking you, it's probably me. Also, the Minecraft devs really need to add Illusioners to bedrock.
Great, now that you have clicked the spoiler, you know all about me! See you in the PbP thread. :)
Do you have any knowledge about this "something" that could help us in this feat?
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Don't click the spoiler...
Haha! I got you to click here! I'm an Evoker who loves D&D, roleplaying, and Magic. My characters might "accidentally" kill yours. Consider this an advance warning. If a vex randomly spawns in and starts attacking you, it's probably me. Also, the Minecraft devs really need to add Illusioners to bedrock.
Great, now that you have clicked the spoiler, you know all about me! See you in the PbP thread. :)
Do you have any knowledge about this "something" that could help us in this feat?
"We don't know much, but we believe it's a rival criminal network trying to steal this planet-" he gestures around him- "from us. One thing that we do know- they have magic." He stands up, slamming a few gold pieces on the table for the bartender. "Let's begin."
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OOC: wait I thought you said the pre-payment was 100 GP. Is giving us 50 gold an OOC mistake by you or is it an IC thing that we can address or not a mistake at all and I'm just confused?
"Um, is anyone here named Dwayne? And has the sign changed?" I point to the words on the sign with obvious worry, "I don't think the words, 'YOU WILL DIE, DWAYNE' should be here"
I pay the 5 sp for a large Dragonsbreath ale and tip 5 sp to the bartender.
"Um, is anyone here named Dwayne? And has the sign changed?" I point to the words on the sign with obvious worry, "I don't think the words, 'YOU WILL DIE, DWAYNE' should be here"
I pay the 5 sp for a large Dragonsbreath ale and tip 5 sp to the bartender.
After hearing Insert DryRuinss Character Name Here, I say, "What do you mean 'Is anyone here insane?' If it's anyone, it's probably you." Signs don't change."
I glance up the sign, just in case. My eyes look at the bottom of the list, where they lock onto "100%". Without reading the label or the price, I walk up to the bartender and put 5 GP on the counter.
"Give me the strongest drink you've got" I say. "That one." Without looking, I point to the bottom of the list. "Oh, and keep the change."
OOC: I'm going to assume the bartender just gives me the 50% Old Jack Whiskey here so we can progress faster (it's post by post so it's pretty slow). If not, just tell us if you want something to happen at this point and the rest of this post will just be irrelevant.
I go and sit down at a table in the corner. I start drinking. It doesn't taste like 100%. You never know when people will try to scam you. Or maybe signs do change. I quickly drown out my thoughts with the effects of alcohol.
"Um, is anyone here named Dwayne? And has the sign changed?" I point to the words on the sign with obvious worry, "I don't think the words, 'YOU WILL DIE, DWAYNE' should be here"
I pay the 5 sp for a large Dragonsbreath ale and tip 5 sp to the bartender.
(OOC: Yep the percentage is alcohol and Dwayne is in ur party)
Blinking your eyes at the sign, you see that the words are gone. Must have been a trick of the light.
"Maybe that a minor illusion?? I don't trust that I just made it up in my head..."
"Eh why bother" I take another sip of Dragonsbreath ale, there is a decent amount left to go... "Oh, and letting you know. Why would I make up somebody named Dwayne, I don't know that person yet."
OoC: My character doesn't fully know Dwayne yet, that's why he said that.
"Well, you're probably wondering why I've called you here. Sit, sit! Don't worry, I won't bite..." he says as he grins, displaying his yellow teeth like trophies.
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DM: Westeros - A Homebrew D&D Campaign, Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign
Player: Marcus Aquillus Arcade (Quil) - 1st Rogue - Pax Romana
I sit down, holding my hood a little. "This is Alphariun"
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Zenaphoreth sits quietly drinking a mysterious drink with a dark hood concealing his face.
"Well, you're all capable fighters and thinkers (OOC: don't let this be the time someone pulls a Crit Role Grog and says they have an intelligence of 7), and you have proven yourself in battle and the criminal arts. I'll keep this simple. We're a planetwide criminal organization, stealing and selling all around. But recently, we've been losing agents to something. We need someone to help us find out what- and kill it. We'll pay you handsomely. A thousand gold each."
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DM: Westeros - A Homebrew D&D Campaign, Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign
Player: Marcus Aquillus Arcade (Quil) - 1st Rogue - Pax Romana
what makes you think that we will succeed at this task, while countless others will fail? I reply.
Don't click the spoiler...
Great, now that you have clicked the spoiler, you know all about me! See you in the PbP thread. :)
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OOC: let's say I'm there too
"Let's say 1200. If that thing can kill your agents, you'd better be paying more than 1000" I say.
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DM: Pax Romana - A Historical Homebrew Campaign
"You're capable and you're motivated by money. That works."
"That's fair. Just eliminate the problem, and we'll give you the money." He slams down a small sack of gold on the table. "A starting payment."
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Player: Marcus Aquillus Arcade (Quil) - 1st Rogue - Pax Romana
"...any knowledge to be gained?" I am just vying to be hard to get, I would do it anyway to help people. More knowledge is just a plus.
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Do you have any knowledge about this "something" that could help us in this feat?
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Great, now that you have clicked the spoiler, you know all about me! See you in the PbP thread. :)
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No problem at all, no questions asked give us the Intel, the money, and we will be on are way.
"We don't know much, but we believe it's a rival criminal network trying to steal this planet-" he gestures around him- "from us. One thing that we do know- they have magic." He stands up, slamming a few gold pieces on the table for the bartender. "Let's begin."
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DM: Westeros - A Homebrew D&D Campaign, Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign
Player: Marcus Aquillus Arcade (Quil) - 1st Rogue - Pax Romana
I nod, then take my share of gold. "I'll come with you, just let me grab a beer first," I say. I walk up to the bar counter and order a beer to go.
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DM: Pax Romana - A Historical Homebrew Campaign
(OOC: Y'all are in a bar)
Add 50 gp to your inventory
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Player: Marcus Aquillus Arcade (Quil) - 1st Rogue - Pax Romana
OOC: wait I thought you said the pre-payment was 100 GP. Is giving us 50 gold an OOC mistake by you or is it an IC thing that we can address or not a mistake at all and I'm just confused?
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DM: Pax Romana - A Historical Homebrew Campaign
"What sort of creature are we looking for?", I say. "Do we need to prepare anything that could potentially incapacitate this creature?"
(OOC: my bad yeah I meant 100 GP)
On a sign above the bar, there's a menu.
--BAR TAKE OUT--
SMALL/LARGE
DRAGONSBREATH ALE (15%) 1 SP/5 SP
BLUEYE IPA (10%) 2 SP/10 SP
RED DRAKON RYE STOUT (20%) 1 CP/2 CP
OLD JACK WHISKEY (50%) 1 GP/2 GP
And suddenly, you see...
YOU WILL DIE, DWAYNE (100%)
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Player: Marcus Aquillus Arcade (Quil) - 1st Rogue - Pax Romana
OoC: is the percentage alcohol percentage?
"Um, is anyone here named Dwayne? And has the sign changed?" I point to the words on the sign with obvious worry, "I don't think the words, 'YOU WILL DIE, DWAYNE' should be here"
I pay the 5 sp for a large Dragonsbreath ale and tip 5 sp to the bartender.
I back up my chair and ready my mace
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(OOC: Yep the percentage is alcohol)
Blinking your eyes at the sign, you see that the words are gone. Must have been a trick of the light.
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Player: Marcus Aquillus Arcade (Quil) - 1st Rogue - Pax Romana
After hearing Insert DryRuinss Character Name Here, I say, "What do you mean 'Is anyone here insane?' If it's anyone, it's probably you." Signs don't change."
I glance up the sign, just in case. My eyes look at the bottom of the list, where they lock onto "100%". Without reading the label or the price, I walk up to the bartender and put 5 GP on the counter.
"Give me the strongest drink you've got" I say. "That one." Without looking, I point to the bottom of the list. "Oh, and keep the change."
OOC: I'm going to assume the bartender just gives me the 50% Old Jack Whiskey here so we can progress faster (it's post by post so it's pretty slow). If not, just tell us if you want something to happen at this point and the rest of this post will just be irrelevant.
I go and sit down at a table in the corner. I start drinking. It doesn't taste like 100%. You never know when people will try to scam you. Or maybe signs do change. I quickly drown out my thoughts with the effects of alcohol.
ducks are cool
DM: Pax Romana - A Historical Homebrew Campaign
"Maybe that a minor illusion?? I don't trust that I just made it up in my head..."
"Eh why bother" I take another sip of Dragonsbreath ale, there is a decent amount left to go... "Oh, and letting you know. Why would I make up somebody named Dwayne, I don't know that person yet."
OoC: My character doesn't fully know Dwayne yet, that's why he said that.
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