Just some guy, nothing special. How do you do? I'm GoofyRat, or BDB in other places. I like many things, and love to conversate. Please talk to me whenever you'd like. (Note: I tend to cuss quite a bit. Pleas let me know if you would like me to stop in a thread. I'm also kiiiiinda autistic so I don't make sense sometimes, lmao. Please ask me to elaborate if you need me to.)
Gonna put some random emoticons here lmao :p :D :) :( D: BD B) B( :o :O :0 B0 Bo BO OwO UwU ^w^ 0_o o-o o_o 0_0 O_O ^_^ .-. ._. >_< <_> <_< >_> >w< <w> <w< >w>
Alright good bye now-
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The one who wants to hug quite literally everyone, for no reason whatsoever. Get him to an Asylum.
Just some guy who likes memes and DND!
Some may know me as a particularly goofy vermin if you play a Sonic game where you commit blasts of robo...2...
.PRINT`Hey! I'm Salem, I go by Mason, Ozzy,or Salem. I like your basic grunge, metal, and other similar bands. (weezle for life!) I'm a smidge autistic, pansexual, He/They, and slightly therian. Apparently, I'm one of theBros on Lord's Rest Inn, and I'm Jester's Doppleganger. I'm a furry, obviously. I live to RP! (And play music). You can find my mixed music taste here. I'm living in the Sooner state, like AgateElk! Also, I like python. My discord is: _salems_lot_ Come talk with me!`
"Oh, I saw stars falling all around her head Red gold and blue. Sherry Fraser, where are you?" - Marcy Playground, Marcy Playground, "Sherry Fraser"
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I have made a huge homebrew setting that I am still working on putting here in DDB. Please give me feedback, I want to know all of what I am doing wrong, and what I am doing right. The thread is a huge work in progress, so everything in it from content to layout is subject to change. Please check this forum:Welcome to Zionderia
Also I have a fun thread that explores an idea about dreams based off the movie Inception. I still need to add the link but stay tuned.
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
Clearly, since you clicked on that beautiful link in my signature, you want to know all about me!
I... am Platyboss, or Plat for short. P-Boss if you wanna get fancy. I love Platypuses/platypi/platypodes and ellipses, and I dislike starting arguments. I don't mind watching them, though (JK... or so you think). Of course, I like listening to lyricless music (I'm weird like that) and seasonal songs (think Christmas Carols).
Currently I have NO active roleplaying threads in which I am the mod (Sadness)... However, I star in:
Heya folks- I exist- my title is gone BC yeah (please give me a title) I am a burned out gifted NB furry who loves to RP, WC, WOF, and is a pancake- and I like to eat a different kind of pancake!
I have a protogen fursona named Circut (yes a misspelling of circuit...)
I love y'all!
um so yeah I am currently watching Boykisser memes 24/7
This world is just too boring to me sometimes, thats why I talk to one of the many dream me's through my subconscious a lot. One of them has a long time lover, house on a floating rock, and (a technically) governmental job. Heres some good quotes from there.
"So i've been wondering why we don't combine magic and technology more than for just protos like me, and thats how our generator exploded."
-Lurrth, The inventor
"In light of these two gay men, only one of whom is a proto and a long standing family friend, I am hereby announcing proto slavery illegal within the borders of the kingdom of Nervorn."
A bolt of lightning strikes, leaving ashes to form a human.
You watched the lightning, I’m guessing that means you want to learn about me.
I’m an autistic nerd who likes walking, sleeping, roleplaying, and D&D. If it’s not obvious by my name and profile picture, I like dragons. If you ever need to talk, feel free to PM me. Just don’t ask what I’m thinking, I will respond with the question, do you enjoy being mentally sane?
I’m in a corner trying to think of homebrew to do.
Active Thread(s):
I moderate Vinstreb School for The Gifted.
Dead Thread(s):
I used to moderate both Mechanicus and (Literally) Elemental Chaos.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Letters form in front of you as the mage works his magic...
Haha, made you click!
Hello all! I'm Wes (he/him please), a goofy nerd who enjoys talking about either non-Euclidean geometry or a recent ultimate frisbee game I saw (my mood kind of varies a bit). Right now, I'm probably hunched over my computer with my hood up, trying to look tough (lol, although I am no computer hacker). I'm neither ancient nor new to D&D (been playing since early...when was it...about 2016-17), although I am relatively new to D&D Beyond (about 2 years now...I think...depends on when you're reading this). I'm good at a lot of stupid stuff (I should be a professional time-waster; who else do you know who spends their free time calculating probabilities with a game they invented?). I'm a little bit anxious/depressed/strange/paranoiac/(whatever words you have for it probably describes me). I'll genuinely talk to nearly anyone about anything, so PM me if you want an interesting discussion.
btw, in case you were wondering, none of this is AI generated, PM if you doubt my sincerity. As you can tell, I've been reading quite a bit of MTG lore on magic.wizards.com.
One of my favorite quotes: "Teachers are like rocks in the flow of time. They remain, when others go. They see years of students flow past them. They are as smooth and strong as stone. But each student takes a little bit of the teacher with them wherever they go, just like the water erodes the rocks." - Anonymous
I am so sorry to all of you who have read all of that junk that I wrote above. It was impulsive, as I am, and I'm terribly sorry. You can probably tell right now that I am not a creator of anything worth reading anytime soon. I'd love to chat about anything, PM me if you'd like.
Haha! I got you to click here! I'm an Evoker who loves D&D, roleplaying, and Magic. My characters might "accidentally" kill yours. Consider this an advance warning. If a vex randomly spawns in and starts attacking you, it's probably me. Also, the Minecraft devs really need to add Illusioners to bedrock.
Great, now that you have clicked the spoiler, you know all about me! See you in the PbP thread. :)
Time to make some minor changes, as the web client hates edits I have to Repost this.
Bio/History/What I'm willing to share about myself.
Hello I'm an over 50 year old D&D player who has been playing since jr HS in 1983. I was in the USMC at the end of the 80s until just after Operation Desert Storm. 100% Service Connected Disabled.
I'm also a Dual National USA & UK by birth. I've been into the Gothic Music Scene since I got out of the Marines. I'm also a Trans woman, which is how a woman could be a combat veteran from the 90s with the MOS 0331, 0321, 8911.
I'm of Jewish Ancestry (Specifically Turkish and Russian Jewish) I look very Jewish and have olive white skin, thanks to my dad being full blooded northern European, and a half giant. Which means I'm tall, way too tall for my liking.
I have 7 years college, and no specific degree, I never could make my mind up. Psych, CET, History,... I'm also dyslectic and somewhat autistic (somewhat recent medical diagnosis)
I also live in the greater Los Angeles area, and eventually I want to start up live games again, but that requires a few things. I do miss running beer and pizza games.
EDIT: Due to being Transgender and the whole rise of the McRight, I have moved to Scotland. Land of my Ancestors, Land of my Citizenship, land of Freedom and Fried Fish.
Recruitment Open For:
Currently closed -Soon as we move into our new Flat in Edinburgh I might set up a gayme at our place, it will be a very gay very silly gayme if I do.
Dungeon Master For:
Current Sunday game - Gideon the Campaign Small Cute Monsters vs the Multiverse the Campaign
Player In:
Currently none - not enough spoons right now for it. But soon maybe soon.
My Homebrew Stuff:
Ok just the good stuff, or objectively terrible stuff made when drunk.
Staff (quarterstaff), very rare (requires attunement by a wizard, or druid with a strength greater than 15 ) "This weapon can be turned into almost any exercise equipment you could need." - Manufacturers Advertisement
You have a +3 bonus to attack and damage rolls made with this magic weapon.
(Note: It's a free weight barbell, the magic allows you to add or remove the weight on the sides. Somehow this gives it the +3 to attack and damage rolls in melee., DM Rulings damage numbers reflect max combat potential adding 300lbs to the barbel won't add to damage but might be good for pinning a weakling.)
Proficiency with a quarterstaff allows you to add your proficiency bonus to the attack roll for any attack you make with it.
Notes: Bonus: Magic, Weapon Property: Heavy, wizard, or druid with a strength greater than 15 , Damage, Combat, Versatile
Silly Short story requested by the DM for the campaign I was playing in at the time, not often a DM asks for player to write a short story for a background, but I did.
This is a post campaign reedit of my lore Bard "Traveling Merchant" Tabaxi has wears. ;p I used her as an NPC in another game because the character was too cool.
Ok this one takes a while to explain. Gail was born in 1997 AD&D as a Half-Elf psionicist they died badly in that campaign as they were shunted off to the Negative energy plane. Early into 5th ed, I decided to resurrect this ancient character of mine as a Shadar-kai. (Originally as the long range Warlock Assassin sniper that was a popular theory craft 7 years ago) but when it came to an actual game I went with a Cleric of the Raven Queen. I wish I got more time to play this one, but that campaign fell apart way too soon IMO.
Recreation of my two time 3.5/Iron Heroes Chaotic Red Neck Dwarf. In 3.5 they were a Red Neck based on the Alabama hunter trapper theme, was a ranger for that. Then I remade them as a Barbarian for Iron Heroes, all this was between 2010 and 2013.
a fun character aimed at being something I normally don't do. The campaign only lasted 4 sessions, and I wish the lady who DMed this would run it again. ;_;
Teal is a slime girl with no gear but a tattoo and her profession material in a barrel which she uses as her mobile home.
No DnDB character sheet I'm willing to share. This is my long time main character, way back in the AD&D era, all the way up until now, only I tend to not play her in D&D much anymore.
She was originally named something else, I changed it do to the name turning out to be NSFW never use an object and reverse the spelling to make a D&D character name, it can backfire. So I renamed her based on a name I was considering for myself. Which ended up being my cats name as well. Mariel. This was my main in 3.0/3.5, D20, and 4.0 games, plus every Video game, and MMORPG that I played, and I played a lot of them. She's basically a War Wizard AD&D Elf Kit class (Fighter/Wizard) she ended that old campaign as a succubus. What a game.
That is my list of character I 'm willing to share.
If someone judges you, soil their pants with Prestidigitation, and then say "Eww! Did you just pee your pants?" Loudly enough that everyone nearby hears, looks over, and sees. Vengeance!
The only steps common to every emergency are the big ones you take when you run.
If you are listening to the life advice of a stranger from the internet, you should rethink your life choices.
Give anyone who annoys you Emotional Damage!
If you require a threat, pull of your slipper, aim it at someone, and say "I will send you to Jesus!"
Hiya! I’m Bananer and this is my extended signature. If you’ve clicked on this, it’s probably because you’ve gone mad and you wanted to get madder. But anyways. Hi! Hi! Hi! Welcome to my signature and I’m so happy to see you! I am Bananer, the Mage of Lightning and a Lord of the Silver Dragons, and I am also many more things. Like a High Cultist of Jeff the Evil Roomba, a High Cultist of Cynophobia, and the Second in Command of the Dragon Club. Also currently kind of the leader since the current leader, Awe, is offline? Nope, wait, he’s back online so yay. I don’t know. Nobody knows. I’m a big dog and dragon lover, and I used to fence, but I don’t any more (long story short, I’m too lazy to do that kind of stuff) but I do like sword fighting. I’ve been doing DnD for two years now, which is not that long, but if you think about it, it kinda is. I’m rambling now but anyways I’m a really big poster on the forums, you’ll probably see me here a few times a day, and I’m a thread maker too. I really like making threads so if you need any help with yours, feel free to send a PM my way. I love writing intros and lore, and I love RPing, it’s my favorite thing in the whole world for me to do. Anyways, on to some facts about me so I don’t bore you to death. Oh also I’m thinking of some cool thread ideas right now but I’m bad at ideas so if you have any, feel free to show me.
Things I like: DnD, Reading, Writing (Currently have a story that’s 100 pages long that I might get published someday :D except that I’m a minor), Dragons, Magic, Sword Fighting, bad grammar, the color purple… etc.
Things I don’t like: Rude people, Good Grammar, Needles, things that trigger me (I won’t go into details but I have quite a few triggers) Snakes, Rare and Scary Diseases, among many other things
My best friends on the forums are: ✨Salem and Gonzalo✨
Flaws: Stupid, mainly.
Strengths: I think I’m creative? Maybe? Probably not.
My favorite threads on the forums are: Camp Half Blood, Tenebris Sine Fine, and the now dead DAO.
My Characters Are (In no particular order): Evan, Murphy, Kota, Xander, Briar, Quincy, Aspen, Raymond, Rak, Kal, Max, Marcus, Menda, Chase, Will, Kian, Devin, Damas, Oak, Grey, and many many many more.
The threads I have created or helped to create on the forums are: TGOS, Vinstreb, Ascent to Godhood, and some more I can’t remember…
New thread coming soon: Fall of the Gods
Okay, byeeeeeeeeeeee might add some links and stuff here later.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
My name is PJtheARCHER, or rather just PJ. I've been looking for a new username for quite some time but I haven't come up with anything. I previously had a Spider Noir pfp and even more recently a Radiohead pfp
I really enjoy discussing topics and debates, unfortunately that can end up coming off as me just being super negative and hateful. I do hate a lot of things, but I also love a lot of things. To prove my point here's a ton of stuff I absolutely love.
All Time Favorite Films: Mary Poppins, Monty Python & The Holy Grail, The Lord Of The Rings, The Princess Bride, Star Wars Episodes I - VI, The Sound Of Music. Theres a lot of other films I really love, but those are the ones I probably enjoy the most. Favorite Musicians: The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Nirvana, Elliot Smith, David Bowie, The Velvet Underground, Neutral Milk Hotel, Radiohead, Sufjan Stevens. To be on that list I have to have listened to at least one or two albums of theirs. Hobbies: Tabletop Gaming (probably my favorite), watching movies, listening to music, physical media collections (I have almost all the movies I like on DVD and I'm building a CD collection. One day maybe I'll buy a few Cassetttes as well), Target Archery, I want to get into carpentry, and I'm also a really shitty guitar player Favorite Videogames: I'm not a huge gamer, but I like old video games like Oregon Trail and Super Mario Bros, and stuff like that
theres also a lot of other very specific and minor stuff I like, but I can't make this go on forever
Unlike most people in the off topic forums I'm not in any taverns or play by posts, the main thread I'm active in is Last Comment Wins (LCW). Other threads I may pop in from time to time but I don't keep notifications on for them.
The first time I played D&D I was probably like 8 or 9, for a while I didn't play any real campaigns, but for two years now I've been with a really great group. Now I mostly play Elder Scrolls and hope to continue expanding into new tabletop games
(still working on this, I'm just posting what I have so far to edit later cause I gtg)
Just some guy, nothing special.
How do you do? I'm GoofyRat, or BDB in other places.
I like many things, and love to conversate. Please talk to me whenever you'd like.
(Note: I tend to cuss quite a bit. Pleas let me know if you would like me to stop in a thread. I'm also kiiiiinda autistic so I don't make sense sometimes, lmao. Please ask me to elaborate if you need me to.)
Gonna put some random emoticons here lmao
:p :D :) :( D: BD B) B( :o :O :0 B0 Bo BO OwO UwU ^w^ 0_o o-o o_o 0_0 O_O ^_^ .-. ._. >_< <_> <_< >_> >w< <w> <w< >w>
Alright good bye now-
The one who wants to hug quite literally everyone, for no reason whatsoever. Get him to an Asylum.
Just some guy who likes memes and DND!
Some may know me as a particularly goofy vermin if you play a Sonic game where you commit blasts of robo...2...
(online Monday-Friday from 8:00 to 3:00) (Most of the time.)
First ACTUAL RP character as a SHEET!!! He's a foxfolk.
Hewwo! ^w^ You wanna see a surprise? :3
i am that guy trying to find loopholes. like the true polymorph thing where you become a clay golem and kill the taresque in 5 min
.PRINT `Hey! I'm Salem, I go by Mason, Ozzy,or Salem. I like your basic grunge, metal, and other similar bands. (weezle for life!) I'm a smidge autistic, pansexual, He/They, and slightly therian. Apparently, I'm one of the Bros on Lord's Rest Inn, and I'm Jester's Doppleganger. I'm a furry, obviously. I live to RP! (And play music). You can find my mixed music taste here. I'm living in the Sooner state, like AgateElk! Also, I like python.
My discord is: _salems_lot_ Come talk with me!`
"Oh, I saw stars falling all around her head
Red gold and blue. Sherry Fraser, where are you?" - Marcy Playground, Marcy Playground, "Sherry Fraser"
My image hosting server
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Reattempt to configure <REALITY>?
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
Signature Downloading...
Give me time it will be here eventually...
I have made a huge homebrew setting that I am still working on putting here in DDB. Please give me feedback, I want to know all of what I am doing wrong, and what I am doing right. The thread is a huge work in progress, so everything in it from content to layout is subject to change. Please check this forum: Welcome to Zionderia
Also I have a fun thread that explores an idea about dreams based off the movie Inception. I still need to add the link but stay tuned.
aroace, agender, autistic, furry, maybe a therian, not quite sure.
Arctic fox 'sona
I live in [Location Redacted]
besides DnD, I enjoy hiking, reading, writing, playing the clarinet, and other stuff that I can't remember right now
also: clarinet is the best in my totally unbiased opinion
if i typed this, and you're seeing this with your eyes, it's like i'm touching your eyes
funny
Here's a cool composer: https://www.youtube.com/@creativevalence9129
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce
Really cool, obscure composer: https://www.youtube.com/@creativevalence9129
extd sig?
Clearly, since you clicked on that beautiful link in my signature, you want to know all about me!
I... am Platyboss, or Plat for short. P-Boss if you wanna get fancy. I love Platypuses/platypi/platypodes and ellipses, and I dislike starting arguments. I don't mind watching them, though (JK... or so you think). Of course, I like listening to lyricless music (I'm weird like that) and seasonal songs (think Christmas Carols).
Currently I have NO active roleplaying threads in which I am the mod (Sadness)... However, I star in:
Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult
The Universal Smorgasbord
RustTides
DREAD
And thus, my extended signature comes to a close...
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
Hello!
Here is some random information about me!
15 y/o autistic WW2/gun nerd who is new to D&D
made you click lmao (look at this reply's number)
i am a professional yapper
i love the color red
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Black is boring? Nonsense. Black is classic, bold, and stands out on white paper. It’s serious. It’s dramatic.
Transmit the message to the receiver
Hope for an answer someday
I got three passports, a couple of visas
You don't even know my real name
it is less boring imo
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Heya folks- I exist- my title is gone BC yeah (please give me a title) I am a burned out gifted NB furry who loves to RP, WC, WOF, and is a pancake- and I like to eat a different kind of pancake!
I have a protogen fursona named Circut (yes a misspelling of circuit...)
I love y'all!
um so yeah I am currently watching Boykisser memes 24/7
I don't have much else to say
uh so yeah
why are you still reading this?
there is nothing else
dude stop
pls
pls stop
stop reading this!
why!?
WHY!?
WHYYY!?
WTH!?!?!?!?
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Currently DMing:
Currently Participating In:
a dungeon-delving campaign
My Cults:
Once Participated In Campaigns:
My (Public) Characters:
My Public Homebrew Collection:
Check these out: My Imgur Page, My Deviant Art
This world is just too boring to me sometimes, thats why I talk to one of the many dream me's through my subconscious a lot. One of them has a long time lover, house on a floating rock, and (a technically) governmental job. Heres some good quotes from there.
Current works:
Rotmines Add-on for 5e
Monster compendium for my on-site homebrew
Still looking for a campaign, Saturday
GOOBER OUT!
Just a goober doing my own work when I want to. I like the idea of not just high fantasy dnd.
You can reach me over discord as well, Handle is royalsupsi as well
I am open to work on joint homebrew projects, just DM me.
All my projects so far are in the extended signiture
Extended Sig
A bolt of lightning strikes, leaving ashes to form a human.
You watched the lightning, I’m guessing that means you want to learn about me.
I’m an autistic nerd who likes walking, sleeping, roleplaying, and D&D. If it’s not obvious by my name and profile picture, I like dragons. If you ever need to talk, feel free to PM me. Just don’t ask what I’m thinking, I will respond with the question, do you enjoy being mentally sane?
I’m in a corner trying to think of homebrew to do.
Active Thread(s):
I moderate Vinstreb School for The Gifted.
Dead Thread(s):
I used to moderate both Mechanicus and (Literally) Elemental Chaos.
Campaigns I DMed:
Campaigns I wanted to DM:
I didn’t be just a player in any campaigns :(
The rain starts to fall. The ashes slip away.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Letters form in front of you as the mage works his magic...
Haha, made you click!
Hello all! I'm Wes (he/him please), a goofy nerd who enjoys talking about either non-Euclidean geometry or a recent ultimate frisbee game I saw (my mood kind of varies a bit). Right now, I'm probably hunched over my computer with my hood up, trying to look tough (lol, although I am no computer hacker). I'm neither ancient nor new to D&D (been playing since early...when was it...about 2016-17), although I am relatively new to D&D Beyond (about 2 years now...I think...depends on when you're reading this). I'm good at a lot of stupid stuff (I should be a professional time-waster; who else do you know who spends their free time calculating probabilities with a game they invented?). I'm a little bit anxious/depressed/strange/paranoiac/(whatever words you have for it probably describes me). I'll genuinely talk to nearly anyone about anything, so PM me if you want an interesting discussion.
DMing:
Liquid Swords (a wuxia campaign set in the first Chinese dynasty): https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/play-by-post/219987-liquid-swords-a-historical-wuxia-campaign
Westeros (yes, it's the Game of Thrones name but set in a different fantasy world; this one is an example of bad DMing): https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/play-by-post/208243-westeros-a-homebrew-d-d-campaign
Playing:
Marcus Aquillus Arcade (1st Rogue - the name's a link) in Pax Romana (set in the Roman Empire).
Find me on:
The High Roller Society (no, I haven't joined the list yet)
The DMs Only forum
Forum Games (hopefully I'll try some Adohand's soon tho)
Peace out, all!
The mage turns away, popping out of existence with a bright flash. The letters vanish...and you are back to your adventure.
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Westeros - A Homebrew D&D Campaign, Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign
Player: Marcus Aquillus Arcade (Quil) - 1st Rogue - Pax Romana
An ode to Ulamog:
It doesn't have a face
Look! It has given chase
It is the Rearranger
Oh No! Now it's a danger
It's hunger is relentless
Just like it's tentacles are endless
Can you also feel it?
I think we'll need to seal it
It destroyed all my tribe
Here, you can be the scribe
An ode to Innistrad:
Zombies and Vampires are both races
They are both black, and probably not white
Sorin, Nahiri, they're all alone
Soon the Eldrazi will here ascend
Nahiri came here to make a case
Sorin just wanted eternal night
Sorin threw her into the big stone
Nahiri, the Helvault has no end
An ode to Jace:
My parlor is running out of space
I'm a telepath who's named Jace
Don't worry at all, your doom is nigh
Okay, I don't even need to try
Hey! He just threatened to k*ll me!
You can't fight, and you can't even flee
I can as easily alter your past
It is okay, I'll save you for last
btw, in case you were wondering, none of this is AI generated, PM if you doubt my sincerity. As you can tell, I've been reading quite a bit of MTG lore on magic.wizards.com.
One of my favorite quotes: "Teachers are like rocks in the flow of time. They remain, when others go. They see years of students flow past them. They are as smooth and strong as stone. But each student takes a little bit of the teacher with them wherever they go, just like the water erodes the rocks." - Anonymous
I am so sorry to all of you who have read all of that junk that I wrote above. It was impulsive, as I am, and I'm terribly sorry. You can probably tell right now that I am not a creator of anything worth reading anytime soon. I'd love to chat about anything, PM me if you'd like.
Don't click the spoiler...
Great, now that you have clicked the spoiler, you know all about me! See you in the PbP thread. :)
Extended sig here
Time to make some minor changes, as the web client hates edits I have to Repost this.
Bio/History/What I'm willing to share about myself.
Hello I'm an over 50 year old D&D player who has been playing since jr HS in 1983. I was in the USMC at the end of the 80s until just after Operation Desert Storm. 100% Service Connected Disabled.
I'm also a Dual National USA & UK by birth. I've been into the Gothic Music Scene since I got out of the Marines. I'm also a Trans woman, which is how a woman could be a combat veteran from the 90s with the MOS 0331, 0321, 8911.
I'm of Jewish Ancestry (Specifically Turkish and Russian Jewish) I look very Jewish and have olive white skin, thanks to my dad being full blooded northern European, and a half giant. Which means I'm tall, way too tall for my liking.
I have 7 years college, and no specific degree, I never could make my mind up. Psych, CET, History,... I'm also dyslectic and somewhat autistic (somewhat recent medical diagnosis)
I also live in the greater Los Angeles area, and eventually I want to start up live games again, but that requires a few things. I do miss running beer and pizza games.
EDIT: Due to being Transgender and the whole rise of the McRight, I have moved to Scotland. Land of my Ancestors, Land of my Citizenship, land of Freedom and Fried Fish.
Recruitment Open For:
Currently closed -Soon as we move into our new Flat in Edinburgh I might set up a gayme at our place, it will be a very gay very silly gayme if I do.
Dungeon Master For:
Current Sunday game -
Gideon the CampaignSmall Cute Monsters vs the Multiverse the CampaignPlayer In:
Currently none - not enough spoons right now for it. But soon maybe soon.
My Homebrew Stuff:
Ok just the good stuff, or objectively terrible stuff made when drunk.
The beautiful sword
https://www.dndbeyond.com/magic-items/3124219-beautiful-sword
Weapon (any sword), common
This is a beautiful sword. It is made with silver and gold inlay. This sword is always beautiful.
Proficiency with a longsword allows you to add your proficiency bonus to the attack roll for any attack you make with it.
Notes: Bonus: Charisma Score, Buff, Utility, Versatile
Bigflex Body Builders Quarter Staff of Working out +3
https://www.dndbeyond.com/magic-items/3272675-bigflex-body-builders-quarter-staff-of-working-out
Staff (quarterstaff), very rare (requires attunement by a wizard, or druid with a strength greater than 15 )
"This weapon can be turned into almost any exercise equipment you could need." - Manufacturers Advertisement
You have a +3 bonus to attack and damage rolls made with this magic weapon.
(Note: It's a free weight barbell, the magic allows you to add or remove the weight on the sides. Somehow this gives it the +3 to attack and damage rolls in melee., DM Rulings damage numbers reflect max combat potential adding 300lbs to the barbel won't add to damage but might be good for pinning a weakling.)
Proficiency with a quarterstaff allows you to add your proficiency bonus to the attack roll for any attack you make with it.
Notes: Bonus: Magic, Weapon Property: Heavy, wizard, or druid with a strength greater than 15 , Damage, Combat, Versatile
thiey're
drunk attempt to fix the og thiey're
https://www.dndbeyond.com/monsters/19804-thieyre
Drunk D&D game, we all chipped in to this idea based on a meme.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/monsters/20514-thieyre
Tiny Fey, Any Chaotic Alignment
wildlings
Made for a game I was running a few years ago, needed something to challenge the players with in a specific setting.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/monsters/1615112-wildlings-wild-halflings
And lastly a limited selection of my characters:
Bhuem Ka'Bhuem (She who likes loud sounds)
my avatar currently on DnDB Rock Gnome
https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/40921452
Silly Short story requested by the DM for the campaign I was playing in at the time, not often a DM asks for player to write a short story for a background, but I did.
https://www.scribblehub.com/series/210884/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-gnome-the-bhuem-kabhuem-edition/
Qa'azami Sahbiri
This is a post campaign reedit of my lore Bard "Traveling Merchant" Tabaxi has wears. ;p I used her as an NPC in another game because the character was too cool.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/49759116
Gail Alfhiem
Ok this one takes a while to explain. Gail was born in 1997 AD&D as a Half-Elf psionicist they died badly in that campaign as they were shunted off to the Negative energy plane. Early into 5th ed, I decided to resurrect this ancient character of mine as a Shadar-kai. (Originally as the long range Warlock Assassin sniper that was a popular theory craft 7 years ago) but when it came to an actual game I went with a Cleric of the Raven Queen. I wish I got more time to play this one, but that campaign fell apart way too soon IMO.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/52156977
Loka
Recreation of my two time 3.5/Iron Heroes Chaotic Red Neck Dwarf. In 3.5 they were a Red Neck based on the Alabama hunter trapper theme, was a ranger for that. Then I remade them as a Barbarian for Iron Heroes, all this was between 2010 and 2013.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/89417171
Tealbounce
a fun character aimed at being something I normally don't do. The campaign only lasted 4 sessions, and I wish the lady who DMed this would run it again. ;_;
Teal is a slime girl with no gear but a tattoo and her profession material in a barrel which she uses as her mobile home.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/85599841
Shaye Valefar
Devil Girl based on my Sith Warrior in SWTOR, who was based on character from a book series which is too adult to list.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/55635360
Amy
Another campaign I played in
https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/55337446
Yoraza Temerity
OneDnD test character from my group letting other people DM.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/82767335
Mariel/Mary/Mary Jigoku
No DnDB character sheet I'm willing to share. This is my long time main character, way back in the AD&D era, all the way up until now, only I tend to not play her in D&D much anymore.
So the links are
FFXIV : https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/29818998
WOW : https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/us/feathermoon/mary
She was originally named something else, I changed it do to the name turning out to be NSFW never use an object and reverse the spelling to make a D&D character name, it can backfire. So I renamed her based on a name I was considering for myself. Which ended up being my cats name as well. Mariel. This was my main in 3.0/3.5, D20, and 4.0 games, plus every Video game, and MMORPG that I played, and I played a lot of them. She's basically a War Wizard AD&D Elf Kit class (Fighter/Wizard) she ended that old campaign as a succubus. What a game.
That is my list of character I 'm willing to share.
And last but not least: Rock & Stone
I am a weirdo who didn't have room for all his nonsense on the regular signature, so I came here.
Personal Info:
Eh. Here's the Monty Python sketch I like: How Not to be Seen
Homebrew Content:
Grave King (Background)
Trilobite Beetle (Monster/Alt. Familiar)
Roomba (Monster/Alt. Familiar; intended for the Cult of Jeff)
The Circle of Jeff (Subclass; intended for the Cult of Jeff)
Necrotic Companion (Feat)
A Warning.
This one funky thing I found.
Life advice:
If someone judges you, soil their pants with Prestidigitation, and then say "Eww! Did you just pee your pants?" Loudly enough that everyone nearby hears, looks over, and sees. Vengeance!
The only steps common to every emergency are the big ones you take when you run.
If you are listening to the life advice of a stranger from the internet, you should rethink your life choices.
Give anyone who annoys you Emotional Damage!
If you require a threat, pull of your slipper, aim it at someone, and say "I will send you to Jesus!"
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
Hiya! I’m Bananer and this is my extended signature. If you’ve clicked on this, it’s probably because you’ve gone mad and you wanted to get madder. But anyways. Hi! Hi! Hi! Welcome to my signature and I’m so happy to see you! I am Bananer, the Mage of Lightning and a Lord of the Silver Dragons, and I am also many more things. Like a High Cultist of Jeff the Evil Roomba, a High Cultist of Cynophobia, and the Second in Command of the Dragon Club. Also currently kind of the leader since the current leader, Awe, is offline? Nope, wait, he’s back online so yay. I don’t know. Nobody knows. I’m a big dog and dragon lover, and I used to fence, but I don’t any more (long story short, I’m too lazy to do that kind of stuff) but I do like sword fighting. I’ve been doing DnD for two years now, which is not that long, but if you think about it, it kinda is. I’m rambling now but anyways I’m a really big poster on the forums, you’ll probably see me here a few times a day, and I’m a thread maker too. I really like making threads so if you need any help with yours, feel free to send a PM my way. I love writing intros and lore, and I love RPing, it’s my favorite thing in the whole world for me to do. Anyways, on to some facts about me so I don’t bore you to death. Oh also I’m thinking of some cool thread ideas right now but I’m bad at ideas so if you have any, feel free to show me.
Things I like: DnD, Reading, Writing (Currently have a story that’s 100 pages long that I might get published someday :D except that I’m a minor), Dragons, Magic, Sword Fighting, bad grammar, the color purple… etc.
Things I don’t like: Rude people, Good Grammar, Needles, things that trigger me (I won’t go into details but I have quite a few triggers) Snakes, Rare and Scary Diseases, among many other things
My best friends on the forums are: ✨Salem and Gonzalo✨
Flaws: Stupid, mainly.
Strengths: I think I’m creative? Maybe? Probably not.
My favorite threads on the forums are: Camp Half Blood, Tenebris Sine Fine, and the now dead DAO.
My Characters Are (In no particular order): Evan, Murphy, Kota, Xander, Briar, Quincy, Aspen, Raymond, Rak, Kal, Max, Marcus, Menda, Chase, Will, Kian, Devin, Damas, Oak, Grey, and many many many more.
The threads I have created or helped to create on the forums are: TGOS, Vinstreb, Ascent to Godhood, and some more I can’t remember…
New thread coming soon: Fall of the Gods
Okay, byeeeeeeeeeeee might add some links and stuff here later.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
My name is PJtheARCHER, or rather just PJ. I've been looking for a new username for quite some time but I haven't come up with anything. I previously had a Spider Noir pfp and even more recently a Radiohead pfp
I really enjoy discussing topics and debates, unfortunately that can end up coming off as me just being super negative and hateful. I do hate a lot of things, but I also love a lot of things. To prove my point here's a ton of stuff I absolutely love.
All Time Favorite Films: Mary Poppins, Monty Python & The Holy Grail, The Lord Of The Rings, The Princess Bride, Star Wars Episodes I - VI, The Sound Of Music. Theres a lot of other films I really love, but those are the ones I probably enjoy the most.
Favorite Musicians: The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Nirvana, Elliot Smith, David Bowie, The Velvet Underground, Neutral Milk Hotel, Radiohead, Sufjan Stevens. To be on that list I have to have listened to at least one or two albums of theirs.
Hobbies: Tabletop Gaming (probably my favorite), watching movies, listening to music, physical media collections (I have almost all the movies I like on DVD and I'm building a CD collection. One day maybe I'll buy a few Cassetttes as well), Target Archery, I want to get into carpentry, and I'm also a really shitty guitar player
Favorite Videogames: I'm not a huge gamer, but I like old video games like Oregon Trail and Super Mario Bros, and stuff like that
theres also a lot of other very specific and minor stuff I like, but I can't make this go on forever
Unlike most people in the off topic forums I'm not in any taverns or play by posts, the main thread I'm active in is Last Comment Wins (LCW). Other threads I may pop in from time to time but I don't keep notifications on for them.
The first time I played D&D I was probably like 8 or 9, for a while I didn't play any real campaigns, but for two years now I've been with a really great group. Now I mostly play Elder Scrolls and hope to continue expanding into new tabletop games
(still working on this, I'm just posting what I have so far to edit later cause I gtg)
Threads: Quotes
Transmit the message to the receiver
Hope for an answer someday
I got three passports, a couple of visas
You don't even know my real name
*Still need to make a sig, will edit this later.*