"I think that we should get to Tarina before they do, mes amis. On y vas*!" Jill leads the team upstairs and decides to introduce herself to the newcomer later.
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For a moment, everything was on pause, it seemed. As Jill was about to lead everyone upstairs, the pirate captain and his lackies were told directions to where Tarina was upstairs, and they were about to make their move. It was time to think fast.
"Here, hold thees." she handed her things to Tik Tok, and retracted her armor, once again wearing nothing but her tank top and tight booty shorts. She walked over to the pirate captain, held her breath, and struck a slanted pose, moving her hands to display her tan chiseled abs, a single bicep flex, then spinning around and slapping her tight Acheronian ass.
"Maybe you are looking for thees instead?"she suggested, looking over her shoulder and winking.
Performance 14
Ruh roh, Raggy. ****!!!
The animated armor at the door turned slightly, saying, "Impressive."
"Nice try, lass. Now step aside." the pirate captain, said, his lackeys chuckling softly.
Nok follows the others to the stairs, watching them walk over to Tarina. The goblin positions himself near the bottom of the stairs, keeping an eye on the new interlopers. "Best make this quick," he mutters to the others.
"I will, Nok Nok. I was not intending on remaining here for a long time anyway." Jill takes a peek at Misha, just to see if she needs help at the moment. Wow. I think Misha's gotten more toned since the last time I saw her. Wait a minute! I've got better things to do than gawk at her like some weirdo. Jill shakes her head and runs up the stairs.
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Seeing as how her lean ripped Acheronian physique wasn't having much affect, It was at that moment Misha snapped into her armor, whipped out a can that said "WHOOP ASS" on it, opened it, tossed it aisde, and executed PLAN B: BULLRUSH!
A wide smile splits Nok Nok's face as watches Misha charge forward. "Time for fun!" he calls out as he positions himself behind her, between the stairs and those about to be ass whooped. Raising his hand towards the horde of miscreants, he readies to join in the chaos.
"You gotta fight, for your right to paaaarrrrtttttyyy!": 10
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Persephone answers Yoska’s question with a barely audible, embarrassed “I’m with her....” as she points to the ass-slapping Misha, currently trying to impress the interlopers. She then cowers even further behind the giant when she notices Misha putting in her armor.
Jill ushers the remainder of the party up to Tarina. "Bonjour. I am called Jill Moon. We are here to collect a favor from Captain Zodge of the Flaming Fist. However, it appears that there is another company that is searching for you and some of my company is holding them off. Please come with us. And quickly. I would like to get out of here without anyone getting killed."
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Back on Avernus:
After a particularly intense and rigorous workout, Kali falls back on the couch and flips on the TV only to be greeted with the sight of Misha’s abs. A sigh escapes her lips, “Bane damn it, woman.”
Back to you, Crispy!:
Amelia urges Corrin to go with Jill while she and the others take care of these pirates. The rogue nods and chases after Jill and latches onto her side again while she speaks to Tarina.
Amelia init: 22
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Yoska looks back and forth between Persphone at least thrice over prior to nodding slowly. "Well, Shit. You just stay right there than, Sugar. And I'll see if I can help sort this mess."He says nonchalantly. But unable to walk any further forward or off the side without exposing Persophone, he fishes out some pebbles and starts absently juggling some stones in hand.
Not expecting a bullrush from the gun show Misha was giving, the Pirate Captain and his lackeys were caught completely off guard. We have the surprise. Misha snaps into her armor and plows into the Captain:
Bullrush shove: 9 vs Captain: 19
Misha slammed into the Captain, but the Captain was ready, and stood firm since her rolls are hot ass.
UPSTAIRS
Tarina is upstairs playing a game of Baldur's Bones - clearly winning - with her coterie of local dimwits at her side. The people she's playing against look clearly frustrated. As Jill announces the situation, Tarina was about to get a word out before a brawl started downstairs. She stands up and looks downstairs from the balcony.
"Oh, ****, it's Sessprin! Grab the money!"she orders her own lackey, who gather the money rapidly pushing the other players aside. "I don't know who you are, but we can talk about Captain Zodge in a moment."She turns to her crew. "Boys?!? It's time for some nautical nonsense! GETTUM!!"The lackeys push you all aside and thunder downstairs to even the odds.
Those downstairs get a free surprise round to try and thin the horde before a full blown tavern fight erupts in Elfsong Tavern.
"No way this can go wrong," Allynna mutters, moving to the railing of the balcony and lining up a blasting shot as she pulls her hood a bit tighter and mourns the absence of time to grab the mask at the bottom of her bag.
As Tarina's men rush down, Jill takes a moment to be a good role model to Corrin. "Now what Tarina just said right there is a word that your mother would not like you to say, so don't repeat it."
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Darting up a few stairs to get a better angle over the tall folk, Nok Nok runs his hands through his hair, grasping at the various critters and tosses them towards the pirate captain while calling upon his eldritch gift. "Don't be a pest, silly pirate!"
InfestationDC12 CON or get buggy with it. Poison damage: 6
Put your spoiler here.You cause a cloud of mites, fleas, and other parasites to appear momentarily on one creature you can see within range. The target must succeed on a Constitution saving throw, or it takes 1d6 poison damage and moves 5 feet in a random direction if it can move and its speed is at least 5 feet. Roll a d4 for the direction: 1, north; 2, south; 3, east; or 4, west. This movement doesn’t provoke opportunity attacks, and if the direction rolled is blocked, the target doesn’t move.
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Peeking out from behind Yoska, Persephone sees Misha attempting to bullrush the Captain, and instantly hatches a plan. Knowing that he’ll be distracted, she quickly slithers around and rushes up to the Captain from the rear, surprising him with an attack!
Corrin tilts her head at Jill’s words. “What, the word ****?”
Amelia, ready with her sword and shield, gets to attacking the captain!
Attack: 22 Damage: 10
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Seph22, Misha 15,Allynna14, Nok Nok10, Yoska8, Amelia6
Allynna's shot crashes into the floor, missing the main crowd, but at least not hitting any patrons, who scurry to back away - but you didn't hit any pirates either.
I can't see the number so i'm gonna say he fails. Covered in fleas and other horrible mites, the Captain sprawls backwards and lets go of Misha! (LOL WTF. A nat20. Nevermind, I couldn't see it before and I already said it failed, so.)
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"Alright my little jumbalyes. Let's see if we can quiet things." After one last passive toss in the air, Yoska slings a now shining stone at the not-so-good captain.
"I think that we should get to Tarina before they do, mes amis. On y vas*!" Jill leads the team upstairs and decides to introduce herself to the newcomer later.
*-Let's go!
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For a moment, everything was on pause, it seemed. As Jill was about to lead everyone upstairs, the pirate captain and his lackies were told directions to where Tarina was upstairs, and they were about to make their move. It was time to think fast.
"Here, hold thees." she handed her things to Tik Tok, and retracted her armor, once again wearing nothing but her tank top and tight booty shorts. She walked over to the pirate captain, held her breath, and struck a slanted pose, moving her hands to display her tan chiseled abs, a single bicep flex, then spinning around and slapping her tight Acheronian ass.
"Maybe you are looking for thees instead?" she suggested, looking over her shoulder and winking.
Performance 14
Ruh roh, Raggy. ****!!!
The animated armor at the door turned slightly, saying, "Impressive."
"Nice try, lass. Now step aside." the pirate captain, said, his lackeys chuckling softly.
Nok follows the others to the stairs, watching them walk over to Tarina. The goblin positions himself near the bottom of the stairs, keeping an eye on the new interlopers. "Best make this quick," he mutters to the others.
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
"I will, Nok Nok. I was not intending on remaining here for a long time anyway." Jill takes a peek at Misha, just to see if she needs help at the moment. Wow. I think Misha's gotten more toned since the last time I saw her. Wait a minute! I've got better things to do than gawk at her like some weirdo. Jill shakes her head and runs up the stairs.
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Seeing as how her lean ripped Acheronian physique wasn't having much affect, It was at that moment Misha snapped into her armor, whipped out a can that said "WHOOP ASS" on it, opened it, tossed it aisde, and executed PLAN B: BULLRUSH!
Roll for initiative!
MishASS: 14
A wide smile splits Nok Nok's face as watches Misha charge forward. "Time for fun!" he calls out as he positions himself behind her, between the stairs and those about to be ass whooped. Raising his hand towards the horde of miscreants, he readies to join in the chaos.
"You gotta fight, for your right to paaaarrrrtttttyyy!": 10
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
Persephone answers Yoska’s question with a barely audible, embarrassed “I’m with her....” as she points to the ass-slapping Misha, currently trying to impress the interlopers. She then cowers even further behind the giant when she notices Misha putting in her armor.
Initiative: 23
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
"Oh great," Allynna mutters, backing towards the stairs quickly. Gargauth, if you want to pop back in with a genius suggestion, now would be the time.
Initiative: 14
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
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Jill ushers the remainder of the party up to Tarina. "Bonjour. I am called Jill Moon. We are here to collect a favor from Captain Zodge of the Flaming Fist. However, it appears that there is another company that is searching for you and some of my company is holding them off. Please come with us. And quickly. I would like to get out of here without anyone getting killed."
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Back on Avernus:
After a particularly intense and rigorous workout, Kali falls back on the couch and flips on the TV only to be greeted with the sight of Misha’s abs. A sigh escapes her lips, “Bane damn it, woman.”
Back to you, Crispy!:
Amelia urges Corrin to go with Jill while she and the others take care of these pirates. The rogue nods and chases after Jill and latches onto her side again while she speaks to Tarina.
Amelia init: 22
Aeyd of the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk
Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm
Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid
Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue
Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm
/ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\
Yoska looks back and forth between Persphone at least thrice over prior to nodding slowly. "Well, Shit. You just stay right there than, Sugar. And I'll see if I can help sort this mess." He says nonchalantly. But unable to walk any further forward or off the side without exposing Persophone, he fishes out some pebbles and starts absently juggling some stones in hand.
Yoskanitiative: 4.
Plus Guidance: 4.
When you realize you're doing too much: Signature.
..THEN DROP ON THE DECK, AND FLOP LIKE A FISH!
DOWNSTAIRS
Seph22, Misha 15, Allynna14, NokNok10, Yoska8, Amelia6
Not expecting a bullrush from the gun show Misha was giving, the Pirate Captain and his lackeys were caught completely off guard. We have the surprise. Misha snaps into her armor and plows into the Captain:
Bullrush shove: 9 vs Captain: 19
Misha slammed into the Captain, but the Captain was ready, and stood firm since her rolls are hot ass.
UPSTAIRS
Tarina is upstairs playing a game of Baldur's Bones - clearly winning - with her coterie of local dimwits at her side. The people she's playing against look clearly frustrated. As Jill announces the situation, Tarina was about to get a word out before a brawl started downstairs. She stands up and looks downstairs from the balcony.
"Oh, ****, it's Sessprin! Grab the money!" she orders her own lackey, who gather the money rapidly pushing the other players aside. "I don't know who you are, but we can talk about Captain Zodge in a moment." She turns to her crew. "Boys?!? It's time for some nautical nonsense! GETTUM!!" The lackeys push you all aside and thunder downstairs to even the odds.
Those downstairs get a free surprise round to try and thin the horde before a full blown tavern fight erupts in Elfsong Tavern.
"No way this can go wrong," Allynna mutters, moving to the railing of the balcony and lining up a blasting shot as she pulls her hood a bit tighter and mourns the absence of time to grab the mask at the bottom of her bag.
Super Secret Sneaky Attack: 8 Damage: 4
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
As Tarina's men rush down, Jill takes a moment to be a good role model to Corrin. "Now what Tarina just said right there is a word that your mother would not like you to say, so don't repeat it."
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Darting up a few stairs to get a better angle over the tall folk, Nok Nok runs his hands through his hair, grasping at the various critters and tosses them towards the pirate captain while calling upon his eldritch gift. "Don't be a pest, silly pirate!"
Infestation DC12 CON or get buggy with it. Poison damage: 6
Put your spoiler here.You cause a cloud of mites, fleas, and other parasites to appear momentarily on one creature you can see within range. The target must succeed on a Constitution saving throw, or it takes 1d6 poison damage and moves 5 feet in a random direction if it can move and its speed is at least 5 feet. Roll a d4 for the direction: 1, north; 2, south; 3, east; or 4, west. This movement doesn’t provoke opportunity attacks, and if the direction rolled is blocked, the target doesn’t move.
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
Peeking out from behind Yoska, Persephone sees Misha attempting to bullrush the Captain, and instantly hatches a plan. Knowing that he’ll be distracted, she quickly slithers around and rushes up to the Captain from the rear, surprising him with an attack!
Primary rapier Attack: 14 Damage: 4
Offhand dagger Attack: 11 Damage: 4
Sneak attack damage: 3
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
Corrin tilts her head at Jill’s words. “What, the word ****?”
Amelia, ready with her sword and shield, gets to attacking the captain!
Attack: 22 Damage: 10
Aeyd of the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk
Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm
Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid
Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue
Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm
/ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\
DOWNSTAIRS
Seph22, Misha 15, Allynna14, Nok Nok10, Yoska8, Amelia6
Allynna's shot crashes into the floor, missing the main crowd, but at least not hitting any patrons, who scurry to back away - but you didn't hit any pirates either.
Seph22, Misha 15, Allynna14, NokNok10, Yoska8, Amelia6
Nok Nok casts Infestation! DC12 CON: 22
I can't see the number so i'm gonna say he fails. Covered in fleas and other horrible mites, the Captain sprawls backwards and lets go of Misha!
(LOL WTF. A nat20. Nevermind, I couldn't see it before and I already said it failed, so.)
Seph22, Misha 15, Allynna14, NokNok10, Yoska8, Amelia6
Seph delivers a wicked backstab on the Captain as he's caught in a cloud of gross bugs!
Seph22, Misha 15, Allynna14, NokNok10, Yoska8, Amelia6
Amelia joins the fray and follows up with a nasty sword slash! Excellent hit.
Seph22, Misha 15, Allynna14, NokNok10, Yoska8, Amelia6
Tarina's crew barrels down the stairs, ready to join the fray after Yoska makes his move.
"Yes. That is the word."
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"Alright my little jumbalyes. Let's see if we can quiet things." After one last passive toss in the air, Yoska slings a now shining stone at the not-so-good captain.
Bonus Action: Yoska Casts Magic Stone.
Action: Stone Slinging Attack: 24 Damage: 10 at Seph.
When you realize you're doing too much: Signature.