Business as usual, Greg does his usual business before going into town, more polite than the street and accessible facilities are rare. After that movement he wants to do some business moving some shinies - he tries to sell the locket and split some proceeds.And you all, cough up if you ain't keeping it - rings, crystal, candlesticks, statue - and get useful gear. and lets spend or exchange these coppers
Hoofmonger goes to buy a shield if he gets enough to add to his share of coppers (750) and replenish supplies too.
Then turning attention to LimbAid Mort! Bort! good to see you! What's the latest on that qwest you had about the plaguey place? And do you have any rear left equine legs in my size?
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Galanodel Deacon Tosh - Less-than-Half-Elf Bard - & -Flitterbug - Pixie Sorceress : Meanwhile in the Westwoods Amadow 'Tug' Rioux - Human Psionic Palooka : Revenge Heist - - - Gofer Bayut - Bugbear Paladin Messenger : Shrouded Sky
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The Battle Garbed yet Shantly Shaded warrior begins to approach the limb-aid stand but hesitates for a moment, what with there being a copper in there... "Hmm..." he says to himself, "Cops selling limbs. Seems a bit... Sour?" He glances over at ol' Stumps then gets a whiff of his porky mitts and decides, "Meh, how bad could it be?" And so he approaches the two brothers and says with great flare and pomp, "I will gladly pay you Tuesday for some less hammy limbs today!" (Performance as a great actor 8)
It was absolutely the worst performance he'd ever given and the two boys began rolling on the floor laughing and pointing and calling him various things that would best not be mentioned here. Suffice it to say that were he not the great and unobservant Knight that he is here might have become quite upset. But instead all the young fellows rolled and taunted, he merely looked around the limb stand for and suitable limbs (Perception 9)
Greetings townsfolk Any chance you might have a leg of lamb?
I haven't been here before. Is there anywhere around here that I might buy or borrow a set of dwarf-sized armour? Or an umbrella? Or even a parasol?
Fiver is very happy if any answer is affirmative, and even happier if anything is in his price range of 0 - 4 gp.
Cheerful thanks: May all your women be hairy!
Fiver won't wander off on his own though, being well aware of the advice his grandmother gave him: never split a party in an urban environment, especially if you have to do social checks.
If there is an armourer Fiver would be interested to know if any dwarf armour is in stock, and is happy to window shop, or add another side quest to the list of to-dos, but probably not to-days.
Hold on Elderberry, ain't you got shineys to sell and loot to split? And Macklin too. Or ain't we splitting proceeds? I'm guessing this locket is on the pricier end of our shineys, so I'm ahead if we ain't sharing out; I didn't want to bogart but if that's our way, fine.
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Galanodel Deacon Tosh - Less-than-Half-Elf Bard - & -Flitterbug - Pixie Sorceress : Meanwhile in the Westwoods Amadow 'Tug' Rioux - Human Psionic Palooka : Revenge Heist - - - Gofer Bayut - Bugbear Paladin Messenger : Shrouded Sky
Oh, no, I never meant the good stuff, waiving his bracelet of bird skulls, just the monetary crap. Jewelry. Gems. Statues of birds cleverly incomplete to show the delicate honeycomb interior. Objets d'arte But I am fine with not splitting - maybe you like the rings - so long as everyone is satisfied with their share. But the stick of almost useful glowing is totally you.
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Galanodel Deacon Tosh - Less-than-Half-Elf Bard - & -Flitterbug - Pixie Sorceress : Meanwhile in the Westwoods Amadow 'Tug' Rioux - Human Psionic Palooka : Revenge Heist - - - Gofer Bayut - Bugbear Paladin Messenger : Shrouded Sky
(whose lunchtime? As I ate my lunch at 11:40ish. I'm also not sure this one is ignoring the module. It seems to be quite an accurate representation so far. Now the storm King's thunder, that one is ignoring the module. In fact there seems to be a good correlation between accuracy to the module and Burt's survivability)
Fiver! Bort and Mort - not to mention Burt and Ira, who've lived here for years but seem strangely ill informed - can point you towards the armourers and / or towards any number of merchants. Up to you if you want to play out haggling and whatever attendant nonsense I throw in, or just turn your cash into gear from the PHB.
Greg! I finally found the values of all the loot, and just realised that I never assigned values to the loot. What a waste of a weekend. But - which items do you have to sell and I'll pretend I know what they're worth?
TBK : There are a selection of different limbs piled behind the stand in labelled collections, 6 in all, though some of them are incomplete. The collections are labelled :
Narcissus : all 4 limbs
Barbosa : a matching pair of left and right legs
Singer : A matching pair of left and right arms
Popov : Both arms and a left leg
Mears : A complete set
Duncan : Both arms and a right leg.
If you approach the stacks, Mort will stop you with his nightstick and growl "Look with your eyes, buddy!"
Greg has the locket from the false-bottom box in the tomb of TBK's arm, and a book you did assign value as "**** you nunberry". I guess we're not splitting proceeds so mine all mine.
As mort and bort seem not to cater to the quadruped set, maybe Greg will check out the better-than-second-best wheelworks after exchanging some proceeds for gear PHB style (no haggling). Probably out of his price range but he'd like a better set of wheels someday, and a second rear leg. What with the Tokyo Drift option he's never going back to front hooves again unless it turns out to matter somehow
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Galanodel Deacon Tosh - Less-than-Half-Elf Bard - & -Flitterbug - Pixie Sorceress : Meanwhile in the Westwoods Amadow 'Tug' Rioux - Human Psionic Palooka : Revenge Heist - - - Gofer Bayut - Bugbear Paladin Messenger : Shrouded Sky
Greg, don't be downhearted! The rules for armor cover the rules for replacement limbs. You're all Medium so if you put on a Medium leg it will fit. That's the rules in the DM guide, it has in no way anything to do with me having no more ideas for another limb table. Ira is the one I'm discriminating against. Those filthy smalls make me sick!
The book, as you suspected, is worthless. However that locket will fetch you a pretty penny. None of the shops take pennies. News of Brexit travels far. Will you accept 100GP instead? And yes, everyone else, that was the most valuable thing you've found so far, I hope you're all proud of yourselves for in-fighting.
If you're going to the Wainwright, don't forget you owe him money - are you trying to get into a Tom Nook-ian situation where you get slightly better wheels in exchange for more crushing debt?
I owe Waelver 20 gold (post), but if he's the second-best wagonwright in town, Stumps wants to check out the first-best one, and find out what he can do. Then he'll comparison shop - kick the tires, as it were - and see if the boss' old boss can do any better, settle up and see if there is a customer loyalty program (or gramme) that'd get him a discount on upgrades. Probably we need to complete more qwests before Greg is ready to buy.
On exiting the pawnbrokers or whatever Greg grins a mile wide, and decides to let newby have his share of the coppers He tried a rescue, not his fault he was worthless compared to the power of rock. So that's 1000 cp each to Burt, Fiver and the Nightshade Knight. Mark it down, I'm taking it off the loot list
Greg makes his mundane purchases, then gets to wondering - If he attached humanoid arms to his front equine stumps, could he have 4 useful arms? He asks the cosplay lads about their limb rates: Do these arms and legs cost an arm and a leg? And any word on your mystery at Lance Rock?
(I spent the gp I owed Waelver, bought a shield, and replenished rations and torches. Also corrected what must have been an error - 5000 feet of rope (~1 mile!) and 10 tinderboxes were probably not reasonable)
(and I spent some golds getting coffee and pastry and such. so mark Greg as happy)
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Shockingly, umbrellas are not priced out in the PHB. The umbrella is supposed to be functional (keeping the sky from falling), not an objet d'arte, so I am guessing I could find something for 5gp / 500 cp. Being a dwarf Fiver will shed heavy coppers rather than part with precious gold.
Fiver blows another 100 cp on living costs. I don't think he has consumed any of his consumables, so no need to restock, beyond filling his waterskin.
I don't know how much limbs cost, but if anyone needs Fiver's remaining 400 cp to close a deal, that's fine with me (in the meantime it's added to my on-bod stash. As regards armour, Fiver is broke. Fiver will be happy enough to make a mental list of what's on offer and stare wistfully at anything available and suitable.
On the off-chance attendant nonsense may ensue Fiver will not try any skill checks to invite (persuade) the armourers to part with any long dis-used but colourfully backstoried armour that was on the verge of being thrown out because it was just getting in the way.
Dammit. who am I kidding: Hey there! While browsing your wonderful selection of stock I tripped over this dwarf-sized armour of indeterminate-type-superior-to-hide lying haphazardly on the floor, in the corner over there, underneath all those cobwebs. If I took the time to clean away the dust and grime, would there be any chance I could take it off your hands? I cannot pay anything near its worth now, but I'm sure there may be some service me and my friends could offer you that would be seen as a noble and perfectly normal quid pro quo. Persuasion : 13
On exiting the pawnbrokers or whatever Greg grins a mile wide, and decides to let newby have his share of the coppers He tried a rescue, not his fault he was worthless compared to the power of rock. So that's 1000 cp each to Burt, Fiver and the Nightshade Knight. Mark it down, I'm taking it off the loot list
(Iradon gave you that locket. If everyone else gets a share except him you aren't getting any more loot from him.)
Iradon sells the pair of 2 silvery rings with braids that he totally forget he had, but buys nothing.
On exiting the pawnbrokers or whatever Greg grins a mile wide, and decides to let newby have his share of the coppers He tried a rescue, not his fault he was worthless compared to the power of rock. So that's 1000 cp each to Burt, Fiver and the Nightshade Knight. Mark it down, I'm taking it off the loot list
(Iradon gave you that locket. If everyone else gets a share except him you aren't getting any more loot from him.)
Iradon sells the pair of 2 silvery rings with braids that he totally forget he had, but buys nothing.
Oops, forgot, Greg answers,I was thinking who was in the caved in cave. And newby has nothing. Plus, it was you who said no to getting a share of locket proceeds - you'd have had more than a few crappy coppers. Wanna switch to selling all the jewels and splitting the total, as I proposed?
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Galanodel Deacon Tosh - Less-than-Half-Elf Bard - & -Flitterbug - Pixie Sorceress : Meanwhile in the Westwoods Amadow 'Tug' Rioux - Human Psionic Palooka : Revenge Heist - - - Gofer Bayut - Bugbear Paladin Messenger : Shrouded Sky
"I never said no. In fact that is highly insensitive as you know I can't talk. Also, apart from this glowing stick, I have sold all of my loot, for an as of yet undetermined amount"
Another Limb Aid? We don't even have a friggin Starbucks yet! Double-U. Tee. Eff.
Back and ready to DM and chew bubblegum. And I'm alllll outta bubblegum.
Business as usual, Greg does his usual business before going into town, more polite than the street and accessible facilities are rare. After that movement he wants to do some business moving some shinies - he tries to sell the locket and split some proceeds. And you all, cough up if you ain't keeping it - rings, crystal, candlesticks, statue - and get useful gear. and lets spend or exchange these coppers
Hoofmonger goes to buy a shield if he gets enough to add to his share of coppers (750) and replenish supplies too.
Then turning attention to LimbAid Mort! Bort! good to see you! What's the latest on that qwest you had about the plaguey place? And do you have any rear left equine legs in my size?
Galanodel Deacon Tosh - Less-than-Half-Elf Bard - & - Flitterbug - Pixie Sorceress : Meanwhile in the Westwoods
Amadow 'Tug' Rioux - Human Psionic Palooka : Revenge Heist - - - Gofer Bayut - Bugbear Paladin Messenger : Shrouded Sky
The Battle Garbed yet Shantly Shaded warrior begins to approach the limb-aid stand but hesitates for a moment, what with there being a copper in there... "Hmm..." he says to himself, "Cops selling limbs. Seems a bit... Sour?" He glances over at ol' Stumps then gets a whiff of his porky mitts and decides, "Meh, how bad could it be?" And so he approaches the two brothers and says with great flare and pomp, "I will gladly pay you Tuesday for some less hammy limbs today!" (Performance as a great actor 8)
It was absolutely the worst performance he'd ever given and the two boys began rolling on the floor laughing and pointing and calling him various things that would best not be mentioned here. Suffice it to say that were he not the great and unobservant Knight that he is here might have become quite upset. But instead all the young fellows rolled and taunted, he merely looked around the limb stand for and suitable limbs (Perception 9)
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Greetings townsfolk Any chance you might have a leg of lamb?
I haven't been here before. Is there anywhere around here that I might buy or borrow a set of dwarf-sized armour? Or an umbrella? Or even a parasol?
Fiver is very happy if any answer is affirmative, and even happier if anything is in his price range of 0 - 4 gp.
Cheerful thanks: May all your women be hairy!
Fiver won't wander off on his own though, being well aware of the advice his grandmother gave him: never split a party in an urban environment, especially if you have to do social checks.
If there is an armourer Fiver would be interested to know if any dwarf armour is in stock, and is happy to window shop, or add another side quest to the list of to-dos, but probably not to-days.
Iradon will just wait. He has no need for shopping, he prefers hoarding
After joining more my signature got out of hand so I am now a proud member of the extended signature club!! :)
Hold on Elderberry, ain't you got shineys to sell and loot to split? And Macklin too. Or ain't we splitting proceeds? I'm guessing this locket is on the pricier end of our shineys, so I'm ahead if we ain't sharing out; I didn't want to bogart but if that's our way, fine.
Galanodel Deacon Tosh - Less-than-Half-Elf Bard - & - Flitterbug - Pixie Sorceress : Meanwhile in the Westwoods
Amadow 'Tug' Rioux - Human Psionic Palooka : Revenge Heist - - - Gofer Bayut - Bugbear Paladin Messenger : Shrouded Sky
Iradon holds his glow (not currently) stick close to his chest at mention of selling and sharing
After joining more my signature got out of hand so I am now a proud member of the extended signature club!! :)
Oh, no, I never meant the good stuff, waiving his bracelet of bird skulls, just the monetary crap. Jewelry. Gems.
Statues of birds cleverly incomplete to show the delicate honeycomb interior. Objets d'arte But I am fine with not splitting - maybe you like the rings - so long as everyone is satisfied with their share. But the stick of almost useful glowing is totally you.Galanodel Deacon Tosh - Less-than-Half-Elf Bard - & - Flitterbug - Pixie Sorceress : Meanwhile in the Westwoods
Amadow 'Tug' Rioux - Human Psionic Palooka : Revenge Heist - - - Gofer Bayut - Bugbear Paladin Messenger : Shrouded Sky
(Sorry for the delay, sifting through the data I was able to recover, will hopefully be back in the ignoring the module business at lunchtime)
Strix, Shifter Shadow Monk in Lost Mines of Phandelver ¦ Sihegiall Human Soulknife Rogue in In Search of Molly McGuffin
(whose lunchtime? As I ate my lunch at 11:40ish. I'm also not sure this one is ignoring the module. It seems to be quite an accurate representation so far. Now the storm King's thunder, that one is ignoring the module. In fact there seems to be a good correlation between accuracy to the module and Burt's survivability)
After joining more my signature got out of hand so I am now a proud member of the extended signature club!! :)
Burt channels all his bardic power into this song: 12
Back and ready to DM and chew bubblegum. And I'm alllll outta bubblegum.
Fiver! Bort and Mort - not to mention Burt and Ira, who've lived here for years but seem strangely ill informed - can point you towards the armourers and / or towards any number of merchants. Up to you if you want to play out haggling and whatever attendant nonsense I throw in, or just turn your cash into gear from the PHB.
Greg! I finally found the values of all the loot, and just realised that I never assigned values to the loot. What a waste of a weekend. But - which items do you have to sell and I'll pretend I know what they're worth?
TBK : There are a selection of different limbs piled behind the stand in labelled collections, 6 in all, though some of them are incomplete. The collections are labelled :
Narcissus : all 4 limbs
Barbosa : a matching pair of left and right legs
Singer : A matching pair of left and right arms
Popov : Both arms and a left leg
Mears : A complete set
Duncan : Both arms and a right leg.
If you approach the stacks, Mort will stop you with his nightstick and growl "Look with your eyes, buddy!"
Strix, Shifter Shadow Monk in Lost Mines of Phandelver ¦ Sihegiall Human Soulknife Rogue in In Search of Molly McGuffin
Greg has the locket from the false-bottom box in the tomb of TBK's arm, and a book you did assign value as "**** you nunberry". I guess we're not splitting proceeds so mine all mine.
As mort and bort seem not to cater to the quadruped set, maybe Greg will check out the better-than-second-best wheelworks after exchanging some proceeds for gear PHB style (no haggling). Probably out of his price range but he'd like a better set of wheels someday, and a second rear leg. What with the Tokyo Drift option he's never going back to front hooves again unless it turns out to matter somehow
Galanodel Deacon Tosh - Less-than-Half-Elf Bard - & - Flitterbug - Pixie Sorceress : Meanwhile in the Westwoods
Amadow 'Tug' Rioux - Human Psionic Palooka : Revenge Heist - - - Gofer Bayut - Bugbear Paladin Messenger : Shrouded Sky
Greg, don't be downhearted! The rules for armor cover the rules for replacement limbs. You're all Medium so if you put on a Medium leg it will fit. That's the rules in the DM guide, it has in no way anything to do with me having no more ideas for another limb table. Ira is the one I'm discriminating against. Those filthy smalls make me sick!
The book, as you suspected, is worthless. However that locket will fetch you a pretty penny. None of the shops take pennies. News of Brexit travels far. Will you accept 100GP instead? And yes, everyone else, that was the most valuable thing you've found so far, I hope you're all proud of yourselves for in-fighting.
If you're going to the Wainwright, don't forget you owe him money - are you trying to get into a Tom Nook-ian situation where you get slightly better wheels in exchange for more crushing debt?
Strix, Shifter Shadow Monk in Lost Mines of Phandelver ¦ Sihegiall Human Soulknife Rogue in In Search of Molly McGuffin
Crushing debt is the
AmericanRed Larchian way. Let's do this!Back and ready to DM and chew bubblegum. And I'm alllll outta bubblegum.
I owe Waelver 20 gold (post), but if he's the second-best wagonwright in town, Stumps wants to check out the first-best one, and find out what he can do. Then he'll comparison shop - kick the tires, as it were - and see if the boss' old boss can do any better, settle up and see if there is a customer loyalty program (or gramme) that'd get him a discount on upgrades. Probably we need to complete more qwests before Greg is ready to buy.
On exiting the pawnbrokers or whatever Greg grins a mile wide, and decides to let newby have his share of the coppers He tried a rescue, not his fault he was worthless compared to the power of rock. So that's 1000 cp each to Burt, Fiver and the Nightshade Knight. Mark it down, I'm taking it off the loot list
Greg makes his mundane purchases, then gets to wondering - If he attached humanoid arms to his front equine stumps, could he have 4 useful arms? He asks the cosplay lads about their limb rates: Do these arms and legs cost an arm and a leg? And any word on your mystery at Lance Rock?
(I spent the gp I owed Waelver, bought a shield, and replenished rations and torches. Also corrected what must have been an error - 5000 feet of rope (~1 mile!) and 10 tinderboxes were probably not reasonable)
(and I spent some golds getting coffee and pastry and such. so mark Greg as happy)
Galanodel Deacon Tosh - Less-than-Half-Elf Bard - & - Flitterbug - Pixie Sorceress : Meanwhile in the Westwoods
Amadow 'Tug' Rioux - Human Psionic Palooka : Revenge Heist - - - Gofer Bayut - Bugbear Paladin Messenger : Shrouded Sky
Shockingly, umbrellas are not priced out in the PHB. The umbrella is supposed to be functional (keeping the sky from falling), not an objet d'arte, so I am guessing I could find something for 5gp / 500 cp. Being a dwarf Fiver will shed heavy coppers rather than part with precious gold.
Fiver blows another 100 cp on living costs. I don't think he has consumed any of his consumables, so no need to restock, beyond filling his waterskin.
I don't know how much limbs cost, but if anyone needs Fiver's remaining 400 cp to close a deal, that's fine with me (in the meantime it's added to my on-bod stash. As regards armour, Fiver is broke. Fiver will be happy enough to make a mental list of what's on offer and stare wistfully at anything available and suitable.
On the off-chance attendant nonsense may ensue Fiver will not try any skill checks to invite (persuade) the armourers to part with any long dis-used but colourfully backstoried armour that was on the verge of being thrown out because it was just getting in the way.
Dammit. who am I kidding: Hey there! While browsing your wonderful selection of stock I tripped over this dwarf-sized armour of indeterminate-type-superior-to-hide lying haphazardly on the floor, in the corner over there, underneath all those cobwebs. If I took the time to clean away the dust and grime, would there be any chance I could take it off your hands? I cannot pay anything near its worth now, but I'm sure there may be some service me and my friends could offer you that would be seen as a noble and perfectly normal quid pro quo. Persuasion : 13
(Iradon gave you that locket. If everyone else gets a share except him you aren't getting any more loot from him.)
Iradon sells the pair of 2 silvery rings with braids that he totally forget he had, but buys nothing.
After joining more my signature got out of hand so I am now a proud member of the extended signature club!! :)
Oops, forgot, Greg answers, I was thinking who was in the caved in cave. And newby has nothing. Plus, it was you who said no to getting a share of locket proceeds - you'd have had more than a few crappy coppers. Wanna switch to selling all the jewels and splitting the total, as I proposed?
Galanodel Deacon Tosh - Less-than-Half-Elf Bard - & - Flitterbug - Pixie Sorceress : Meanwhile in the Westwoods
Amadow 'Tug' Rioux - Human Psionic Palooka : Revenge Heist - - - Gofer Bayut - Bugbear Paladin Messenger : Shrouded Sky
"I never said no. In fact that is highly insensitive as you know I can't talk. Also, apart from this glowing stick, I have sold all of my loot, for an as of yet undetermined amount"
After joining more my signature got out of hand so I am now a proud member of the extended signature club!! :)