The other children pipe up, "We may be young, but we're not stupid. We can rescue ourselves." Then they move aside to show a boy bent over a temporal manipulator built out of (soggy) chips.
*For some reason, I thought that said "a room full of chickens." Which wouldn't have made sense except for David.*
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The other children pipe up, "We may be young, but we're not stupid. We can rescue ourselves." Then they move aside to show a boy bent over a temporal manipulator built out of (soggy) chips.
*For some reason, I thought that said "a room full of chickens." Which wouldn't have made sense except for David.*
*Mmmmm. Instead it's just a room full of children making Monty Python references and building temporal manipulators out of soggy chips.*
The other children pipe up, "We may be young, but we're not stupid. We can rescue ourselves." Then they move aside to show a boy bent over a temporal manipulator built out of (soggy) chips.
Calius sighs. "You are young, perhaps. But I don't measure age. I measure maturity. You are, undoubtedly, brilliant. But you're also naive, though I mean you no insult. The enemies we face would kill us without a second thought. Your machine is ingenious, but if our enemies caught us using it, they would spare no mercy. I can bring you to a safe place."
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The other children pipe up, "We may be young, but we're not stupid. We can rescue ourselves." Then they move aside to show a boy bent over a temporal manipulator built out of (soggy) chips.
Calius sighs. "You are young, perhaps. But I don't measure age. I measure maturity. You are, undoubtedly, brilliant. But you're also naive, though I mean you no insult. The enemies we face would kill us without a second thought. Your machine is ingenious, but if our enemies caught us using it, they would spare no mercy. I can bring you to a safe place."
The boy looks up, "Operation Chip is go! Get into position!" The children rush up into a queue before the manipulator. David grins, "Well, the guards are unconscious and you and your friends seem to be keeping the others busy. I don't think they're worried about us."
A portal of chips opens before them and the children start to file thorough, "Goodbye Mr Calius!Thanks for all the help!" Then the tower explodes into a burst of chips. Everyone (and I mean everyone - including people in stone bottles (which are broken by the rain of chips, by the way)) takes 61 force damage or half as much on a successful DC 18 Dex save. It destroys the building and everyone is banished back to the last place they were on their home plane.
The other children pipe up, "We may be young, but we're not stupid. We can rescue ourselves." Then they move aside to show a boy bent over a temporal manipulator built out of (soggy) chips.
Calius sighs. "You are young, perhaps. But I don't measure age. I measure maturity. You are, undoubtedly, brilliant. But you're also naive, though I mean you no insult. The enemies we face would kill us without a second thought. Your machine is ingenious, but if our enemies caught us using it, they would spare no mercy. I can bring you to a safe place."
The boy looks up, "Operation Chip is go! Get into position!" The children rush up into a queue before the manipulator. David grins, "Well, the guards are unconscious and you and your friends seem to be keeping the others busy. I don't think they're worried about us."
A portal of chips opens before them and the children start to file thorough, "Goodbye Mr Calius!Thanks for all the help!" Then the tower explodes into a burst of chips. Everyone (and I mean everyone - including people in stone bottles (which are broken by the rain of chips, by the way)) takes 66 force damage or half as much on a successful DC 18 Dex save.
"Idiots," Calius says. Then he goes after Rill. Not to kill him. To destroy him.
*Dex save: 24. LR on a fail.*
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
The other children pipe up, "We may be young, but we're not stupid. We can rescue ourselves." Then they move aside to show a boy bent over a temporal manipulator built out of (soggy) chips.
Calius sighs. "You are young, perhaps. But I don't measure age. I measure maturity. You are, undoubtedly, brilliant. But you're also naive, though I mean you no insult. The enemies we face would kill us without a second thought. Your machine is ingenious, but if our enemies caught us using it, they would spare no mercy. I can bring you to a safe place."
The boy looks up, "Operation Chip is go! Get into position!" The children rush up into a queue before the manipulator. David grins, "Well, the guards are unconscious and you and your friends seem to be keeping the others busy. I don't think they're worried about us."
A portal of chips opens before them and the children start to file thorough, "Goodbye Mr Calius!Thanks for all the help!" Then the tower explodes into a burst of chips. Everyone (and I mean everyone - including people in stone bottles (which are broken by the rain of chips, by the way)) takes 66 force damage or half as much on a successful DC 18 Dex save. It destroys the building and everyone is banished back to the last place they were on their home plane.
The other children pipe up, "We may be young, but we're not stupid. We can rescue ourselves." Then they move aside to show a boy bent over a temporal manipulator built out of (soggy) chips.
Calius sighs. "You are young, perhaps. But I don't measure age. I measure maturity. You are, undoubtedly, brilliant. But you're also naive, though I mean you no insult. The enemies we face would kill us without a second thought. Your machine is ingenious, but if our enemies caught us using it, they would spare no mercy. I can bring you to a safe place."
The boy looks up, "Operation Chip is go! Get into position!" The children rush up into a queue before the manipulator. David grins, "Well, the guards are unconscious and you and your friends seem to be keeping the others busy. I don't think they're worried about us."
A portal of chips opens before them and the children start to file thorough, "Goodbye Mr Calius!Thanks for all the help!" Then the tower explodes into a burst of chips. Everyone (and I mean everyone - including people in stone bottles (which are broken by the rain of chips, by the way)) takes 66 force damage or half as much on a successful DC 18 Dex save. It destroys the building and everyone is banished back to the last place they were on their home plane.
The other children pipe up, "We may be young, but we're not stupid. We can rescue ourselves." Then they move aside to show a boy bent over a temporal manipulator built out of (soggy) chips.
Calius sighs. "You are young, perhaps. But I don't measure age. I measure maturity. You are, undoubtedly, brilliant. But you're also naive, though I mean you no insult. The enemies we face would kill us without a second thought. Your machine is ingenious, but if our enemies caught us using it, they would spare no mercy. I can bring you to a safe place."
The boy looks up, "Operation Chip is go! Get into position!" The children rush up into a queue before the manipulator. David grins, "Well, the guards are unconscious and you and your friends seem to be keeping the others busy. I don't think they're worried about us."
A portal of chips opens before them and the children start to file thorough, "Goodbye Mr Calius!Thanks for all the help!" Then the tower explodes into a burst of chips. Everyone (and I mean everyone - including people in stone bottles (which are broken by the rain of chips, by the way)) takes 66 force damage or half as much on a successful DC 18 Dex save.
"Idiots," Calius says. Then he goes after Rill. Not to kill him. To destroy him.
*Dex save: 24. LR on a fail.*
Rill is dancing in a forest world. How about we do this in a PM on Monday? Everyone appears on their home plane regardless.
The other children pipe up, "We may be young, but we're not stupid. We can rescue ourselves." Then they move aside to show a boy bent over a temporal manipulator built out of (soggy) chips.
Calius sighs. "You are young, perhaps. But I don't measure age. I measure maturity. You are, undoubtedly, brilliant. But you're also naive, though I mean you no insult. The enemies we face would kill us without a second thought. Your machine is ingenious, but if our enemies caught us using it, they would spare no mercy. I can bring you to a safe place."
The boy looks up, "Operation Chip is go! Get into position!" The children rush up into a queue before the manipulator. David grins, "Well, the guards are unconscious and you and your friends seem to be keeping the others busy. I don't think they're worried about us."
A portal of chips opens before them and the children start to file thorough, "Goodbye Mr Calius!Thanks for all the help!" Then the tower explodes into a burst of chips. Everyone (and I mean everyone - including people in stone bottles (which are broken by the rain of chips, by the way)) takes 66 force damage or half as much on a successful DC 18 Dex save.
"Idiots," Calius says. Then he goes after Rill. Not to kill him. To destroy him.
*Dex save: 24. LR on a fail.*
Rill is dancing in a forest world. How about we do this in a PM on Monday? Everyone appears on their home plane regardless.
*Home plane? That'd be... hard.*
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
The other children pipe up, "We may be young, but we're not stupid. We can rescue ourselves." Then they move aside to show a boy bent over a temporal manipulator built out of (soggy) chips.
Calius sighs. "You are young, perhaps. But I don't measure age. I measure maturity. You are, undoubtedly, brilliant. But you're also naive, though I mean you no insult. The enemies we face would kill us without a second thought. Your machine is ingenious, but if our enemies caught us using it, they would spare no mercy. I can bring you to a safe place."
The boy looks up, "Operation Chip is go! Get into position!" The children rush up into a queue before the manipulator. David grins, "Well, the guards are unconscious and you and your friends seem to be keeping the others busy. I don't think they're worried about us."
A portal of chips opens before them and the children start to file thorough, "Goodbye Mr Calius!Thanks for all the help!" Then the tower explodes into a burst of chips. Everyone (and I mean everyone - including people in stone bottles (which are broken by the rain of chips, by the way)) takes 66 force damage or half as much on a successful DC 18 Dex save.
"Idiots," Calius says. Then he goes after Rill. Not to kill him. To destroy him.
*Dex save: 24. LR on a fail.*
Rill is dancing in a forest world. How about we do this in a PM on Monday? Everyone appears on their home plane regardless.
*Home plane? That'd be... hard.*
*Especially for Eris. I'd rather not have her go there.*
The other children pipe up, "We may be young, but we're not stupid. We can rescue ourselves." Then they move aside to show a boy bent over a temporal manipulator built out of (soggy) chips.
Calius sighs. "You are young, perhaps. But I don't measure age. I measure maturity. You are, undoubtedly, brilliant. But you're also naive, though I mean you no insult. The enemies we face would kill us without a second thought. Your machine is ingenious, but if our enemies caught us using it, they would spare no mercy. I can bring you to a safe place."
The boy looks up, "Operation Chip is go! Get into position!" The children rush up into a queue before the manipulator. David grins, "Well, the guards are unconscious and you and your friends seem to be keeping the others busy. I don't think they're worried about us."
A portal of chips opens before them and the children start to file thorough, "Goodbye Mr Calius!Thanks for all the help!" Then the tower explodes into a burst of chips. Everyone (and I mean everyone - including people in stone bottles (which are broken by the rain of chips, by the way)) takes 66 force damage or half as much on a successful DC 18 Dex save.
"Idiots," Calius says. Then he goes after Rill. Not to kill him. To destroy him.
*Dex save: 24. LR on a fail.*
Rill is dancing in a forest world. How about we do this in a PM on Monday? Everyone appears on their home plane regardless.
*Home plane? That'd be... hard.*
*In that case he is banished to a random spot in the multiverse.*
The other children pipe up, "We may be young, but we're not stupid. We can rescue ourselves." Then they move aside to show a boy bent over a temporal manipulator built out of (soggy) chips.
Calius sighs. "You are young, perhaps. But I don't measure age. I measure maturity. You are, undoubtedly, brilliant. But you're also naive, though I mean you no insult. The enemies we face would kill us without a second thought. Your machine is ingenious, but if our enemies caught us using it, they would spare no mercy. I can bring you to a safe place."
The boy looks up, "Operation Chip is go! Get into position!" The children rush up into a queue before the manipulator. David grins, "Well, the guards are unconscious and you and your friends seem to be keeping the others busy. I don't think they're worried about us."
A portal of chips opens before them and the children start to file thorough, "Goodbye Mr Calius!Thanks for all the help!" Then the tower explodes into a burst of chips. Everyone (and I mean everyone - including people in stone bottles (which are broken by the rain of chips, by the way)) takes 66 force damage or half as much on a successful DC 18 Dex save.
"Idiots," Calius says. Then he goes after Rill. Not to kill him. To destroy him.
*Dex save: 24. LR on a fail.*
Rill is dancing in a forest world. How about we do this in a PM on Monday? Everyone appears on their home plane regardless.
*Home plane? That'd be... hard.*
*Especially for Eris. I'd rather not have her go there.*
The other children pipe up, "We may be young, but we're not stupid. We can rescue ourselves." Then they move aside to show a boy bent over a temporal manipulator built out of (soggy) chips.
Calius sighs. "You are young, perhaps. But I don't measure age. I measure maturity. You are, undoubtedly, brilliant. But you're also naive, though I mean you no insult. The enemies we face would kill us without a second thought. Your machine is ingenious, but if our enemies caught us using it, they would spare no mercy. I can bring you to a safe place."
The boy looks up, "Operation Chip is go! Get into position!" The children rush up into a queue before the manipulator. David grins, "Well, the guards are unconscious and you and your friends seem to be keeping the others busy. I don't think they're worried about us."
A portal of chips opens before them and the children start to file thorough, "Goodbye Mr Calius!Thanks for all the help!" Then the tower explodes into a burst of chips. Everyone (and I mean everyone - including people in stone bottles (which are broken by the rain of chips, by the way)) takes 66 force damage or half as much on a successful DC 18 Dex save.
"Idiots," Calius says. Then he goes after Rill. Not to kill him. To destroy him.
*Dex save: 24. LR on a fail.*
Rill is dancing in a forest world. How about we do this in a PM on Monday? Everyone appears on their home plane regardless.
(Welp Jack is back in prison and won’t be escaping for a bit)
*For some reason, I thought that said "a room full of chickens." Which wouldn't have made sense except for David.*
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
*Mmmmm. Instead it's just a room full of children making Monty Python references and building temporal manipulators out of soggy chips.*
Chilling kinda vibe.
Calius sighs. "You are young, perhaps. But I don't measure age. I measure maturity. You are, undoubtedly, brilliant. But you're also naive, though I mean you no insult. The enemies we face would kill us without a second thought. Your machine is ingenious, but if our enemies caught us using it, they would spare no mercy. I can bring you to a safe place."
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
The boy looks up, "Operation Chip is go! Get into position!" The children rush up into a queue before the manipulator. David grins, "Well, the guards are unconscious and you and your friends seem to be keeping the others busy. I don't think they're worried about us."
A portal of chips opens before them and the children start to file thorough, "Goodbye Mr Calius!Thanks for all the help!" Then the tower explodes into a burst of chips. Everyone (and I mean everyone - including people in stone bottles (which are broken by the rain of chips, by the way)) takes 61 force damage or half as much on a successful DC 18 Dex save. It destroys the building and everyone is banished back to the last place they were on their home plane.
Chilling kinda vibe.
*Got to go!*
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Idiots," Calius says. Then he goes after Rill. Not to kill him. To destroy him.
*Dex save: 24. LR on a fail.*
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
(Jack has no way to escape from the bottle)
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here
Eris: 9. Harold: 9.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Jack 23
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here
Rill is dancing in a forest world. How about we do this in a PM on Monday? Everyone appears on their home plane regardless.
Chilling kinda vibe.
*Are the chips magical?*
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
*Yes. The magic of artifice. Never underestimate children with strange fixations.*
Chilling kinda vibe.
*Home plane? That'd be... hard.*
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
*Harold's antimagic cone protects it.*
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
*Especially for Eris. I'd rather not have her go there.*
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
*In that case he is banished to a random spot in the multiverse.*
Chilling kinda vibe.
*Sure. Harold gets covered in chips but manages to stay where he is and takes no damage.*
Chilling kinda vibe.
*The tavern, then.*
Chilling kinda vibe.
(Welp Jack is back in prison and won’t be escaping for a bit)
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here
*Actually, Harold gets cut in half by a chip(Like a worm) and regrows the top half.*
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)