A hag ate all the children on a secluded island, and all the people left. She turned to the young of animals only to realize that she would decimate her food source if she didn't practice proper conservation cultivation and stays away from dealing with people.
A hag who is a conservationist, a protector of wildlife out of necessity. (...and got attacked by a half-orc who gave her only 10 seconds to try explaining the mountains of ancient young animal bones around her hut—loudly counting while she was trying to speak. Quite an annoying episode, that one was.)
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
A Warlock of the Microwave. A surfer Elf Druid who knows a lot about fish, but not about anything else. Iron man, except he's a Kobold. Lizardfolk Rune Knight that turns into a Kaiju. Centaur that duel wields lances while riding a horse. Reverse Smokey the Bear. The list goes on...
Reverse smokey the bear? Is that like a bear person who sets forests on fire, or a person bear who keeps fire from catching on forests?
A Wildfire Druid that burns forests down so the ashes can help new trees grow in.
Optional: Wild Shaping into a bear to REALLY pull off the look. Either that or reskin Orc or Goliath as a bear person.
A Warlock of the Microwave. A surfer Elf Druid who knows a lot about fish, but not about anything else. Iron man, except he's a Kobold. Lizardfolk Rune Knight that turns into a Kaiju. Centaur that duel wields lances while riding a horse. Reverse Smokey the Bear. The list goes on...
Reverse smokey the bear? Is that like a bear person who sets forests on fire, or a person bear who keeps fire from catching on forests?
A Wildfire Druid that burns forests down so the ashes can help new trees grow in.
Optional: Wild Shaping into a bear to REALLY pull off the look. Either that or reskin Orc or Goliath as a bear person.
That seems like a great idea.
Thanks! I might play it sometime in the future.
Only I, can cause forest fires... responsibly without killing too much and keeping the seeds alive.
A lizardfolk barbarian pirate on a journey to get help from a gold dragon in saving his tribe from yuan-ti invaders, but he is wanted everywhere for grave robbing (it's not his fault that humanoid flesh stays refrigerated and fresh underground in a coffin underground).
a kobold cleric who's dating a dragonborn barbarian and just CANNOT stop healing them, he prioritizes her over the whole rest of the party and exclusively uses his most ridiculous healing spells on her, even sacrificing damage spells to buff his girlfriend, the girlfriend does not care and would rather he just stopped
a paladin/cleric who's actually just an incredibly confused warlock
a wild magic sorcerer who is actually a wizard with severe dyslexia
a druid who didn't want to join the quest but got roped in because their the parties weed dealer
a drow with severe arachnophobia and nyctophobia
a kbold druid who's actually just a lizard that does magic, his stats are trash but his spells are ridiculous because he put all of his points into arcana and survival
a yuan ti (or other snake) that only eats rodents and eggs in the most comedically concerning and erotic way possible, like a vampire but more disturbing
an 80's goblin obsessed with glowing stuff and neon colors
a goblin that exclusively speaks duck and abyssal
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Hello dearest adventurers! I am the Confused Introvert, i dont know too much about D&D, but im the king of oddly specific and almost useless homebrew cantraps/low level spells, and am currently working on a setting called "Illogical Wizardry" where all of my useless and somewhat absurd spells are implemented to replace the good and known ones (mage hand, fireball, vicious mockery, etc)
Drop your favorite ideas for weird characters that you've either heard or came up with yourself. So far the best one I've ever seen is this:
no one will ever believe you XD
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Hello dearest adventurers! I am the Confused Introvert, i dont know too much about D&D, but im the king of oddly specific and almost useless homebrew cantraps/low level spells, and am currently working on a setting called "Illogical Wizardry" where all of my useless and somewhat absurd spells are implemented to replace the good and known ones (mage hand, fireball, vicious mockery, etc)
Thanks! I just really like the idea of some wimpy little dude who is actaully an ancient dragon but nobody believes him.
I'm trying to find a way to get kobold for the dndbeyond character builder, but it wont let me. Is there a way to get a single race without having to pay for the whole book?
Kinda came up with a goofy idea for a character (kinda homebrewed but plausibly doable in a non-homebrew campaign). A vampire who is a paladin, such a strange and very anti each other character but feel could be a lot of fun and deep if played properly. For example, the sun hurts him and most of his spells and abilities would revolve around casting a holy light or casting out demons (either damaging him or fighting against his own kind (sorta)). If the vampire truly wants to cure himself or improve (which he probably wants to if he became a paladin) and whatever patron or deity decided to sponsor him it could be a really cool/funny/tragic character arc of him wrestling with his powers and ailments in an attempt to do better. Kind of came up with him on a whim but feel it could be kinda cool.
Ah, the high and mighty Boblin the human. He is not a goblin. At least, if anyone says he isn’t a human, he will steal their lunch and stab them twice. And another time for good luck.
A polymorphed wizard who is now a kitten, and talks with the voice of an old man. Or you know. Vice versa.
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(He/Him)
A wizard opens a rift in the wall in front of you, walks through, and eyes you, eyes glowing a brilliant blue. “Where are the beans?” He says menacingly, gritting his teeth in frustration. Suddenly squirrels pour out of the rift and swarm over you.
Hi. I really like squirrels, reading, and D&D (obviously). Uh, yeah. I also GM 👍.
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Something I saw:
A hag ate all the children on a secluded island, and all the people left. She turned to the young of animals only to realize that she would decimate her food source if she didn't practice proper conservation cultivation and stays away from dealing with people.
A hag who is a conservationist, a protector of wildlife out of necessity. (...and got attacked by a half-orc who gave her only 10 seconds to try explaining the mountains of ancient young animal bones around her hut—loudly counting while she was trying to speak. Quite an annoying episode, that one was.)
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Only I, can cause forest fires... responsibly without killing too much and keeping the seeds alive.
A lizardfolk barbarian pirate on a journey to get help from a gold dragon in saving his tribe from yuan-ti invaders, but he is wanted everywhere for grave robbing (it's not his fault that humanoid flesh stays refrigerated and fresh underground in a coffin underground).
ill have a go
a kobold cleric who's dating a dragonborn barbarian and just CANNOT stop healing them, he prioritizes her over the whole rest of the party and exclusively uses his most ridiculous healing spells on her, even sacrificing damage spells to buff his girlfriend, the girlfriend does not care and would rather he just stopped
a paladin/cleric who's actually just an incredibly confused warlock
a wild magic sorcerer who is actually a wizard with severe dyslexia
a druid who didn't want to join the quest but got roped in because their the parties weed dealer
a drow with severe arachnophobia and nyctophobia
a kbold druid who's actually just a lizard that does magic, his stats are trash but his spells are ridiculous because he put all of his points into arcana and survival
a yuan ti (or other snake) that only eats rodents and eggs in the most comedically concerning and erotic way possible, like a vampire but more disturbing
an 80's goblin obsessed with glowing stuff and neon colors
a goblin that exclusively speaks duck and abyssal
Hello dearest adventurers! I am the Confused Introvert, i dont know too much about D&D, but im the king of oddly specific and almost useless homebrew cantraps/low level spells, and am currently working on a setting called "Illogical Wizardry" where all of my useless and somewhat absurd spells are implemented to replace the good and known ones (mage hand, fireball, vicious mockery, etc)
no one will ever believe you XD
Hello dearest adventurers! I am the Confused Introvert, i dont know too much about D&D, but im the king of oddly specific and almost useless homebrew cantraps/low level spells, and am currently working on a setting called "Illogical Wizardry" where all of my useless and somewhat absurd spells are implemented to replace the good and known ones (mage hand, fireball, vicious mockery, etc)
A kobold who used to be a dragon, but an enemy dragon transformed him.
He's going on quests to gather up enough magic to transform himself back into a dragon.
He insists in being addressed as if he was a dragon.
(you could also use dragonborn)
(He/Him), Pansexual dude. 🏳️🌈
I love cats, coffee and Dnd. Check out my tavern: THE PLATINUM KINGFISHER
Don't be a monday. Nobody likes mondays.
Of all the Dnd settings, Dragonlance is my absolute favourite.
Kobold is definitely better for that concept.
Find your own truth, choose your enemies carefully, and never deal with a dragon.
"Canon" is what's factual to D&D lore. "Cannon" is what you're going to be shot with if you keep getting the word wrong.
Thanks! I just really like the idea of some wimpy little dude who is actaully an ancient dragon but nobody believes him.
I'm trying to find a way to get kobold for the dndbeyond character builder, but it wont let me. Is there a way to get a single race without having to pay for the whole book?
(He/Him), Pansexual dude. 🏳️🌈
I love cats, coffee and Dnd. Check out my tavern: THE PLATINUM KINGFISHER
Don't be a monday. Nobody likes mondays.
Of all the Dnd settings, Dragonlance is my absolute favourite.
There was until about a week ago. WotC disabled the ability to purchase individual parts from books despite how popular an option it was.
Find your own truth, choose your enemies carefully, and never deal with a dragon.
"Canon" is what's factual to D&D lore. "Cannon" is what you're going to be shot with if you keep getting the word wrong.
Hey Y'all hope your campaigns are going well.
Kinda came up with a goofy idea for a character (kinda homebrewed but plausibly doable in a non-homebrew campaign). A vampire who is a paladin, such a strange and very anti each other character but feel could be a lot of fun and deep if played properly. For example, the sun hurts him and most of his spells and abilities would revolve around casting a holy light or casting out demons (either damaging him or fighting against his own kind (sorta)). If the vampire truly wants to cure himself or improve (which he probably wants to if he became a paladin) and whatever patron or deity decided to sponsor him it could be a really cool/funny/tragic character arc of him wrestling with his powers and ailments in an attempt to do better. Kind of came up with him on a whim but feel it could be kinda cool.
A gnome Path of the Giant Barbarian.
"He's 3 feet tall, this'll be easy- HOLY SH-"
I make homebrew subclasses, usually fixes of existing ones.
Way of the Ascendant Dragon but better: https://www.dndbeyond.com/homebrew/subclasses?filter-name=&filter-author=KyrneGnomeBarbarian&filter-author-previous=KyrneGnomeBarbarian&filter-author-symbol=118590905&filter-rating=-40
I'm a social pessimist.
Wizard who only rolls on the wild magic table, that would be very chaotic…
Ah, the high and mighty Boblin the human. He is not a goblin. At least, if anyone says he isn’t a human, he will steal their lunch and stab them twice. And another time for good luck.
A polymorphed wizard who is now a kitten, and talks with the voice of an old man. Or you know. Vice versa.
(He/Him)
A wizard opens a rift in the wall in front of you, walks through, and eyes you, eyes glowing a brilliant blue. “Where are the beans?” He says menacingly, gritting his teeth in frustration. Suddenly squirrels pour out of the rift and swarm over you.
Hi. I really like squirrels, reading, and D&D (obviously). Uh, yeah. I also GM 👍.