There likely should be any number of boilerplate contracts available online, whether its a signing contract for an athlete or entertainer or some for of a Faustian Deal. A lot of double negatives and generalities if possible!
Example: "This contract, agreement, pact, and/or promissory note is, and shall be, enforceable within 24 hours, and through perpetuity, when the individual, [INSERT PC NAME], heretofore and upon further notice, known as the "Party in the First Part" agrees to the terms by written, verbal, or imaginary consent. This agreement will confer to the individual, [INSERT NPC NAME], heretofore known as the "Party in the Second Part" the full faith and force required to collect, retrieve, take, or possess the agreed upon consideration for the transaction of goods as per [SOME WEIRD INFERNAL OR ARCANE LAW] to complete the consideration upon the agreement wherein the Party in the First Part will surrender the rights, title, and responsibility for the ineffable quality of person-hood, or "soul" to the Party in the Second Part.
Should the Party in the First Part wish to challenge, refuse, or abscond with the payment due to the Party in the Second Part, the Party in the First part will be interred, not by the fault of the Party in the Second Part as the Party in the First Part is not in accordance with the agreement set forth by the two parties."
Greek heat nailed that, as much double talk and redundancies and lawyer speak as possible. The more difficult it is to parse out probably the better. Run it by a few people before your group to see if they can understand what is being said and if they see any glaring loopholes (normal sized ones are fine, gotta have somewhere to put the shoelaces...).
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"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
Real-world corporations nowadays seem to have taken to deliberately mis-capitalizing and mis-punctuating their Terms of Service, probably to make it even harder to understand them. Put anything important in ALL CAPS and the most long-winded paragraph you possibly can.
I need help with finding inspiration/templates for magic contract's but i have no idea how to write one, so any help will be welcomed
There likely should be any number of boilerplate contracts available online, whether its a signing contract for an athlete or entertainer or some for of a Faustian Deal. A lot of double negatives and generalities if possible!
Example: "This contract, agreement, pact, and/or promissory note is, and shall be, enforceable within 24 hours, and through perpetuity, when the individual, [INSERT PC NAME], heretofore and upon further notice, known as the "Party in the First Part" agrees to the terms by written, verbal, or imaginary consent. This agreement will confer to the individual, [INSERT NPC NAME], heretofore known as the "Party in the Second Part" the full faith and force required to collect, retrieve, take, or possess the agreed upon consideration for the transaction of goods as per [SOME WEIRD INFERNAL OR ARCANE LAW] to complete the consideration upon the agreement wherein the Party in the First Part will surrender the rights, title, and responsibility for the ineffable quality of person-hood, or "soul" to the Party in the Second Part.
Should the Party in the First Part wish to challenge, refuse, or abscond with the payment due to the Party in the Second Part, the Party in the First part will be interred, not by the fault of the Party in the Second Part as the Party in the First Part is not in accordance with the agreement set forth by the two parties."
and so on...
Hope this helps!!
I think I've got a better idea now, Thank's a lot
Greek heat nailed that, as much double talk and redundancies and lawyer speak as possible. The more difficult it is to parse out probably the better. Run it by a few people before your group to see if they can understand what is being said and if they see any glaring loopholes (normal sized ones are fine, gotta have somewhere to put the shoelaces...).
"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
Real-world corporations nowadays seem to have taken to deliberately mis-capitalizing and mis-punctuating their Terms of Service, probably to make it even harder to understand them. Put anything important in ALL CAPS and the most long-winded paragraph you possibly can.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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