Hey guys, so I've been working very slowly on building a oneshot and/or series that is basically just a fun drinking festival game where players can dork around and get drunk off their butts without any severe effects. Hence, I ceated this d100 drunken traits table. I thought I'd share so any DMs could use if you'd find it useful. This has been test run and was a BLAST, and its even more fun if you stack effects! There are a few put in multiple times to increase likelihood of it happening, but feel free to adjust as needed! Enjoy!
-thechimericalcookie
Constantly Cries when anyone mentions kittens
Challenges random people to arm wrestle
Tries to pull off different magic tricks to awe people
Earnestly desires to convince everyone of the dangers of vegetables
Can’t tell right from left
Draws out any “sh” sound while they are talking
Begs anyone who resembles their first love for a kiss
Insists on writing a letter to their ex and sending it out immediately
Will tell anyone who will listen about their greatest heroic feat
Gets hot and removes item of clothing
Insists that they are a renown jewel thief and has the urge to steal people’s buttons
Craves the greasiest, nastiest food they can find
Eyes go cross eyed when anyone talks to them for too long
Insists they are being followed by someone
Calls anyone with glasses “Professor” because its “funny”
Thinks that people falling over is beyond hilarious
Blows bubbles in all their drinks to “check for poison”
Thinks that any stick they see is a human bone
Insists on being the tallest person in the room by any means possible
Insists that absolutely everyone is their “friend” and treats them as so
Periodically bursts into song
“Whispers” to people in an extremely loud voice
Relays their invisible friend(and/or pet)’s advice any time anyone is talking
Randomly yells “get a room” to groups of two or more because it’s “funny”
Cheese makes you angry
Daggers are just baby swords and you swear you will find a pregnant sword and prove it
The word “soup” makes you giggle
You try to “deflate” the muscles of anyone who has better muscles than you
You become deeply suspicious of anyone who tries to take your tankard
You have balance issues every time you try to sit down
Insists anyone with a beard is “hiding something” because beards are suspicious
Starts dancing whenever there is music
Is determined to go and get a tattoo
Craves one specific food but can’t remember what it is
Anything cold definitely has to be snow, just in disguise
Insists that they have nightvision( even if they don’t)
You can’t stop staring at fire or flames when you are near them
Can’t smoothly pronounce the letter “f”
You are obsessed with collecting keys, as you are the “key keeper”
You can’t help but want to smell fluffy things
Believes that anyone who touches your back is trying to put a bug on you
Anyone who looks similar to your parents must be your mother or father
You impulsively want to braid hair
Gets cold and puts on an item of clothing
Thinks they are turning into a frog whenever their hands are wet
Says “Ah-HA! “ when someone makes a good point, even if it’s a different conversation
Rubs dirt all over their face and gives themselves a false name as a disguise
Believes nose is actually gone when you can’t see it
Hats are the silliest thing ever
When someone offends you, you challenge them to a duel which is actually a thumb war
You need permission from someone familiar to talk to a stranger
Rain is really the sky spitting on you
You remove a piece of clothing and put it on another part of your body
You find goats deeply suspicious
You don't understand doors. They are basically just another part of the wall to you.
You can’t tell the difference between cows and horses
You must always one up anyone who’s telling a story
The smell of anything pickled makes you sick
Rename all your friends by their spirit animals and only call them that
Cry whenever you see a bird because they have to live without hands
Insist you are an amazing acrobat and then try to prove it when people don’t believe you
The quickest way to dry anything that gets wet is to put it in the fireplace
Whenever the floor is covered up (i.e a rug or table), you believe it has disappeared
Insists that one of two people who have the same name is a thief and stole a name
Fires just seem really thirsty to you, the poor guys
You feel like you really should collect food in your pockets just in case
You throw up
You can’t stop hiccuping
Shiny things fascinate you
You insist you can teleport and will demonstrate it to whoever asks.
Whenever you see people wearing shoes you cry because they don't have toes
You swear you are a polymorphed beaver and can eat wood
You fall asleep whenever you sit down for longer than a minute
You believe you have a 3rd arm and keep trying to use it
Insist that you can talk to dogs and they agree that cats are all Jerks
You find fish utterly ridiculous
You can’t stop talking about how you feel so alone when there isn’t anyone talking to you
Honesty is your only policy, and if you think something you say it
Tries to order inanimate objects to do things for you
Try to order all your drinks in draconic(even if you don’t know draconic)
You feel the urge to strongly affirm whoever you talk to, but then inform them you aren’t interested in a relationship
You feel the urge to play hilarious pranks on people
Insist you can see smells and vividly describe them to your companions
You believe you are a druid and can shapeshift into an armadillo (even if you can’t)
Stairs are your enemy and it becomes deeply difficult to climb them
If someone puts something close to your face you bite it and declare that you are some sort of predator
You feel the urge to confess your childhood sins to the most responsible looking people available.
Challenge anyone who your perceive as cooler than you to a dance off
Insist on eating hot or spicey things because “only when you breath fire can you be a true dragon”
You insist on using your tankard as a “wand”
You suddenly realise that one of your group must be hidden royalty and insist on calling them “Your highness”
All rodents are spies for the great evil Hamster Queen Squeak
You find a stone and insist on protecting it as you are sure it is a phoenix egg
Bards are all posers and you are way better than them
You feel the urge to vomit
You get way too hot and remove a piece of clothing
You believe you can walk on walls just like a spider
You start seeing everything double
You try to replant any picked flowers you see and cry because “they are just so hungry”
This needs to come up easier when searching for "dnd 5e drunk rules" on google. This is the BEST set of rules I've found by a mile! these need to be published on dmsguild.com so people can reward you for your hard work.
Hey my buddy made this into a discord bot in case you guys play on discord, He credited You I believe. All you have to do is type in !drink and it sends you and the DM a private message on what your drunk trait is
Hey guys, so I've been working very slowly on building a oneshot and/or series that is basically just a fun drinking festival game where players can dork around and get drunk off their butts without any severe effects. Hence, I ceated this d100 drunken traits table. I thought I'd share so any DMs could use if you'd find it useful. This has been test run and was a BLAST, and its even more fun if you stack effects! There are a few put in multiple times to increase likelihood of it happening, but feel free to adjust as needed! Enjoy!
-thechimericalcookie
these are hillrious and the burst out in song basically means a tavern is just a musical waiting to happen
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This needs to come up easier when searching for "dnd 5e drunk rules" on google. This is the BEST set of rules I've found by a mile! these need to be published on dmsguild.com so people can reward you for your hard work.
Amazing! Thanks for this.
Hey my buddy made this into a discord bot in case you guys play on discord, He credited You I believe. All you have to do is type in !drink and it sends you and the DM a private message on what your drunk trait is
This is great! Thanks.
Hey, I've made a d100 roll alias in Avrae and added all of this. Let me know if you are against this.