This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
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Not sure if there is another aranea within reach of perner
If there is
Meta magic twinned spell
Attack 13
Damage 14
If not ignore this
(Not spending the meta magic point yet. Will do so when there is more information)
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This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
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Perner walks up to vinny. And lays a hand on aranea b "may yer soggy corpse rot eternally 'n th' endless marshes"
Inflict wounds
Attack 15
Damage 26 necrotic (ooh big number I really hope it hits)
Aranea B stops short with the bold Perner touching it. It trembles a moment, then begins to shrink, to deflate - until all is left is a hairy black raisin like corpse with eight shriveled twigs which begin to break off from it as it sags into the webbing it had treated as its home.
((There are no other spiders in reach of Perner at this moment))
Aranea C hisses as Perner kills one of her companions. Suddenly webs like angry sticky snakes lash out at Perner:
Web Attack: 11 if hit Perner is restrained in the webbing.
((Bran: At the end of each of his turns, and each time he takes damage, Bran can make another Wisdom saving throw. Bran has advantage on the saving throw if it’s triggered by damage. On a success, the spell ends.))
Combat Order : Bran (prone and incapacitated) -> Vinny -> Veil -> Amotal -> Aranea B -> Aranea A -> Zera -> Perner (restrained -> Aranea C
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Vinny sees Bran fall while laughing hilariously. Then he sees Aranea C spin a web that entraps Perner. He rushes to interpose himself between Aranea C and Perner and recklessly strikes it causing his Ancestral Protectors to kick in on a successful hit.
While raging, the first creature you hit with an attack on your turn has disadvantage on any attack that isn't against you, and when the target hits a creature other than you, that creature has resistance to the damage dealt by the attack.
Attack: 21 Damage: 7
(+2 rage damage already accounted for in above formula)
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Bran laughed uncontrollably, rolling on the floor. He was not quite sure what was so funny about the situation, and tried to still his mind. End of turn Wisdom Save: 16.
"Nae respect fer th' arts o' combat, buncha loonies!"
Perner locks eyes with aranea c
"Maybe ye'll learn ta fight in hell. but for this plane, I've rung your bell." "Finis Temporus" perner moves his hand slightly, as if striking an invisible bell.
(Toll the dead) (wisdom save DC 14 or take 11 necrotic damage)
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This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
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Zera and Perner's combo attack takes the spider to meet its maker. It gasps horribly and its heavy sack of a body falls to the floor, its legs forming a twisted nest in the spasm of death.
Vinny, Zera, Veil and Amotal are furthest into the room. Veil is entwined in webbing which, catching the other webbing, pulls her toward the wall.
They are now separated from their friends by the giant spider corpse.
Perner is entwined in webbing, in a similar condition as Veil and Bran is still on the ground closest to the door, but no longer laughing.
Aranea A is on the ceiling in one of the corners further in. While the adventurers are not experts in the facial expressions of giant magical spider, they would say, she looks - mad.
Combat Order : Bran (prone) -> Vinny -> Veil (restrained) -> Amotal -> Aranea B -> Aranea A ((on ceiling)) -> Zera -> Perner (restrained) -> Aranea C ((on floor - upside down))
Under control of his senses at last, Bran rises up to one knee and draws his longbow, aiming at the last remaining spider creature. "There is nothing funny about this place!"
Attack: 10 Damage: 5.
He finishes standing and spends 1 ki point to dodge.
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Perner walks up to vinny. And lays a hand on aranea b "may yer soggy corpse rot eternally 'n th' endless marshes"
Inflict wounds
Attack 15
Damage 26 necrotic (ooh big number I really hope it hits)
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
quote from Romantically Apocalyptic by Vitaly S Alexius
Not sure if there is another aranea within reach of perner
If there is
Meta magic twinned spell
Attack 13
Damage 14
If not ignore this
(Not spending the meta magic point yet. Will do so when there is more information)
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
quote from Romantically Apocalyptic by Vitaly S Alexius
The leaden feeling passes, leaving Vinny un-harmed.
Eryndor - Red Dead Annihilation | GM - Volo's Trade Franchise - PF2e Adventures set in the Forgotten Realms
Bran begins to giggle, then bursts out laughing. He falls to his knees, and then the floor, rolling with laughter.
Eryndor - Red Dead Annihilation | GM - Volo's Trade Franchise - PF2e Adventures set in the Forgotten Realms
Aranea C recoils clumsily from the blast.
Eryndor - Red Dead Annihilation | GM - Volo's Trade Franchise - PF2e Adventures set in the Forgotten Realms
Aranea B stops short with the bold Perner touching it. It trembles a moment, then begins to shrink, to deflate - until all is left is a hairy black raisin like corpse with eight shriveled twigs which begin to break off from it as it sags into the webbing it had treated as its home.
((There are no other spiders in reach of Perner at this moment))
Aranea C hisses as Perner kills one of her companions. Suddenly webs like angry sticky snakes lash out at Perner:
Web Attack: 11 if hit Perner is restrained in the webbing.
((Bran: At the end of each of his turns, and each time he takes damage, Bran can make another Wisdom saving throw. Bran has advantage on the saving throw if it’s triggered by damage. On a success, the spell ends.))
Combat Order : Bran (prone and incapacitated) -> Vinny -> Veil -> Amotal ->
Aranea B-> Aranea A -> Zera -> Perner (restrained -> Aranea CEryndor - Red Dead Annihilation | GM - Volo's Trade Franchise - PF2e Adventures set in the Forgotten Realms
((Web Roll was 22 - I only added the condition flag to Perner and struck out Aranea C as dead.))
Eryndor - Red Dead Annihilation | GM - Volo's Trade Franchise - PF2e Adventures set in the Forgotten Realms
Vinny sees Bran fall while laughing hilariously. Then he sees Aranea C spin a web that entraps Perner. He rushes to interpose himself between Aranea C and Perner and recklessly strikes it causing his Ancestral Protectors to kick in on a successful hit.
While raging, the first creature you hit with an attack on your turn has disadvantage on any attack that isn't against you, and when the target hits a creature other than you, that creature has resistance to the damage dealt by the attack.
Attack: 21 Damage: 7
(+2 rage damage already accounted for in above formula)
Mana - Verdan Bard - Dragon Heist
”I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” - Douglas Adams
”I’ve suffered a great many catastrophes in my life. Most of them never happened.” - Mark Twain
Bran laughed uncontrollably, rolling on the floor. He was not quite sure what was so funny about the situation, and tried to still his mind. End of turn Wisdom Save: 16.
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Veil lifts a hand, sending 4 magical darts flashing into C... magic missile cast at 2nd level.
15 force damage.
Vinny swings trying to reach aranea C but it is just out of his reach toward the ceiling.
Veil, however, blasts it with her magic missiles. It hisses angrily at Veil.
In the meantime, Bran has shaken off the effects of the laughing fit. ((still prone, but not incapacitated))
Combat Order : Amotal ->
Aranea B-> Aranea A -> Zera -> Perner (restrained) -> Aranea C -> Bran (prone) -> Vinny -> VeilEryndor - Red Dead Annihilation | GM - Volo's Trade Franchise - PF2e Adventures set in the Forgotten Realms
((Bot-ing Amotal - rolling in log))
Amotal sees that the spiders are beyond his reach and hastily notches and arrow to his longbow.
The shot goes just wide (Attack= 8) being hindered by the webbing all about.
Aranea A clambers a little tighter into the corner of the ceiling and shoots a web at Veil
Attack: 16
Eryndor - Red Dead Annihilation | GM - Volo's Trade Franchise - PF2e Adventures set in the Forgotten Realms
Veil is restrained in a tight coil of webs.
Combat Order : Zera -> Perner (restrained) -> Aranea C ((on ceiling)) -> Bran (prone) -> Vinny -> Veil (restrained) -> Amotal ->
Aranea B-> Aranea A ((on ceiling))Eryndor - Red Dead Annihilation | GM - Volo's Trade Franchise - PF2e Adventures set in the Forgotten Realms
Zera again shoots “C” with eldritch blast, 21 to hit, 9 force damage plus 2 hex necrotic damage in log.
Perner grunts
"Nae respect fer th' arts o' combat, buncha loonies!"
Perner locks eyes with aranea c
"Maybe ye'll learn ta fight in hell. but for this plane, I've rung your bell." "Finis Temporus" perner moves his hand slightly, as if striking an invisible bell.
(Toll the dead) (wisdom save DC 14 or take 11 necrotic damage)
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
quote from Romantically Apocalyptic by Vitaly S Alexius
(Love it)
Zera and Perner's combo attack takes the spider to meet its maker. It gasps horribly and its heavy sack of a body falls to the floor, its legs forming a twisted nest in the spasm of death.
Vinny, Zera, Veil and Amotal are furthest into the room. Veil is entwined in webbing which, catching the other webbing, pulls her toward the wall.
They are now separated from their friends by the giant spider corpse.
Perner is entwined in webbing, in a similar condition as Veil and Bran is still on the ground closest to the door, but no longer laughing.
Aranea A is on the ceiling in one of the corners further in. While the adventurers are not experts in the facial expressions of giant magical spider, they would say, she looks - mad.
Combat Order : Bran (prone) -> Vinny -> Veil (restrained) -> Amotal ->
Aranea B-> Aranea A ((on ceiling)) -> Zera -> Perner (restrained) ->Aranea C((on floor - upside down))Eryndor - Red Dead Annihilation | GM - Volo's Trade Franchise - PF2e Adventures set in the Forgotten Realms
Under control of his senses at last, Bran rises up to one knee and draws his longbow, aiming at the last remaining spider creature. "There is nothing funny about this place!"
Attack: 10 Damage: 5.
He finishes standing and spends 1 ki point to dodge.
(Can Vinny reach Aranea A? Vinny will switch to his sling if he cannot melee.)
Mana - Verdan Bard - Dragon Heist
”I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” - Douglas Adams
”I’ve suffered a great many catastrophes in my life. Most of them never happened.” - Mark Twain
"whats funny is tha' they've no' go' a lick a sense between em all"
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
quote from Romantically Apocalyptic by Vitaly S Alexius