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Awesome)
Having dispatched the goblin attacking him, Crunchface holds his staff in the air, shouts a couple words in orcish, then points it at Weak Goblin 1 as a Fire bolt streaks out. Attack: 14 Damage: 9
Sam gives chase up this hill quickly catching up. Swinging your pole arm in a wide arc the goblin dives for the ground, giving you the opportunity to slam the butt of your shafts into its back. The creature gives a jerk then lies still. (Dead)
Weak Goblin 3 will abandon any hopes for victory and run.
The guard gets an attack of opportunity.
Hits with a 16 for 6 damage.
Cutting down the fleeing goblin the guard shouts.
Guard: The tides turn press the attack kill them all!
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Marley drops his bow and nimbly leaps off the wagon, drawing his rapier as he lands next to the remaining goblin. He lunges forward with the blade, raking his claws down with his offhand, letting out a low feline roar as he attacks.
Crunchface tosses his staff Into the Wagon and picks up the goblin he killed in one hand. He raises his mace and slams the bottom of the haft into its face, between its eyes, then again, until its eye sockets are smashed into one large hole.
He proceeds to the next closest dead goblin and starts giving it the same treatment.
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Maziara watches as Crunchface annihilates the goblin corpses, making a mental note to never get on his bad side. He grabs at his shoulder, sore from the bonks, but he’s more mentally annoyed than physically. He thinks to himself “this won’t happen again. Next time, I’ll show them all what I can do.”
He turns to Micky, who is clearly shocked from his encounter. “Micky! Son of a baker turned warrior! Well done new friend, well done.” He pats Micky on the back and walks him to the carriages.
Marley you take a nice calming breath and take aim...Release Goblin 1 drops dead.
Maziara you over extend your attack. Your target deflects your rapier high kicking you off balance. You recover but not intime to use your dagger.
Enemies still alive.
Weak Goblins 1, Weak Goblin 3, Goblin 3 (bloody), Weak Goblin 4 & 5.
(Who’s turn?)
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I believe it is:
Order: Goblin 1, Sam, Weak Goblins 1,3 Marley, Maziara, Crunchface Goblin 3, Weak Goblin 4, 5, Guard, Micky
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(Ok thanks)
If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
Yep Crunchface is up
Awesome)
Having dispatched the goblin attacking him, Crunchface holds his staff in the air, shouts a couple words in orcish, then points it at Weak Goblin 1 as a Fire bolt streaks out. Attack: 14 Damage: 9
If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
The goblin is able to dive out of the way.
Goblin 3 and weak Goblins 4 and 5 continue to attack.
Goblin 3 misses.
Weak Goblins 4 and 5 both hit.
The Guard takes 3 damage. CRACK He looks very hurt.
Goblin 3 will then use nimble escape to disengage and run 30 feet towards the trees.
Maziara takes 1 damage. Bonk
The guard yells don't let it escape or it will bring more.
The guard attacks weak goblin 4. Miss
Micky attacks weak Goblin 4 as well Nat 20 hits double max damage of 12
Micky gives his mallet a wild swing slamming into the side of WG 4's head. With a sicking crack it goes down.
Top if the older.
Order: Sam, Weak Goblins 3 Marley, Maziara, Crunchface Goblin 3, Weak Goblin 5, Guard, Micky
Sam is up.
Sam will run after Goblin 3 and presuming he is close enough considering his extra reach with his glaive he will attack with it.
Attack: 8 Damage: 7
Bonus Action: Attack: 15 Damage: 6
D&D since 1984
Sam gives chase up this hill quickly catching up. Swinging your pole arm in a wide arc the goblin dives for the ground, giving you the opportunity to slam the butt of your shafts into its back. The creature gives a jerk then lies still. (Dead)
Weak Goblin 3 will abandon any hopes for victory and run.
The guard gets an attack of opportunity.
Hits with a 16 for 6 damage.
Cutting down the fleeing goblin the guard shouts.
Guard: The tides turn press the attack kill them all!
Marley, Maziara, Crunchface are up post in any order.
Enemies still alive: weak goblin 5.
Marley drops his bow and nimbly leaps off the wagon, drawing his rapier as he lands next to the remaining goblin. He lunges forward with the blade, raking his claws down with his offhand, letting out a low feline roar as he attacks.
Rapier: Attack: 8 Damage: 20
Sneak Attack: (if applicable): 6
Claw Attack: Attack: 22 Damage: 12
(Hopefully this is all correct mechanics)
(Looks good to me, nice)
You run the goblin through then reach over and claw out its neck.
***End of combat**
Goblins up the line are taking off into the trees.
Guard: you lot guard the wagon I'm going to check on the others ahead.
Micky is shaking standing over the goblin he killed.
Micky: I'm alive I did it I killed this thing.
(Are we using official lore for orc customs and such?)
If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
Crunchface tosses his staff Into the Wagon and picks up the goblin he killed in one hand. He raises his mace and slams the bottom of the haft into its face, between its eyes, then again, until its eye sockets are smashed into one large hole.
He proceeds to the next closest dead goblin and starts giving it the same treatment.
If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
Maziara watches as Crunchface annihilates the goblin corpses, making a mental note to never get on his bad side. He grabs at his shoulder, sore from the bonks, but he’s more mentally annoyed than physically. He thinks to himself “this won’t happen again. Next time, I’ll show them all what I can do.”
He turns to Micky, who is clearly shocked from his encounter. “Micky! Son of a baker turned warrior! Well done new friend, well done.” He pats Micky on the back and walks him to the carriages.
"I think they're dead," Marley grins at Crunchface as he looks up from cleaning his rapier and claws. "Good to make sure though eh?"
He jumps back into the wagon and grabs his bow, standing up front and scanning the surrounding trees.
Perception: 21
(LOL Natural 1)
Maziara when you touch Micky he swing around with his mallet at the ready. But relaxes right away.
Micky: Guess I'm still a bit Jumpy. Sorry
He rubs the back of his head before picking up the goblin he killed and tossing it over to cruchface.
Micky: What ya doing Crunchy... mind if I call you Crunchy.
Marley with your Nat 1 you peer into the woods and see goblins behind each tree.
(Everyone else with your passive you see nothing)
Crunchface looks up, a bit confused. “What you mean? Orc always do this. And prefer Crunch over Crunchy.”
If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
Marley sounds the alarm, pointing at the trees before readying an arrow. "More up there!"
Crunchface looks up and around with a confused expression. “No?”
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